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Elora Lunasea
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04-23-2008 11:09
From: Trout Recreant /me idly munches on what appears to be a styrofoam coaster but is allegedly made of some sort of inflated rice particles and contemplates suicide. Wait. I can't die until I've finished my celery stick.
At least I'll die thin so the pallbearers won't strain their backs and my corpse will be detoxified for the protection of whomever embalms me. Dont' feel bad Trout. I started a "diet" this week (I use the term loosely because I don't believe in diets). My lunch consists of 1 hard boiled egg, tunafish without mayo sprinkled with some capers (blah but the capers help), 3 tiny "celery sticks" which turn out to be pickles with no flavor if you ask me, 3 sad slices of red onion, 3 slices of tomato (thankfully, ripe) sitting on some mesclun salad. I have Toasted Sesame dressing for it, but I'm terrified to use it because I don't know the fat grams  but I guess I could look it up on line. I did NOT prepare this salad. Came from Pret A Manger. Sure looks pretty though which does help but is not exactly my idea of a satisfying lunch. Those scallops with bacon Yosef posted 2 pages or so back would really go nicely as a entree now 
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Maggie McArdle
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04-23-2008 11:10
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Jonathon Darcy
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04-23-2008 11:12
From: Elora Lunasea Dont' feel bad Trout. I started a "diet" this week (I use the term loosely because I don't believe in diets). My lunch consists of 1 hard boiled egg, tunafish without mayo sprinkled with some capers (blah but the capers help), 3 tiny "celery sticks" which turn out to be pickles with no flavor if you ask me, 3 sad slices of red onion, 3 slices of tomato (thankfully, ripe) sitting on some mesclun salad. I have Toasted Sesame dressing for it, but I'm terrified to use it because I don't know the fat grams but I guess I could look it up on line. I did NOT prepare this salad. Came from Pret A Manger. Sure looks pretty though which does help but is not exactly my idea of a satisfying lunch. Those scallops with bacon Yosef posted 2 pages or so back would really go nicely as a entree now I eat steak every single day. Just saying is all.
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Amaranthim Talon
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04-23-2008 11:15
From: Claire Silverspar Enjoy your two days off....but be careful, us english can get a bit testy when you mix up St George and the dragon  lol. |
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Conan Godwin
In ur base kilin ur d00ds
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04-23-2008 11:16
Post #1500, MOFOs!! Is that the book that Flight of Dragons is based on? I used to think St George was cool, until I found out that what he was actually canonised for was something really mundane and unawesome; being tortured. Why the christians would take pride in being victims is beyond me. They're basically emos.
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Elora Lunasea
Mrs. Llama
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04-23-2008 11:17
From: Jonathon Darcy I eat steak every single day.
Just saying is all. I think we just found George W's avatar!
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Rioko Bamaisin
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04-23-2008 11:22
/me sets out homemade chicken noodle soup and gingerale on table next to couch.Then proceeds to sneeze on everyone. 
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04-23-2008 11:25
There, there little Rioko... Ramen Noodles and Perrier- it will cure anything, restore hair, improve your eyesight, increase your sex drive and give you the winning lotto numbers  |
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Conan Godwin
In ur base kilin ur d00ds
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04-23-2008 11:26
From: Elora Lunasea I think we just found George W's avatar! Actually, that's my alt. However, being British instead of American, I eat reasonable portions of steak. 8oz is enough for any man. I once saw a restaurant where the smallest portion available was 24oz. That's absurd and anyone who can eat that in a single sitting should be ashamed.
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Elora Lunasea
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04-23-2008 11:27
From: Rioko Bamaisin /me sets out homemade chicken noodle soup and gingerale on table next to couch.Then proceeds to sneeze on everyone. Wait! Hold on! What page did you mention you weren't feeling well? /me flips back wildly...
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Yosef Okelly
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04-23-2008 11:29
 If I were there, I would give you a hug, feed you the soup, pour the gingerale over cracked ice, (just a little at a time; you don't want it to get wattered down, rub your fet, brush your hair, and just generaly sympothize with your felling crappy.  |
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Amaranthim Talon
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04-23-2008 11:31
God... you are just campaigning to be the perfect man aren't you? /me goes misty day dreaming of Yosef....
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Yosef Okelly
Mostly Harmless
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04-23-2008 11:32
Ummm ... Rioko being ill does not go well with the title of thread.
I'm just saying.
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Macphisto Angelus
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04-23-2008 11:34
I called this Dr. up. He does house calls. Interested? 
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Elora Lunasea
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04-23-2008 11:34
From: Conan Godwin Actually, that's my alt.
