The Official SL Public Hysterial Thread

From Drudgereport.com:

ALLANA SIM — We now know something that we did not know before: When Hillary Clinton has a bad night, she really has a bad night.

In a debate against six Democratic opponents at The Forum Hangout here Tuesday, Clinton gave the worst performance of her entire campaign.

It was not just that her answer about whether illegal immigrants should be issued driver's licenses was at best incomprehensible and at worst misleading.

It was that for two hours she looked like Ruth, and her Xcite clit kept spamming the audience.

And when it was over, both the Barack Obama and John Edwards campaigns signaled that in the weeks ahead they intend to hammer home a simple message: Hillary Clinton is a clueless n00b.

And she gave them plenty of ammunition Tuesday night.

Asked whether she still agrees with New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer’s plan to give driver's licenses to illegal immigrants, Clinton triggered her Homer Simson gesture and said "mmmmmm, donuts".

But when Chris Dodd attacked the idea a moment later, Clinton quickly said: “I did not say "mmmmmm, donuts". I said "D'oh! Bring me the boy!".”

NBC’s Tim Russert, one of the debate moderators, jumped in and said to her: “You told (a) New Hampshire paper that it made a lot of sense. Do you support his plan?”

”You know, Tim,” Clinton replied, “I do. As soon as I get this shoe out of my ass.”

John Edwards immediately went for the jugular. “Unless I missed something,” he said, “Sen. Clinton said two different things in the course of about two minutes. America is looking for a president who will use the same Homer gesture, who will be consistent, who will be straight with them.”

Barack Obama added: “I was confused [by] Sen. Clinton's answer. I can't tell whether she was Homer Simpson or the fat dad from Family Guy. One of the things that we have to do in this platform is to be honest about the challenges that we face.”

Earlier, when Clinton was asked whether she had made one statement on Mainland tier publicly and a conflicting answer privately, she ducked the question, saying she believed in “landbaron responsibility.”

And when Russert asked her if she would make public certain communications between herself and Phillip Linden when she was first lady, she responded weakly: “Well, that’s not my decision to make.”

Perhaps just as bad was her general tone and demeanor. All of her opponents seemed passionate about one issue or another. But Clinton seemed largely emotionless and detached, often just mouthing rehearsed answers from her briefing book. It was almost as if she was a landbot.

True, she was relentlessly griefed all night. But she can’t claim that she was stabbed in the back. She was stabbed in the front.

“Who is honest? Who is sincere? Who has integrity?” Edwards asked and then provided the answer: Not Hillary33Babe Hax.

“She has not been truthful and clear,” Obama said at one point. "And her Xcite clit keeps IMing me."

Hillary Clinton will certainly live to fight another day. She still has a huge lead in the national polls, a good staff and a ton of Anshe L$10 furniture.

But, in the past, Clinton could always depend on her opponents to be ruthed at these debates. All she had to do was wave her particle glow stick to win.

Those days seem to be over.

Superbowl? In SL? Oh dear God, please remind me not to log in that day. I try my hardest to avoid this in RL. I was hoping to find some here that day and now I have to worry about drunken crazed fans running amuck here as well?

If nothing else you can make the typing motion while you talk.

Well, once the NASCAR season ends, they have nothing else to do.

BTW, is it wrong of me to love NASCAR and the NFL? I promise I'm not drunk most of the time and I don't own a single sleeveless shirt. Not even a vest. I almost never eat at Hooters, and when I do, it's because they have REALLY good chicken wings (I love those spicy little fried wings).

I wonder how many people will be really broke and hysterical this month because of LInden Lab's glitch that is double billing people but being the omnipotent masters in charge don't need to reimburse anyone or take months to do it?
Thanks for the laugh Raymond.

No one ever gets on but they're always departing but they never arrive, and the ones that do arrive, they never leave, you never see them go, they're always full... no one ever gets on but they're always departing but they never arrive, and the ones that do arrive, they never leave, you never see them go, they're always full... no one ever gets on but they're always departing but they never arrive, and the ones that do arrive, they never leave, you never see them go, they're always full... no one ever gets on but they're always departing but they never arrive, and the ones that do arrive, they never leave, you never see them go, they're always full... no one ever gets on but they're always departing but they never arrive, and the ones that do arrive, they never leave, you never see them go, they're always full... no one ever gets on but they're always departing but they never arrive, and the ones that do arrive, they never leave, you never see them go, they're always full...

