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Macphisto Angelus
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06-05-2008 17:38
Only the mean ones, Ann. _____________________
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Brenda Connolly
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06-05-2008 17:39
awww I want one, please, please, please! _____________________
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Rudolph Ormsby
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Join date: 31 Oct 2006
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Act I Scene I
06-05-2008 17:45
Cute poem Gabriele! It all started one day when I found myself in a watering hole just off Drifter's Passage... a semi-naked girl was laying prone on a barrel... I was originally in Drifter's on a secret mission... to investigate the goings on and report them to the relevant authorities. There had been reports of kidnappings in the area, but the evidence was thin on the ground. I had not gathered any suitable evidence, and I was beginning to think that the Agent that had recruited me would be very disappointed with my report. The girl on the barrel said "Hi". I was distracted by the sight of her in a bra and thong, and decided to talk her. We made small talk. She seemed bright and light and flirty. I took a drink from the fridge. As we talked, I realised that my presence could seem a little suspicious... I needed to merge with the theme of the place, become one of them, or at least appear to be. I would either have to look vulnerable and be kidnapped... or become a kidnapper myself... There was no way this girl was getting ready to kidnap me, so I had to take control. I grabbed her by the arm and dragged her to the entrance to the bar. I had familiarised myself with the facilities on a previous visit, and knew of the hidden entrance to the dungeon. I took her down with me, to question her and see if I could generate any leads. The dungeon was filled with torture equipment - I had not seen it before and it gave me a shock. OMG, I would have to tie her down here? The equipment was so absurd, I could not help laughing. There were tears in my eyes from all of the contorted positions I put the girl into. There was no way i could "torture" her, or get any information from her... it was just too funny. On nearly everything we tried she would say "What does this do... Oh My G_d !" I could not contain myself from laughing. Within the first few minutes of meeting this girl, I was laughing continuously - she was fantastic! _____________________
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Joseph Abel
Leaves no pawprints...
Join date: 20 Aug 2006
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06-05-2008 17:49
Me too..They'd look adorable running in the gunsights on my helicopter. Brenda...this, more than anything, really helps solidify the image of you in my mind as a cross between Tank Girl and General George S. Patton... _____________________
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Joseph Abel
Leaves no pawprints...
Join date: 20 Aug 2006
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06-05-2008 17:50
*blows kisses*..Hi, Joseph Hi!! I like your chaise lounge by the way...and agree wholeheartedly with Mac's suggestions for add-ons... _____________________
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So your final Nimbus Score is a grand total of 8.55. A magnificent achievement! |
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Gabriele Graves
Always and Forever, FULL
Join date: 23 Apr 2007
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06-05-2008 17:55
One swift kick and *punt* danger avoided.  Macphisto and the Kitten The kitten came, as cute as could be, He came with his claws, extended at me, I stood my ground, I did not fear, I did nothing at all until he came near, Grabbing him quickly, I turned him around, The seat of his ass my boot swiftly found. _____________________
 Trout Rating: I'm giving you an 8.2 on the Troutchter Earth-Movement Slut Scale. You are an amazing, enchanting woman, and, when the situation calls for it, a slut of the very best sort. Congratulations and shame on you! |
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Gabriele Graves
Always and Forever, FULL
Join date: 23 Apr 2007
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06-05-2008 17:58
I was originally in Drifter's on a secret mission... to investigate the goings on and report them to the relevant authorities. There had been reports of kidnappings in the area, but the evidence was thin on the ground. I had not gathered any suitable evidence, and I was beginning to think that the Agent that had recruited me would be very disappointed with my report. The girl on the barrel said "Hi". I was distracted by the sight of her in a bra and thong, and decided to talk her. We made small talk. She seemed bright and light and flirty. I took a drink from the fridge. As we talked, I realised that my presence could seem a little suspicious... I needed to merge with the theme of the place, become one of them, or at least appear to be. I would either have to look vulnerable and be kidnapped... or become a kidnapper myself... There was no way this girl was getting ready to kidnap me, so I had to take control. I grabbed her by the arm and dragged her to the entrance to the bar. I had familiarised myself with the facilities on a previous visit, and knew of the hidden entrance to the dungeon. I took her down with me, to question her and see if I could generate any leads. The dungeon was filled with torture equipment - I had not seen it before and it gave me a shock. OMG, I would have to tie her down here? The equipment was so absurd, I could not help laughing. There were tears in my eyes from all of the contorted positions I put the girl into. There was no way i could "torture" her, or get any information from her... it was just too funny. On nearly everything we tried she would say "What does this do... Oh My G_d !" I cuold not contain myself from laughing. Within the first few minutes of meeting this girl, I was laughing continuously - she was fantastic! _____________________
