[very important announcement] Means the END of Second Life!

by "offering", they mean they plan to kill a sheep on an altar and smear its blood on M Linden's back in an intricate design with great religious significance. It's how the bring in all new CEO's. Offerings date back to thousands of years before Christ, so it's nothing new. They were going to toss a virgin into a volcano, but the market for virgins has gone to hell what with the virgin shortage and all, and the closest active volcano to San Francisco is Mt. St. Helens in Washington and they didn't have the budget for airfare or to get the required licenses to dump virgins in it from the Park Service.

I think the [very important announcement] is that they are cancelling the three-legged race at the company picnic due to insurance concerns.

Can anyone point me towards the Nicholaz version of [very important announcement]? No doubt that'll be a more stable announcement anyway.

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Aes

Thank goodness that's all been cleared up then.

Phew.

For what it's worth my shot in the dark is that they will open up the main grid so that if you have land or a portal on the main grid you can run your own regions on your own servers and tp in and out of the main grid. I suspect they will still control the currency of course but that means on your own server network you can create your own economies... something like that would be pretty fundamental. Why own an island sim when can have a continent and do whatever the hell you like and still get on the main grid ?

Not as cool as it could be. I did not count on the inevitable "Carl Metrosexual" jokes.

LULZ! Expect a resurgence of that very soon. (^_^)y

Just turn off your ass-lights and the [very special announcment] will work.

wasnt the [very important announcement] already posted here;

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Yes. It was, but LL deleted that thread and substituted a different one about NPFs

If you will all take a ride with me in the way back machine, where we will visit our child selves seated at our desks in our fifth grade 1st period classrooms. Are we there yet? Good. Now, remember the morning announcements over the campus PA system as some of us writhed around in agony because we forgot to use the restroom before class, while others shot spit soaked wads of paper through a straw at those they either hated or had unexplainable feelings for? It's Friday morning, and there is an assembly in the gym just after lunch.

"and lastly, there will be a [very important announcement] at today's assembly."

That's the vibe I get. That's the vibe I usually get when Lindens blog.

Next week, on a very special episode of Blossom:

I'm still waiting... *drums fingers on the desk*

Will they be charging Europeans VAT for [very special announcment]?

Yep we are merging with WoW, get your XP up while you can

I am not paying 15 bucks a month for SL. I wouldn't pay it for WOW either though.

Wow the [very important announcement] is great news to SL, especially the Gorean & Furry communities, having multiple [very important announcement] available will also reduce the necessity of war in Jesse and Bear, as well as provide valuble training for the followers of [very important announcement] who have been awaitng the [very important announcement] from Phillip since the dawn of SL. [very important announcement] will make great impact on the sex industry too finally allowing [very important announcement] to be used between consenting [very important announcement] and Ponygirls.
Heck it's even going to help vehicles when they [very important announcement].
Can't wait to see the first [very important announcement] animations

I for one welcome our new [very important announcement].

Yeah well, while you are all sitting here anxiously waiting for the [very important announcement],

Her hat makes me hungry.

I will have a sauté of [very important annoucement] with a glass of Bordeaux Saint-Emillion and some small potatoes or pasta and a fine salad.

I'm not sure about the salad dressing that will suit well with my [very important annoucement]


Any idea ?

Mmm - announcements.

And BTW, please dress any undressed salad in private, above 500m in a Mature sim, as this is a PG [very important announcement].

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Aes

Wait...
I'm a child avt could I be ARd for using a [very important announcement] in public ?

make sure you get the [very important announcement] verification before you do!!!.

OMG [very important announcement], RUN!!!!!!! the end is neer all is lost!!!!....pack up ue exite bits, use your sex beds before the [very important announcement]!!!!!!*screams*....and get you limed edion super cool promo LL prim bits that do absolutly nothing!!!! so get yours today just because you can for 5 ez payments or 300L$.........the [very important announcement] ate my cheeze
*sits back down and drinks more of the amp*

Approach the [very important announcement] with caution.

I find it pretty ironic this sarcastic thread was started a day before the Land Auction price thread.