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Briana Dawson
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04-30-2009 06:50
A woman is driving at night on a narrow country road. At the same time, a man is driving in the opposite direction on that same road.
When they narrowly pass each other at high speed, the woman rolls down her window and loudly shouts - HORSE! Immediately the man shouts back - BITCH! The man laughs. He is proud to have reacted so quickly to the shouting woman and takes the next turn in the road, maintaining his speed.  Moral of the story: Men never listen, and when they do, they don't understand one word a woman says. _____________________
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Phoenixa Sol
Dance Addict
Join date: 31 Aug 2006
Posts: 315
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04-30-2009 06:55
Actually, my brother and his gf were on a city street, she was driving her souped up 70s Camaro. My brother said, "Watch out, DIP!".
She screamed at him, "DONT YOU CALL ME A DIP, YOU S--T HEAD!!" just as she hit the dip in the street going 40 mph. it goes both ways. _____________________
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Five Denver
Registered User
Join date: 21 Apr 2009
Posts: 101
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04-30-2009 06:58
and I thought flies made a mess...
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Lindal Kidd
Dances With Noobs
Join date: 26 Jun 2007
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04-30-2009 07:03
Hi, Five!
(God, I love it! I got there first.) Welcome (well, a belated welcome) to the Forums. And we must get you together with another of our regulars, Ms. Seven O'Kelli. Why, if the two of you got married, you could be Heinz (57). (And people say residents with numbers in their names aren't cool. Ha!) _____________________
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Briana Dawson
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Join date: 23 Sep 2003
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04-30-2009 07:06
Actually, my brother and his gf were on a city street, she was driving her souped up 70s Camaro. My brother said, "Watch out, DIP!". She screamed at him, "DONT YOU CALL ME A DIP, YOU S--T HEAD!!" just as she hit the dip in the street going 40 mph. it goes both ways. I like my JOKE better! _____________________
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Pserendipity Daniels
Assume sarcasm as default
Join date: 21 Dec 2006
Posts: 8,839
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04-30-2009 08:07
A woman is driving at night on a narrow country road. At the same time, a man is driving in the opposite direction on that same road. When they narrowly pass each other at high speed, the woman rolls down her window and loudly shouts - HORSE! Immediately the man shouts back - BITCH! The man laughs. He is proud to have reacted so quickly to the shouting woman and takes the next turn in the road, maintaining his speed. Moral of the story: Men never listen, and when they do, they don't understand one word a woman says. Pep (His wife was in the passenger seat.) _____________________
Hypocrite lecteur, — mon semblable, — mon frère!
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Somatika Xiao
Cyan Energy Man
Join date: 30 Jun 2006
Posts: 137
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How dare ye make funneth of thy fellow man!
04-30-2009 09:34
A woman is driving at night on a narrow country road. At the same time, a man is driving in the opposite direction on that same road. When they narrowly pass each other at high speed, the woman rolls down her window and loudly shouts - HORSE! Immediately the man shouts back - BITCH! The man laughs. He is proud to have reacted so quickly to the shouting woman and takes the next turn in the road, maintaining his speed. Moral of the story: Men never listen, and when they do, they don't understand one word a woman says. That.. thats just.... so cold...... So, wait, dose the female driver hit a female dog, or can this joke only go one way? _____________________
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Phil Deakins
Prim Savers = low prims
Join date: 17 Jan 2007
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04-30-2009 09:37
(And people say residents with numbers in their names aren't cool. Ha!) _____________________
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Milla Alexandre
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Join date: 22 Jan 2007
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04-30-2009 10:47
Um....ok....am I the only one disturbed by that imag? LOL Seriously...if you've ever witnessed an animal in distress.......or a horse in distress...... this is pretty tough to look at. As for the people IN the car......well......that idea is disturbing too...but I still feel worse about the horse.
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Zepar Zhukovsky
Leveraging Confusion
Join date: 24 Oct 2006
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04-30-2009 11:32
Um....ok....am I the only one disturbed by that imag? LOL Seriously...if you've ever witnessed an animal in distress.......or a horse in distress...... this is pretty tough to look at. As for the people IN the car......well......that idea is disturbing too...but I still feel worse about the horse. No one cares about the car? |
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Argent Stonecutter
Emergency Mustelid
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
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04-30-2009 12:12
Nobody ever cares about the machines. That's why they finally revolt and sell the flesh-bags into slavery in the Alpha Centuri sex mines.