Trout Rating: I'm giving you an 8.2 on the Troutchter Earth-Movement Slut Scale. You are an amazing, enchanting woman, and, when the situation calls for it, a slut of the very best sort. Congratulations and shame on you! |
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Macphisto Angelus
JAFO
Join date: 21 Oct 2004
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06-05-2008 17:59
lmao Macphisto and the Kitten The kitten came, as cute as could be, He came with his claws, extended at me, I stood my ground, I did not fear, I did nothing at all until he came near, Grabbing him quickly, I turned him around, The seat of his ass my boot swiftly found. LOL!! It is fun having a poet around. _____________________
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Gabriele Graves
Always and Forever, FULL
Join date: 23 Apr 2007
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06-05-2008 18:00
Me too..They'd look adorable running the gunsights on my helicopter. _____________________
Trout Rating: I'm giving you an 8.2 on the Troutchter Earth-Movement Slut Scale. You are an amazing, enchanting woman, and, when the situation calls for it, a slut of the very best sort. Congratulations and shame on you! |
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Gabriele Graves
Always and Forever, FULL
Join date: 23 Apr 2007
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06-05-2008 18:01
LOL!! It is fun having a poet around. _____________________
Trout Rating: I'm giving you an 8.2 on the Troutchter Earth-Movement Slut Scale. You are an amazing, enchanting woman, and, when the situation calls for it, a slut of the very best sort. Congratulations and shame on you! |
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Brenda Connolly
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06-05-2008 18:02
Brenda...this, more than anything, really helps solidify the image of you in my mind as a cross between Tank Girl and General George S. Patton... Joseph, you magnificent bastard, that's Goddamned nice of you to say. _____________________
Don't you ever try to look behind my eyes. You don't want to know what they have seen.
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Macphisto Angelus
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Join date: 21 Oct 2004
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06-05-2008 18:03
Good start - *claps appreciatively* Bravo!!! Now see.. I am sorta lost. Is this a true SL story? Fanfiction? Recent? _____________________
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Gabriele Graves
Always and Forever, FULL
Join date: 23 Apr 2007
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06-05-2008 18:04
Now see.. I am sorta lost. Is this a true SL story? Fanfiction? Recent? _____________________
Trout Rating: I'm giving you an 8.2 on the Troutchter Earth-Movement Slut Scale. You are an amazing, enchanting woman, and, when the situation calls for it, a slut of the very best sort. Congratulations and shame on you! |
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Maureen Boccaccio
TWJKFA
Join date: 28 Feb 2008
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06-05-2008 18:05
One swift kick and *punt* danger avoided. Hey! That's mah kitteh! |
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Gabriele Graves
Always and Forever, FULL
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06-05-2008 18:06
Hey! That's mah kitteh!  _____________________
Trout Rating: I'm giving you an 8.2 on the Troutchter Earth-Movement Slut Scale. You are an amazing, enchanting woman, and, when the situation calls for it, a slut of the very best sort. Congratulations and shame on you! |
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Rudolph Ormsby
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Join date: 31 Oct 2006
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06-05-2008 18:07
Now see.. I am sorta lost. Is this a true SL story? Fanfiction? Recent? It is the Unbelievable Truth... a true story of SL, that I was asked/encouraged to write. _____________________
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Gabriele Graves
Always and Forever, FULL
Join date: 23 Apr 2007
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06-05-2008 18:08
It is the Unbelievable Truth... a true story of SL, that I was asked/encouraged to write.  When do we get part 2? _____________________
Trout Rating: I'm giving you an 8.2 on the Troutchter Earth-Movement Slut Scale. You are an amazing, enchanting woman, and, when the situation calls for it, a slut of the very best sort. Congratulations and shame on you! |
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Macphisto Angelus
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Join date: 21 Oct 2004
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06-05-2008 18:10
Hey! That's mah kitteh! Calm down, princess. I did not say I would kick Joseph. I was stating that if something were small and cute but then turned vicious it is but a *punt* away from being a non-issue. No matter how vicious a small critter postures.. they all fly pretty well with a flex of a leg. _____________________
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Macphisto Angelus
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06-05-2008 18:10
nvm.