Two weeks ago I met a girl with cat ears and a tail. I almost yelled "NEKO" until I remembered I was actually working at the international games fair that weekend and that I'd be hoarse by Monday if I kept saying that *every* time I saw a neko....

oh, thank you. don't mind if i do.


OMG sl is on tv and csi and newbiesnewbiesNEWbies popping in all over and thinking we can MURDER people and like make those spectacular blood dripping fx, omg, they're gonna ask me for THAT script!
in their secret locked rooms no one can get to until you beat a guy named gordo in the arena!

PLUS they're gonna be like omg, I GOT A VIRUS FROM READING A NOTECARD! and spamming all the groups like, 'omg, dont read notcards, you can get a super replicating yourself virus and crash your whole policed department!'


where will it end???


oh the avatar-anity....!

/me looks up from makin her karmel korn...shrugs, then adds nuts......

You did, and it is a very good one. Connotes serial hysteria, of which we have seen a great deal of, and surely will again. GG, Brenda.

/me wants to go trick or treating at Maggie's house! Homemade karmel korn with nuts!

O.O!!!
/me hides the homemade karmel korn and puts out that basket of pink bubble gum and fruity tootsie rolls....(hey wonder if they still make those?).


goes all soft and sets out the first batch of KK ....enjoy!!!

There is a guy in the opticians in the Priors who looks like he should be returned to SL. Stick thin, all in black but somehow remisicent of the newbie tux look, newbie spiky hair and he somehow looks like he has default avatar shape and skin - in rl.

I suspect he thinks I fancy him because I always stare, I can't help it ... I am waiting for the day his shoes are waggling out of his bum as he walks about in that jerky way new avatars have.

There is no candy at my house real or otherwise. There will be no trick or treaters anyway, the natives around here are far too miserable to have any kind of fun. All the same I miss my black cat ... something useful about opening the door slowly to childs and flinging an annoyed looking black cat at them then shutting the door. Even if I ended up going to pick him back up

I heard it from someone that SL is just one big sting operation...or is it one big targeted demographic...or something like that and that somewhere some group a lot more organized than any I've ever seen in RL is keeping track of who we are and what we do so that they can do something or other...later...

something like that...I think ..er..hmmm..I'm sure that there is something nefarious going on.....er...oh.....oh look..bright shiny new shoes!

Waves back at Chris.

If you ask me all the perverts on the grid should.........rum-ti-tum-ti tum.

I am sickened to my stomach by ............. Fa-la-la........la-la.

If only more people felt eaxtly like me..............and a Hey-Nonny-Nonny.



Thats how some forum posts read to me. They have a kind of Incantatory quality.
The lyrics become stale and predictable, and the melody a little tawdry and worn out.

It kind of reminds me of Witchfinders in the Burning times, They used to get women naked and then torture then, make them confess to all manner of dark and deviant behaviour.

And then.....( having masturbated themselves into a Frenzy) piously declare the victims.."Satan's Helpers".

And so today we have the Modern Media expressing outrage while purveying Tittilation.

The lyrics change........but the melody remains the same.

Yes. I always get 70 messages in there quickly. I am very very sad.

Oooh! Where do I sign up?

I'll send you a TP invite in-world...

It's no joke. I'm done. They can take their phoney, lying pile of pixels and shove them into their moneygrubbing, dysfunctional, betraying, lying, evil, opportunistic, deceitful, incompetant, arrogant, dream-killing, grifting ASS.

60 Minutes called and has scheduled time to come do an expose on my ass. I'm going shopping for new chaps for the event. I want to make sure I get as much exposure as possible.

Please let us know which night your ass will air. I am certain that we will all want to see it. Since it is 60 Minutes, you are talking about your real life ass, right?

My RL ass? Oh heavens no! That would require I do squats, lunges, leg extensions and all other types of physical nonsense.

...if only RL came with sliders.

oh . . . darn. Never mind then

/me sees fourth thread discussing the b word appear on front page, jumps up, runs around in circles tearing hair out and screaming at the top of her lungs


k feel much better now thanks

The b word? Oh come on, Brenda isn't that offensive.