There's only one thing worse than talking about the grid to someone clueless.
Scenario 1:
"Here, have a beer - hey, what's your favourite NFL team"
"Erm... I kinda don't have one, I'm online a lot."
"Oooh, oh, okay, yeah I heard about all that. I was thinking of checking it out."
"It's alright - it's a little different than watching all those big guys sweating on the television, but interesting in its own way."
"So it's one of those dungeon games, heroes and dragons and stuff?"
Well it's called Second Life. You can ah... play house, and make yourself a little dollie character and ride on toy trains with furry friends."
"Hah! That's... kinda twisted, mate..." (long pause) - "I've heard of it I think - is it full of freaks and stuff?"
"Ah, there's a few deviants, sure."
*further embarrassed silence*
Scenario 2:
"...yes, I do have a Second Life account, I'm there"
"I have three, and a house and I'm doing a clothing business and my friend is there too, I'm AOL1234 Magic and my friend is WarN00b Hax and we hang out..." *slyly* "I'm kinda into bondage and stuff in there too, wanna be my slave?" *laughs* "What's your SL name?"
"Ah hey, do you play Eve Online also? I heard it was good."
"No. I played Warcraft for a while though but it got boring. What is your SL Name, I'll IM you!"
"I never tried Warcraft. I'm just too busy I guess."
"What is your SL name! Come on! I won't make fun of you!"
"Ah, erm, *cough*desmonshan*cough*"
"Desmon... wait, did you say you are Desmond Shang?"
"..."
"Get out. No way. You're Desmond?"
"... ... ..."
"OMG I can totally see it! You are so the same! Keeewl! Hey, give me some land will ya? A sim?"
*further embarrassed silence*
No escape either way...
Scenario 1:
"Here, have a beer - hey, what's your favourite NFL team"
"Erm... I kinda don't have one, I'm online a lot."
"Oooh, oh, okay, yeah I heard about all that. I was thinking of checking it out."
"It's alright - it's a little different than watching all those big guys sweating on the television, but interesting in its own way."
"So it's one of those dungeon games, heroes and dragons and stuff?"
Well it's called Second Life. You can ah... play house, and make yourself a little dollie character and ride on toy trains with furry friends."
"Hah! That's... kinda twisted, mate..." (long pause) - "I've heard of it I think - is it full of freaks and stuff?"
"Ah, there's a few deviants, sure."
*further embarrassed silence*
Scenario 2:
"...yes, I do have a Second Life account, I'm there"
"I have three, and a house and I'm doing a clothing business and my friend is there too, I'm AOL1234 Magic and my friend is WarN00b Hax and we hang out..." *slyly* "I'm kinda into bondage and stuff in there too, wanna be my slave?" *laughs* "What's your SL name?"
"Ah hey, do you play Eve Online also? I heard it was good."
"No. I played Warcraft for a while though but it got boring. What is your SL Name, I'll IM you!"
"I never tried Warcraft. I'm just too busy I guess."
"What is your SL name! Come on! I won't make fun of you!"
"Ah, erm, *cough*desmonshan*cough*"
"Desmon... wait, did you say you are Desmond Shang?"
"..."
"Get out. No way. You're Desmond?"
"... ... ..."
"OMG I can totally see it! You are so the same! Keeewl! Hey, give me some land will ya? A sim?"
*further embarrassed silence*
No escape either way...
*thinks she must be totally clueless despite her time in-worldcause she has not idea who or what a Desmond Shang is?*