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Brenda Connolly
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06-05-2008 18:11
Calm down, princess. I did not say I would kick Joseph. I was stating that if something were small and cute but then turned vicious it is but a *punt* away from being a non-issue. No matter how vicious a small critter postures.. they all fly pretty well with a flex of a leg. Do you kick them straight on, or Soccer Style? _____________________
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Macphisto Angelus
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06-05-2008 18:13
Do you kick them straight on, or Soccer Style? Soccer style. I like to see them get confused for that few seconds before they fly. It really is quite theraputic. _____________________
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Maureen Boccaccio
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Join date: 28 Feb 2008
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06-05-2008 18:13
Calm down, princess. I did not say I would kick Joseph. I was stating that if something were small and cute but then turned vicious it is but a *punt* away from being a non-issue. breathe, breathe, breathe...OK... I am better now. No matter how vicious a small critter postures.. they all fly pretty well with a flex of a leg. Yes, this is so. I often refer to those really teeny tiny dogs as place kickers... (no hurtee me please, I would never do this... I just prefer really big doggies...) |
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Macphisto Angelus
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06-05-2008 18:16
breathe, breathe, breathe...OK... I am better now. Yes, this is so. I often refer to those really teeny tiny dogs as place kickers... (no hurtee me please, I would never do this... I just prefer really big doggies...)Yep, them be yip yips. The problem with them is they try to circle back and get your pant leg. If you are quick it is great fun to watch them hang on and spin round and round like a ferris wheel. They do not land as gracefully as some other animals. _____________________
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Brenda Connolly
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06-05-2008 18:19
Yep, them be yip yips. The problem with them is they try to circle back and get your pant leg. If you are quick it is great fun to watch them hang on and spin round and round like a ferris wheel. They do not land as gracefully as some other animals. You have to take in account the crosswind. Otherwise you are screwed. _____________________
Don't you ever try to look behind my eyes. You don't want to know what they have seen.
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Lindal Kidd
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Join date: 26 Jun 2007
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06-05-2008 18:21
OMG Trout. This is a dream of mine. No joke. I'm dying to learn how to make cheese. I've been wanting to find some vacation where I can do this. When we went to California last year, I looked into it but we didn't have enough time for it. I wanted to go up to Cowgirl Creamery just to even look around, but never made it there. I'm a complete cheese freak. I go to cheese stores and get lost in thought staring at everything, looking for things I haven't tried yet. And for me - it's goats more than sheep, although I like them too. Just my preference ...Aha! Some years back, my Resident Geek went on a survivalist kick. Being, like me, a bookish sort, he mostly read about it. One fascinating book he picked up was called "The Guide to Self Sufficiency" by John Seymour. http://www.amazon.com/guide-self-sufficiency-John-Seymour/dp/0910990662 This book contains, among a great deal of other useful information on how to do farm-like things, a pretty extensive chapter on cheese-making. Mr. Seymour makes everything look a lot easier than it no doubt is, but the writing is good and the illustrations are priceless. _____________________
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