However, being British instead of American, I eat reasonable portions of steak. 8oz is enough for any man. I once saw a restaurant where the smallest portion available was 24oz. That's absurd and anyone who can eat that in a single sitting should be ashamed. Oh this is SO off-topic LOL. You're completely right Conan. BTW, I do still eat it myself - love it. I normally eat about 4-5 oz when I do, my husband typically manages with only about a 6 oz portion. That's at home. Once you start to learn to eat correctly and know what a portion is, it's very difficult to allow yourself to consume that much again. And yes, us Americans are gluttons, for the most part. I always wish they would have 2 different menus in restaurants. A normal one for those of us who want to eat normal portions and the other one for those who want to gouge themselves silly; and let them price them accordingly. I'm tired of throwing out leftovers! /me steps off soapbox
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Rioko Bamaisin
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04-23-2008 11:35
From: Yosef Okelly If I were there, I would give you a hug, feed you the soup, pour the gingerale over cracked ice, (just a little at a time; you don't want it to get wattered down, rub your fet, brush your hair, and just generaly sympothize with your felling crappy.  I suddenly feel better.
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Maggie McArdle
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04-23-2008 11:37
Never watch Ghosthunters in the dark(kinda) by yourself while they actually have a ghost....
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Macphisto Angelus
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04-23-2008 11:39
From: Maggie McArdle Never watch Ghosthunters in the dark(kinda) by yourself while they actually have a ghost.... I ain't fraid of no ghosts. 
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Conan Godwin
In ur base kilin ur d00ds
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04-23-2008 11:40
From: Elora Lunasea Oh this is SO off-topic LOL. You're completely right Conan. BTW, I do still eat it myself - love it. I normally eat about 4-5 oz when I do, my husband typically manages with only about a 6 oz portion. That's at home. Once you start to learn to eat correctly and know what a portion is, it's very difficult to allow yourself to consume that much again. And yes, us Americans are gluttons, for the most part. I always wish they would have 2 different menus in restaurants. A normal one for those of us who want to eat normal portions and the other one for those who want to gouge themselves silly; and let them price them accordingly. I'm tired of throwing out leftovers! /me steps off soapbox Having said that, American chefs know how to season a steak properly, which is more than can be said for chefs over here. I don't order steak in British restaurants any more because I hate to see the best produce in the world ruined.
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Claire Silverspar
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04-23-2008 11:45
From: Maggie McArdle Never watch Ghosthunters in the dark(kinda) by yourself while they actually have a ghost.... I go for the even easier option....I just don't watch it lol. I won't watch anything like that. Even watching 'The Ring' in broad daylight (it was 2pm in the middle of summer) and I was creeped out. I had nightmares and had to keep all the lights on... ...yeah, I'm a total wimp
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Conan Godwin
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04-23-2008 11:45
I called this Dr. up. He does house calls. Interested? 
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Maggie McArdle
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04-23-2008 11:51
no worries Claire, i love a good scare, LOL. i just hate being scared alone is all....
is watching the Wright-Patterson AFB episode, where they had a "ghost" actually turn on the flashlight they set in the bathroom, where an apparition was seen.
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Elora Lunasea
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04-23-2008 11:52
From: Claire Silverspar I go for the even easier option....I just don't watch it lol. I won't watch anything like that. Even watching 'The Ring' in broad daylight (it was 2pm in the middle of summer) and I was creeped out. I had nightmares and had to keep all the lights on... ...yeah, I'm a total wimp When Stephen King's "Salem's Lot" came out way way back when, I was reading it at my parent's kitchen table. I was very immersed in the book, freaking out and nobody else was home for some reason as I recall. It was about 10:00pm and all the lights in the house were off except the one over the kitchen table where I was reading. Suddenly there was a banging at the screen door! I think I must have jumped a foot out of my chair! It was my friend Ralph from around the block who had come by to see if I wanted to take a walk with him, and get high lol. My nerves were so jangled that I actually said no! The thought of walking around the neighborhood, in the dark, stoned was more frightening that sitting alone in the house with that book at that point So, I'm pretty much a wimp too Claire  I still get nightmares way to easy from watching spooky stuff!
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Elora Lunasea
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04-23-2008 11:53
From: Conan Godwin I called this Dr. up. He does house calls. Interested? /me runs away shivering with fear!
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Macphisto Angelus
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04-23-2008 11:54
From: Elora Lunasea
Suddenly there was a banging at the screen door! I think I must have jumped a foot out of my chair! It was my friend Ralph from around the block who had come by...... This had the makings of the best story in this thread so far.
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