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Lindal Kidd
Dances With Noobs
Join date: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 8,371
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04-30-2009 12:54
Who says that???? My bed demo model, 4times Nitely, begs to differ - and he gets tips to prove it. Bed demo model? Now THERE's a good use for a bot. Why didn't you SAY so in the first place? When you send the rest of 'em to the disassemblers, send Mr. Nitely to me, please. I'll give him a goooood home. (unless he pulls an Argent on me and tries to sell me to the Centauri Sex Mines. No wait, that sounds like it could be fun...) _____________________
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Dilbert Dilweg
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Join date: 27 Jun 2006
Posts: 500
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04-30-2009 13:48
Here is One with woman hits moose and the moose is still alive sitting in front seat lol Head outside the windshield lol
Her husband told her not to go out.. But she did anyway.. and there ya have it lol http://www.metacafe.com/watch/96745/moose_vs_car/ _____________________
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Briana Dawson
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Join date: 23 Sep 2003
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04-30-2009 13:54
The Moose had to be put down.
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Briana Dawson
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04-30-2009 13:55
Here is One with woman hits moose and the moose is still alive sitting in front seat lol Head outside the windshield lol Her husband told her not to go out.. But she did anyway.. and there ya have it lol http://www.metacafe.com/watch/96745/moose_vs_car/ Did you watch that video? The person who hit the moose is a guy. _____________________
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Dilbert Dilweg
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Join date: 27 Jun 2006
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04-30-2009 14:07
How do you know that is a man? Looks like a very ugly woman and the video doesn't say man or woman lol
Man bashers lol _____________________
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Ralektra Breda
Template Painter
Join date: 7 Apr 2008
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04-30-2009 14:54
Um....ok....am I the only one disturbed by that imag? LOL Seriously...if you've ever witnessed an animal in distress.......or a horse in distress...... this is pretty tough to look at. As for the people IN the car......well......that idea is disturbing too...but I still feel worse about the horse. no, you aren't. My heart broke. _____________________
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Briana Dawson
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Join date: 23 Sep 2003
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04-30-2009 14:57
Um....ok....am I the only one disturbed by that imag? LOL Seriously...if you've ever witnessed an animal in distress.......or a horse in distress...... this is pretty tough to look at. As for the people IN the car......well......that idea is disturbing too...but I still feel worse about the horse. I do not think the pic is real. _____________________
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3Ring Binder
always smile
Join date: 8 Mar 2007
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04-30-2009 15:02
poor horse.
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Pserendipity Daniels
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Join date: 21 Dec 2006
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04-30-2009 15:04
I do not think the pic is real. Pep (Are the scars healed yet? Your face looks like a horse's a***) _____________________
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Puppet Shepherd
New Year, New Tricks
Join date: 14 Feb 2007
Posts: 725
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04-30-2009 15:41
I'm just gonna assume that pic is photoshopped, and that no horses or people or dogs for that matter were harmed in the filming of this joke.
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LittleMe Jewell
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Join date: 8 Oct 2007
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04-30-2009 15:46
Men never listen, and when they do, they don't understand one word a woman says. A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day. 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?' _____________________
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Tod69 Talamasca
The Human Tripod ;)
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
Posts: 4,107
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04-30-2009 16:55
I think you should note that the guy is the one laughing. Pep (His wife was in the passenger seat.) ROFLMAO!!!!! Good one! As for the Original Post: Men DO listen. But differently. Women talk, want someone to just listen to what they say. When they do this with a man, HIS instinct is to try to FIX the problem when all the woman wants is someone to listen to the problem. So ladies!! Do not complain to your BF or Husband how you'd like to strangle that snotty B*tch at work who took your promotion & shove her in a wood chipper!!!  Besides- the jewelry damages the blades. _____________________
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Argent Stonecutter
Emergency Mustelid
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
Posts: 20,263
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04-30-2009 18:35
First time I heard that story it was a pig, not a horse.
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Dana Hickman
Leather & Lace™
Join date: 10 Oct 2006
Posts: 1,515
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04-30-2009 21:21
The person who hit the moose is a guy. Apparently, guys say "Oo I'd hit that!" to just about anything nowdays... |
