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Jackie Silverfall
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05-01-2009 07:26
From: Lindal Kidd Hi, Five!
(God, I love it! I got there first.)
Welcome (well, a belated welcome) to the Forums.
And we must get you together with another of our regulars, Ms. Seven O'Kelli. Why, if the two of you got married, you could be Heinz (57).
(And people say residents with numbers in their names aren't cool. Ha!) You're a sick woman, Kidd. Jackie LOL
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nikita Jefferson
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05-01-2009 07:30
Picture of A Perfect Man
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Did you really think there was one?????
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Briana Dawson
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05-01-2009 07:34
From: Dana Hickman Apparently, guys say "Oo I'd hit that!" to just about anything nowdays...  OMG you have been to Bukkake Bliss! |
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Pserendipity Daniels
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05-01-2009 07:36
From: nikita Jefferson Picture of A Perfect Man
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Did you really think there was one????? The joke would be better if you got it right. Pep (Don't worry; Margaret Thatcher enjoyed the same lack of competence at delivering jokes as you, and she was very successful in her chosen field)
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nikita Jefferson
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05-01-2009 07:53
From: Pserendipity Daniels The joke would be better if you got it right.
Pep (Don't worry; Margaret Thatcher enjoyed the same lack of competence at delivering jokes as you, and she was very successful in her chosen field) Welllllll,go ahead we're waiting for you to tell your version of it Pep(has this person ever said anything other than snipe at others} (as they slink down in the chair waiting for another post to snipe at ) |
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Pserendipity Daniels
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05-01-2009 07:57
From: nikita Jefferson Welllllll,go ahead we're waiting for you to tell your version of it
Pep(has this person ever said anything other than snipe at others} (as they slink down in the chair waiting for another post to snipe at ) ROFPMSL!!! You *really* don't have a clue what's going on do you? Pep (is my nickname)
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nikita Jefferson
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05-01-2009 08:02
From: Pserendipity Daniels ROFPMSL!!! You *really* don't have a clue what's going on do you?
Pep (is my nickname) Ohhhhh you really told me did'nt you Always wondered what pep meant,apt name for you |
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05-01-2009 08:04
From: nikita Jefferson Ohhhhh you really told me did'nt you Here's more advice: When you are in a hole, stop digging. From: nikita Jefferson Always wondered what pep meant,apt name for you In what way? Pep (Now *I* don't have a clue what she is trying to say)
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nikita Jefferson
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05-01-2009 08:09
From: Pserendipity Daniels Here's more advice: When you are in a hole, stop digging.
In what way?
Pep (Now *I* don't have a clue what she is trying to say) Well you would'nt have a clue Any way still waiting for the correct version of my joke which you say i got wrong,wellll where is it or are you full of hot air |
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Pserendipity Daniels
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05-01-2009 08:12
From: nikita Jefferson Well you would'nt have a clue
Any way still waiting for the correct version of my joke which you say i got wrong,wellll where is it or are you full of hot air How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Pep ()
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Briana Dawson
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05-01-2009 08:12
From: nikita Jefferson Well you would'nt have a clue
Any way still waiting for the correct version of my joke which you say i got wrong,wellll where is it or are you full of hot air Nikita, don't worry yourself. Pep is like a pile of dog crap. If you step on him, you will be wiping him off the bottom of your shoe forever. Just avoid the steaming pile of poo...He'll stink up the room no matter what but at least you won't be scraping it off the bottom of your shoe like i currently am doing. |
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Pserendipity Daniels
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05-01-2009 08:15
From: Briana Dawson Nikita, don't worry yourself.
Pep is like a pile of dog crap. If you step on him, you will be wiping him off the bottom of your shoe forever.
Just avoid the steaming pile of poo...He'll stink up the room no matter what but at least you won't be scraping it off the bottom of your shoe like i currently am doing. Something I said, Briana? Pep (or something you have been told?)
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nikita Jefferson
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05-01-2009 08:17
From: Briana Dawson Nikita, don't worry yourself.
