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[very important announcement] Means the END of Second Life!

Carl Metropolitan
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06-03-2008 16:05
I can't believe LL just announced that [very important announcement]. Are they insane? It should be obvious to anyone with the IQ of a crack-addicted squirrel that [very important announcement] will lead to ruin of Second Life! Why doesn't LL stop mucking about with nonsense like [very important announcement] and fix the system. SL still just doesn't work a good 20% of the time. How do they expect to become the "3-D Internet of the future" if they can't even make the asset server stay up. I'm really dissapointed in the new CEO, M. Linden, too. [very important announcement] is a clear sign that nothing has really changed at Linden Lab.
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Darkness Anubis
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06-03-2008 16:18
As a long time resident I predict we will see
(Very Important announcement) will destroy SL and it will die within a year.

WOOT WOOT (Very Important Announcement) Will revolutionize the industry.

Meh (Very important announcemnet). Doesnt affect me who cares.

(Very Important Announcement) might be interesting in 6 months but its gonna screw the grid in the mean time.

90% of party attendees will miss (Very Important Announcement) because they crashed and cant relog do to logins closed for asset server troubles.
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Wilhelm Neumann
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06-03-2008 16:21
*blinks*

what?
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Ann Launay
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06-03-2008 16:23
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Macphisto Angelus
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06-03-2008 16:25
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Tengu Yamabushi
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Join date: 25 Sep 2005
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06-03-2008 16:26
As the recipient of untold 'Very Important Announcements', ranging from corporate missives from CEOs to the flags on company emails received from Marketing, I can assure you:

The actual importance of an announcement is in inverse proportion to the stated importance of the announcement.

That is all.

:)
Darkness Anubis
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06-03-2008 16:30
From: Tengu Yamabushi
As the recipient of untold 'Very Important Announcements', ranging from corporate missives from CEOs to the flags on company emails received from Marketing, I can assure you:

The actual importance of an announcement is in inverse proportion to the stated importance of the announcement.

That is all.

:)




SOOOOOO True!
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Wilhelm Neumann
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06-03-2008 16:33
Well I'm glad everyone cleared that up then
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MortVent Charron
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06-03-2008 16:36
/me eats popcorn and drinks a soda while playing a violin concerto on a portable radio...
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Macphisto Angelus
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06-03-2008 16:36
Lindens don't drop bombs on birthday parties.. they drop them on Friday afternoons via the blog. :D
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Maggie McArdle
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06-03-2008 16:47


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There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.
Oryx Tempel
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06-03-2008 16:52
Carl, how can you SAY that??? [Very Important Announcement] is just what HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of USERS have been pushing for for YEARS!!! It's going to revoLUTionize the way the entire WORLD sees SL and is going to end crashing and INVENTORY LOSS for ALL TIME!!!

Jeesh. You hate-mongers.
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Raudf Fox
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06-03-2008 16:56
From: Macphisto Angelus
Lindens don't drop bombs on birthday parties.. they drop them on Friday afternoons via the blog. :D


Soooo very, very true!

I'm not going to worry about this [very important announcement], until it's announced. Then depending on how stupid it sounds, I'll decide whether or not to panic.
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Brenda Connolly
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06-03-2008 16:59
If this[Very Important Announcement](tm) does happen, that's it! I'm outta here. I'm quitting SL [again]. What do they think? Some of us don't have the money to spend every time a [Very Important Announcement](tm) happens.
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Djamila Marikh
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06-03-2008 17:00
From: Brenda Connolly
If this[Very Important Announcement](tm) does happen, that's it! I'm outta here. I'm quitting SL [again]. What do they think? Some of us don't have the money to spend every time a [Very Important Announcement](tm) happens.


I soooo just thought the very thing !
Maggie McArdle
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06-03-2008 17:06
Ah, don't pay any attention to them, they're just false alarms. You get a lot of them in the Lab..errr um, especially when you're on the right track.
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There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.
Nimue Jewell
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06-03-2008 17:07
I'm looking into filing a class action lawsuit over [very important announcement]. Who's with me?
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Macphisto Angelus
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06-03-2008 17:11
From: Nimue Jewell
I'm looking into filing a class action lawsuit over [very important announcement]. Who's with me?

I dunno.. the whole idea of that makes me feel really "Chilly".
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Maggie McArdle
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06-03-2008 17:13
.....When your thing gets wild, chilly down, chilly down!
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There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.
Brenda Connolly
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06-03-2008 17:15
From: Macphisto Angelus
I dunno.. the whole idea of that makes me feel really "Chilly".

Where's that Farging "Groan" button when you need it?
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Macphisto Angelus
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06-03-2008 17:16
From: Brenda Connolly
Where's that Farging "Groan" button when you need it?


:D
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From: Natalie P from SLU
Second Life: Where being the super important, extra special person you've always been sure you are (at least when you're drunk) can be a reality!


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Ann Launay
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06-03-2008 17:16
From: Brenda Connolly
Where's that Farging "Groan" button when you need it?

Cris is only one man, Brenda.
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I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things.

Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
Chris Norse
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06-03-2008 17:30
Doooom!!!!!!!!!!
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Brenda Connolly
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06-03-2008 17:36
From: Chris Norse
Doooom!!!!!!!!!!

WoW!
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Desmond Shang
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06-03-2008 18:07
*seemingly analytic, cautious approval of [Very Important Announcement]*

*more logical, calming words that allay fears in followup post*

*slow realisation that Des is just a fanboy anyway no matter what is done*
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