Coquettish Avitars

Will someone (me, probably) please tell the men who masquerade as women that REAL women do not speak like they think we do. And if some REAL women are compounding the issue by being coy and constantly going "hehehe" - well ... please don't.
I am really getting pissed off by the coquesttish smarmimess of some "women" who flounce and twirl like they have just stepped out of a Jane Austen novel.
It's 2008 for F***'s sake, not 1798! A couple of women I met at a skin sale could NOT refer to their pubic hair as pubic hair - they had to say "down there, hehehe" - I mean, honestly ...!!!! Call it pubes, pussy or whatever but NOT "down there." I hate "hehehe".
Sorry, I just came from a skin sale in sl which was embarrassing to stand in. It was so saccharine I had to leave before I upchucked.
Phew! Got that off my chest - oops sorry, tits!

Sorry Raymond I cant get those buckets of photos my 503 is effed up.

Actually, that sounds like you might have met some RL women. Possibly Americans.

This will not end well.

Unless it ends here. Which I suggest would be best for all.

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Novis, I thought as much - and yeah, this will not end well. I predict a long life for this thread.
Unless 503 grabs us like Alien.
As English comic Dick Emry used to say "Ooooh you are awful - but I like you!"

Sorry to report, I posted a gif animation representing the phrase "jumped the shark". It means your fifth thread started today to elict general discussion has pushed things into the realm of overkill for me.

I have a lot of random musings too, but in my opinion, they rarely merit their own thread.

Well, I missed the Friday thread.

Raymond, you ARE a random musing.

True.

"Ooooh you are awful - but I like you!" (Dick Emery, English comic)

I use "hehehe" as a male. How would you prefer a nervous giggle be spelled? /me giggles nervously?

But I agree it's time we got over that -- again. I have a real life friend who was in the play "The Vagina Monologues" in my town. She pretty much lowers her voice to a whisper when speaking of it and sprinkles "hehehe" liberally throughout. It seems the sexual revolution I grew up with in the 60's is over, or at least stagnant.

My tenses are unique to me, nobody else talks like me! The only alt I have is a dumb testbot in the form of a silver ball so I don't think it would have had sex with yours.
I've never said 'hehe', although I've said 'hmmm' once or twice, like all those shirtless Brazilian and Peruvian newbie guys in black jeans say!

Nice try Conifer! I have a friend like you who works for the BBC - ofcourse, the methodology of defining our gender is often supported by our use of tense and pronoun. As well, you know, me old tosh.
And did our alts have it off on a free sex sim one dark day/night/dawn/sunset?

/me flutters her fan, bats her eyelashes, smiles and blushes slightly as she giggles with embarrassment from hearing those topics discussed

hehehe

Ok, you can start four more borderline inflammatory general discussion threads, but that's IT!

I thought at first you were going to talk about croquettes.

thank God Raymond's back from church services.

mmmm croquettes...damn I haven't had those in ages.

/me rummages through my cook books looking for a decent chicken croquette recipe to make for dinner

My tenses are unique to me, nobody else talks like me! The only alt I have is a dumb testbot in the form of a silver ball so I don't think it would have had sex with yours.
I've never said 'hehe', although I've said 'hmmm' once or twice, like all those shirtless Brazilian and Peruvian newbie guys in black jeans say!

Jig, I often enjoy reading your post.
I guess we all have our own pet peeves.
I really dislike greed, war and misuse of natura but no matter how much I dislike it doesn't mean that others
in charge of the Global Department of Greed,War and Exterminating Nature are going to stop
Sad but true.
It would be like expecting I grow something erect "down there" and find someone or something to pixel hump happily ever after in Second Life.. It just isn't going to happen.
Hehehe

But seriously, though....
I've always taken avatars at face value. If they are male I treat them as male, if they are female, as female. We all know the RL could be similar to the av or completely different but it's pointless digging deeper in SL. I mean, what do you do when a little green man with a big orange willy comes up to you and insists he looks exactly like his real self?

One slightly disconcerting experience I had at a club was when a fat, bald guy turned up wearing a tiny red thong. He proceeded to put a cube on his head with his RL photo - a real fat bald guy in a tiny red thong who looked just like the av - aaarrrgghhh!

Nice to finally read the straight dope on how REAL women do / ought to act....

While you're at it, maybe you could shed some light on how other groups of people do /ought to behave....so that way we can all spot the fakes and / or the ones that shouldn't be construed as representative of their respective group(s)...

Like how REAL black people behave.....or Mexicans.....(???) You mean they don't *all* carry pinatas around?

jeeeeeez....

I'm a real woman, and I do refer to my vagina and the surrounding hair and skin as "down there" a lot of the time, as I was raised that way....the less said about it, the better... And honestly, I know a LOT of real women, and none of them refer to it as any of the words the OP used...I find the words pussy and pubes to be vulgar, and not something just spit out in a shopping mall or polite company. Also, good manners tells me not to use words that may be offensive to others in public. It's just who I am...a REAL woman Your milage may vary.


And Jig? Are you a real woman? or just pretending to know real women inside and out? just sayin I'm sure you sit at the dining table with your mother and aunt and grandmother and just chat away about your balls? junk? your One Eyed Wonderworm? Your pink torpedo?

I find it funny that the alleged improper behavior actually matches me. I AM female in RL and I DO say "hehehe" in world, but not for a nervous giggle. It indicates mild or ironic amusement ("heh" has the same meaning) and is based on something I do in RL. Here in the southern US, it's usually considered crude, if not offensive, to openly discuss anything sexually oriented, so I don't do that either.

Of course, I DO belch loudly, and laugh when somebody does something stupid.

Stereotypes are a funny thing.