just in case you were interested, i am shedding my bulldozer image and taking up sugar.
worth repeating, cuz this time i'm really gonna try.
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3Ring Binder
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11-04-2008 19:20
worth repeating, cuz this time i'm really gonna try. _____________________
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Brenda Connolly
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11-04-2008 19:23
worth repeating, cuz this time i'm really gonna try. This oughta be good. *makes popcorn* |
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3Ring Binder
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11-04-2008 19:29
This oughta be good. *makes popcorn* i might need some help. my social skills have been put on hold for a long time. i may have forgotten how to be sweet.  _____________________
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3Ring Binder
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11-04-2008 19:45
 as a famous person just said to me - well, maybe he isn't famous, but he certainly is funny and profound all at once - to thyne own self be true. win the lottery! please!  _____________________
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Lexxi Gynoid
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11-04-2008 19:49
i might need some help. my social skills have been put on hold for a long time. i may have forgotten how to be sweet. All you need to do is calmly and gently run your hands through your hair, leaning forward towards them, breathing a little fast, and then whisper "Hello, my name is Ms. 3Ring Binder, you can call me 3Ring. And I do so hope that you do." And now you causally run your tongue out of your mouth, sliding it along your lips and leaning even further forward, giving whoever it is a good long look down your blouse, and dart your tongue forward and touch the tip of their nose. _____________________
Her Royal Highness Buttercup Meow the XXI
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Tania Hutchinson
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11-04-2008 20:07
All you need to do is calmly and gently run your hands through your hair, leaning forward towards them, breathing a little fast, and then whisper "Hello, my name is Ms. 3Ring Binder, you can call me 3Ring. And I do so hope that you do." And now you causally run your tongue out of your mouth, sliding it along your lips and leaning even further forward, giving whoever it is a good long look down your blouse, and dart your tongue forward and touch the tip of their nose. /me grabs paper and pencil and hurriedly writes down notes. |
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3Ring Binder
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11-04-2008 20:10
All you need to do is calmly and gently run your hands through your hair, leaning forward towards them, breathing a little fast, and then whisper "Hello, my name is Ms. 3Ring Binder, you can call me 3Ring. And I do so hope that you do." And now you causally run your tongue out of your mouth, sliding it along your lips and leaning even further forward, giving whoever it is a good long look down your blouse, and dart your tongue forward and touch the tip of their nose. ok. i followed your directions to the letter. but something went terribly wrong. he bit me. now what?  _____________________
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Lexxi Gynoid
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11-04-2008 20:15
ok. i followed your directions to the letter. but something went terribly wrong. he bit me. now what? You moan and gasp in pleasure, backing up slightly, arching your back. Standing slightly sideways to him so that he can see how excited you are. Wrap your tail around him and pull him towards you. It is natural that he would bite you. It is part of the process. _____________________
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Tania Hutchinson
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11-04-2008 20:17
Tail? /me looks back...
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3Ring Binder
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11-04-2008 20:18
gosh, just when i started to wrap my tail, i fell down backwards and rolled over a stack of barrells. i may have arched just a little too much. you weren't really clear on how far to arch.
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Zena Randt
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11-04-2008 20:20
All you need to do is calmly and gently run your hands through your hair, leaning forward towards them, breathing a little fast, and then whisper "Hello, my name is Ms. 3Ring Binder, you can call me 3Ring. And I do so hope that you do." And now you causally run your tongue out of your mouth, sliding it along your lips and leaning even further forward, giving whoever it is a good long look down your blouse, and dart your tongue forward and touch the tip of their nose. oh my! This explains a few things. I've been doing it all wrong this whole time!! Ok Lexxi... I'm writing it all down... go on..... |
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Lexxi Gynoid
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11-04-2008 20:20
Tail? /me looks back... Oh, sorry, not all have tails. I need to remember that. So . . wiggle your nose, squint your eyes, moaning softly, looking at him, slide your arm forward, lightly, almost causally, accidently. Grip him and pull him towards you. _____________________
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Zena Randt
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11-04-2008 20:21
gosh, just when i started to wrap my tail, i fell down backwards and rolled over a stack of barrells. i may have arched just a little too much. you weren't really clear on how far to arch. now what?right! 1.) get a tail 2.) get a protractor to calculate exact angle of lean. 3.) now what? (echoing 3Ring) |
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Zena Randt
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11-04-2008 20:23
Oh, sorry, not all have tails. I need to remember that. So . . wiggle your nose, squint your eyes, moaning softly, looking at him, slide your arm forward, lightly, almost causally, accidently. Grip him and pull him towards you. oh.. this is getting complicated... do you do this all at once?? at the same time? |
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Tania Hutchinson
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11-04-2008 20:26
Is this out as an instructional DVD?