Pep is like a pile of dog crap. If you step on him, you will be wiping him off the bottom of your shoe forever.
Just avoid the steaming pile of poo...He'll stink up the room no matter what but at least you won't be scraping it off the bottom of your shoe like i currently am doing. Hee hee thanks Briana, i've come to see that,i guess we give poor pep something to do,must be awful to spend all ones time here with a snipe gun waiting for the next post to take another snipe at |
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Briana Dawson
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05-01-2009 08:19
From: nikita Jefferson Hee hee thanks Brian, i've come to see that,i guess we give poor pep something to do,must be awful to spend all ones time here with a snipe gun waiting for the next post to take another snipe at Yea, it is rather odd. I spend a lot of time here refreshing the pages and posting help when I can and engaging in conversations where I feel comfortable. But it is rather an odd and i guess demented thing to sit here and constantly prattle away rude things at people with never a bit of help. It lets you know what a bitter old womanizing man he is. |
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nikita Jefferson
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05-01-2009 08:20
wellll pep wheres the joke,you just proved you're full of hot air,you don't even know another version
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Pserendipity Daniels
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05-01-2009 08:21
I help people more than you can imagine Briana.
Pep (wipes the cobwebs from the purblind eyes of others)
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05-01-2009 08:23
From: nikita Jefferson wellll pep wheres the joke,you just proved you're full of hot air,you don't even know another version nikita, every single EFL person and quite a few ESLers would be able to tell you what you got wrong because it is so blatantly obvious. Pep (It's not a great idea to try to make jokes in someone else's language)
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nikita Jefferson
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05-01-2009 08:27
From: Pserendipity Daniels nikita, every single EFL person and quite a few ESLers would be able to tell you what you got wrong because it is so blatantly obvious.
Pep (It's not a great idea to try to make jokes in someone else's language) i was sent that joke by a friend,i thought it was rather good,but i would love to hear your version of it Oh,did it offend your tender male ego saying there was no perfect male You say so much but back nothing nothing up Well must go i will leave you to it Oh by the way the zoo is looking for you,they need a venum transfusion for their rattlesnake |
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Pserendipity Daniels
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05-01-2009 08:55
From: nikita Jefferson i was sent that joke by a friend,i thought it was rather good,but i would love to hear your version of it
Oh,did it offend your tender male ego saying there was no perfect male
You say so much but back nothing nothing up
Well must go i will leave you to it
Oh by the way the zoo is looking for you,they need a venum transfusion for their rattlesnake I presume your friend was an ESLer? Or did you mess up the original like Maggie used to?  Pep (Just call me "Nobody", because "Nobody's perfect" )
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05-01-2009 09:02
The woman said "horse". Not "look out", "slow down" "something in the road up ahead". No frantic arm waving, or lights flashing... just "horse". Clearly women have trouble communicating effectively. |
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Argent Stonecutter
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05-01-2009 09:03
From: Eli Schlegal The woman said "horse". Not "look out", "slow down" "something in the road up ahead". No frantic arm waving, or lights flashing... just "horse". Clearly women have trouble communicating effectively. Pig! |
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Pserendipity Daniels
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05-01-2009 09:05
From: Eli Schlegal The woman said "horse". Not "look out", "slow down" "something in the road up ahead". No frantic arm waving, or lights flashing... just "horse". Clearly women have trouble communicating effectively. She probably actually said "Hoarse" . . . Pep ( . . . because she had been talking so much.)
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Angel Leviathan
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05-01-2009 09:20
In this thread based on misandry, we have had the OP compare others to excrement.
Lovely.
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Briana Dawson
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05-01-2009 09:26
From: Angel Leviathan In this thread based on misandry, we have had the OP compare others to excrement.
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Pserendipity Daniels
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05-01-2009 09:40
From: Briana Dawson Been there since i left ya... So*that* is where you hang out, Briana? Pep (is not surprised - delighted in fact - that he has never bumped into Briana inworld)
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