Any SL products you want in real life?

ScanIcon Personal Radar.

Marty Telemarketer is now 37 meters away. He likes surfing, has blingtard friends and is probably going to try to sell you something as you can tell from his instantly broadcast profile. He is now within chat range. He is drawing ever nearer. Sounds like you need some...


AFK Somex Brand Sleeping Pills.

You were here a second ago. But pop one of these and you can sleep any time, any place - No Matter What. Lying down, sitting, even standing - you are off to your happy place! People will instantly see how pointless it is to bother you. Surgeon General's Warning: side effects include potentially embarrassing situations, being pushed into a pond, or enhanced risk of an untimely logout from Real Life. Preventable by a...


Safezone Personal Shield.

That kid with the shopping cart behind you in line has a real surprise coming. Do that again, kid... no really, shove me with that cart again and you will find yourself against the far back wall of the store, 20 feet up. Unless he has a...


NorTele Short Range Personal Wireless Teleporter.

For only 80 USD a month, you too can teleport yourself anywhere nearby! Stairs? Forget 'em. Need floor space? Need privacy? Just want to ditch a bad situation? Sign up your whole family today. Consumer product warning: small potential of your shoes being stuck... not on your feet upon arrival. Same with your hairstyle. Seller not responsible, and pretty harmless unless you have...


Bling Bling Diamond Exporters LTD.

Diamonds? Nah, that ain't a diamond. THIS is a diamond! Only 0.1 carat but enough infrared, visible spectrum and gamma radiation to kill a cat at ten yards instantly! Show her you care and make sure the rest of the world knows too. Lead vest sold separately. If she's impressed, you may be able to use...


The Serpentine Pose Bed.

...okay not even going there. But I bet it would sell like crazy.


Whatcha think - any of these worth having in RL? Any inventors out there ready to take this kind of thing on?

You know you wanna.

I just have to say it, but I apologize up front - I want an attachable penis. Script errors would be a pain though.

Edit: The kind that is NOT talking to me...

I think a Flight Bracelet would be an awesome product to have IRL.

all my shoes all my hair and all my clothes

and my figure or else the above would all be wasted

I want the Instant Makeover!

hello???

Teleportation??

keep yo bling bling and gimme sum warpos

MystiTool.

1. My entire wardrobe.

2. Marine Kelley Products

Seconded.

Also, the storage capacity of a small plywood prim would be nice to have IRL.

The Mute Button

This, unfortunately in reverse order where the shopkeeper scans the potential shopper is the most likely. I'm thinking Sci film style here where a retina scan knows who you are and knows your shopping habits!

Of coruse then we may see a growing market in new eyes to avoid spam!!!!

facelight for reading in bed... no more shadows on the book
YAY

If only I could port the Flight Feather to RLSL.

Oh, and all 300 of my avatars. NOBODY gives a 30 meter tall Mecha a speeding ticket... and if they get on my case I'll switch to a Tiny Ferret and hide.

I've got that one! It's called an Ipod....

Des, I actually laughed out loud at that! Thank you for posting that!

Another vote for MystiTool.

I want the pose balls that turn a guy into a dancer with just a click.

I want the ability to change the color of my house walls with just a couple of clicks.

I want the ability to orbit people.

Forget all that scripted crap, all I want is my shape!

This.

Yeh, I want this shape:

My doctor swears with a bit of hard work, I can get it.

Would take lots of money to get my complexion back though - and even then, I'd probably not get rid of all the signs of age.

However, I still want to be able to orbit my co-workers.

Perfect Hair each and every day; instant color change hair, multiple styles available at the push of a button (although I imagine it'd be a bit disconcerting to have my hair whip around my head, styling itself into these glam 'dos while I hang out drinking martinis.)

Add that to the Instant Wardrobe... no more squirming into hose, twisting and turning to tuck, fasten, smooth... at the touch of another button, my body is instantly clothed.

Finish it all up with Just Right Makeup: immaculate eyeliners, shadows, mascara, and lipsticks. All changeable at the touch of a (you guessed it) button.

And of course, a subtle yet efficient facelight to show yourself to the best advantage, (even at midnight!) is absolutely necessary.

I would have to grow by a foot and several cup sizes.

I guess the latter is technically possible, but not nearly as inexpensive as slider-fu.

My Secret-Agent HUD 8.3a ....

I got the one thing I wanted in RL, from SL

and that is my hubby

I'd definitely want the ability to rez and de-rezz things and store them in my invisible inventory when I didn't need them...God, that would be incredibly useful..also my inventory box organizers....if I had them in RL, it would be such a blessing....

Also..the 'clothes' thing... I'm currently looking at two big huge bags of clothes that need ironing.... one of the very 'under-rated' aspects of SL is that nothing ever needs ironing or taking to the dry cleaners....