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Lexxi Gynoid
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11-04-2008 20:26
oh.. this is getting complicated... do you do this all at once?? at the same time? yes _____________________
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Zena Randt
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11-04-2008 20:30
yes ok.. so work the eyes, nose, arms, tail, husky voice, tongue and try arching backwards without falling over the barrels. ok.. I'm with Tania.. are you going to demonstrate via a YouTube tutorial?  |
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Lexxi Gynoid
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11-04-2008 20:31
gosh, just when i started to wrap my tail, i fell down backwards and rolled over a stack of barrells. i may have arched just a little too much. you weren't really clear on how far to arch. now what?You look like you meant to end up on the ground and look up at him as if you are wondering why he is still standing over you. Start growling at him to get his pants off already. Wait, you just wanted to be sweet, right (I thought you wanted to sweat, stupid a/e difference)? Well, skip the growling. And the pants off suggestion. Giggle, instead, inanely and note in a girlish voice how clumsy you are. Tense your leg. If he reacts incorrectly, raise your leg in a fast motion up and into his groin. You are now both on the ground, but you have lost the race to sweetness. _____________________
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Zena Randt
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11-04-2008 20:34
You look like you meant to end up on the ground and look up at him as if you are wondering why he is still standing over you. Start growling at him to get his pants off already. Wait, you just wanted to be sweat, right? Well, skip the growling. And the pants off suggestion. Giggile, instead, inanely and note in a girlish voice how clumsy you are. Tense your leg. If he reacts incorrectly, raise your leg in a fast mostion up and into his groin. You are now both on the ground, but you have lost the race to sweetness. oh! Gosh!! (laughing) silly me, I thought this was a lesson in how to be alluring. I didn't realize it was a martial arts lesson on how to disable him! |
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Tania Hutchinson
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11-04-2008 20:34
If he reacts incorrectly, raise your leg in a fast motion up and into his groin. You are now both on the ground, but you have lost the race to sweetness.  |
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Lexxi Gynoid
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11-04-2008 20:34
Is this out as an instructional DVD? Yes. It is called "Stripping for donuts" and stars Homer Simpson. I advise people not to get this instructional DVD, though. _____________________
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Tania Hutchinson
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11-04-2008 20:35
erm... let's forget about the DVD or Youtube.
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Lexxi Gynoid
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11-04-2008 20:37
ok.. so work the eyes, nose, arms, tail, husky voice, tongue and try arching backwards without falling over the barrels. ok.. I'm with Tania.. are you going to demonstrate via a YouTube tutorial? It would violate my contract to appear in such a video, so sadly, no. Again, though, there is that video that I do not recommend. _____________________
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Lexxi Gynoid
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11-04-2008 20:41
oh! Gosh!! (laughing) silly me, I thought this was a lesson in how to be alluring. I didn't realize it was a martial arts lesson on how to disable him! Actually it was supposed to be about sweetness. I got confused and thought it was about sweating. The activity I was about to describe can be a rather good work-out and give you a good sweat. _____________________
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Damien1 Thorne
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11-04-2008 20:48
raise your leg in a fast motion up and into his groin. You are now both on the ground, but you have lost the race to sweetness. _____________________
As we fade into the darkness...
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