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The Official SL Public Hysterial Thread

Brenda Connolly
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10-31-2007 06:45
Since SL is again the cause of muckraking, let's here what headline grabbing scumbag is in your neighborhood.

SkyNews? BBC? CNN. FOX? Maybe Chris Hanson of MSNBC is outside your door looking to interview you. *Oh wait, you will have to wait for Integrity to sell our names and adresses for that*

Maybe your local Radio Talk Nazi will mention SL and all it's perversions, or maybe Public Access TV will show it after the rerun of the High School girls field hockey tournament, maybe even you will hear a foot tapping Congressman mention it in a washroom somewhere. Post it here, where will the SL Hysteria Strike next?
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Joaz Janus
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10-31-2007 07:47
As this is the official Public Hysteria thread, may I just say............

How very upset I am about...........something or other....

And furthermore, I am outraged and deeply shocked, about....whatever.

What is wrong with these people? How could they even think about doing.....stuff .

The grid is awash with sicko's of every stripe..........Thank god I am Normal...and therefore superior to everyone else.



Wow. I never realised it was this much fun, being Hysterical. :)
Ann Launay
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10-31-2007 07:49
*runs around in a circle, screaming her head off*

OK, better now. :)
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Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
Brenda Connolly
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10-31-2007 07:53
I looked at the Title again. Did I invent a new word?
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Conifer Dada
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10-31-2007 07:56
From: someone
The grid is awash with sicko's of every stripe..........


But thankfully the majority of the SL population ranges from friendly to mildly annoying. And are the people who are sickos in SL also sickos in RL? They might just be letting off steam. Possibly some of the nicest people in SL might have bad RLs.
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Hate Hastings
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10-31-2007 08:05
I lost focus when you said, "High School girls field hockey tournament."
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You are definitely slutty in the best possible definitions of the word. Dirty, hot, and a little scary, but in a good way. I'd like do awful things to you, but I'm pretty sure you'd snap me in two like a twig and leave me cross-eyed, dizzy and confused. I'm giving you a 9.8, tied for the top rating ever given. Almost off-the charts slutty. Shame on you and congratulations. -- Trout
Teejay Dojoji
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10-31-2007 08:08
I can't compete. I can't COMPETE! OMG
Chris Norse
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10-31-2007 08:11
From: Joaz Janus

The grid is awash with sicko's of every stripe.......... :)



I think Joaz has been hanging out at the Forum Clubhouse a little too much. :)


/me waves hi to Joaz.
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Trout Recreant
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10-31-2007 08:12
In a couple months we celebrate one of the greatest holidays of the year. The Super Bowl. My understanding is that the half time celebration will be conducted entirely in SL, produced by ESC and simulcast in 147 countries around the globe and to all of our fine young men and women serving abroad. P-N is planning an attack where millions of pictures of Janet Jackson'e nipple will rez all at once and crash the new NFL Sim.

It's the end of times.
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10-31-2007 08:14
/me hopes Brenda has a wardrobe malfunction.
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Alyx Sands
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10-31-2007 08:15
From: Brenda Connolly
I looked at the Title again. Did I invent a new word?

Probably. Just make a few thousand people use it, introduce it into dictionaries, and you're all set! :D


I'm still waiting for blasted "Report Mainz", the third-class "investigative" TV programme that did the original ageplay hysteria thing, to show up on my doorstep. After all, they're basically NEXT DOOR, and I'm certainly an expert enough to show them around.... :P


Eidt: "ceratinly" IS a word, only the wrong one in this post.
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Tiana Whitfield
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10-31-2007 08:17
/me sitting on the corner on the floor, rocking back and forth, dribbling and making inaudible noises that sound almost inhuman...


Waiting patiently for Sky news to save me from myself.
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Hate Hastings
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10-31-2007 08:19
Trout, your PM box is full.
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You are definitely slutty in the best possible definitions of the word. Dirty, hot, and a little scary, but in a good way. I'd like do awful things to you, but I'm pretty sure you'd snap me in two like a twig and leave me cross-eyed, dizzy and confused. I'm giving you a 9.8, tied for the top rating ever given. Almost off-the charts slutty. Shame on you and congratulations. -- Trout
Chas Connolly
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10-31-2007 08:25
Slightly off topic, but I had a slight attack of hysteria this morning. A new girl at my local supermarket is the spitting image of my next door neighbour in SL, who's a whip-wielding, hog-tying dominatrix. Very nice but barking mad.
Trout Recreant
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10-31-2007 08:26
From: Hate Hastings
Trout, your PM box is full.


Fixed. Can I get all hysterical and threaten to leave SL and blame LL for global warming and unrest in the Middle East because I only get 70 messages in my inbox? 70 is stupid.

Sorry. I'm ok now.
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Marianne McCann
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10-31-2007 08:26
From: Joaz Janus
What is wrong with these people? How could they even think about doing.....stuff .

The grid is awash with sicko's of every stripe..........Thank god I am Normal...and therefore superior to everyone else.


Not all of these people are doing something. Some are doing something else! Why must we be anti-something?

From: Alyx Sands
I'm still waiting for blasted "Report Mainz", the third-class "investigative" TV programme that did the original ageplay hysteria thing, to show up on my doorstep. After all, they're basically NEXT DOOR, and I'm certainly an expert enough to show them around.... :P


Ohh! Ooh! Bring 'em to Livingtree! I c'n show 'em where the cannon is hidden on the island!

Mari
(Punkin pie, anybuggy?)
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10-31-2007 08:28
From: Chas Connolly
Slightly off topic, but I had a slight attack of hysteria this morning. A new girl at my local supermarket is the spitting image of my next door neighbour in SL, who's a whip-wielding, hog-tying dominatrix. Very nice but barking mad.


So you asked her where you could find the whipped cream and an industrial sized bottle of baby oil, eh?

You naughty naughty boy. :-)
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10-31-2007 08:33
From: Chas Connolly
Very nice but barking mad.
the new girl at the supermarket or your whip-wielding, hog-tying dominatrix?
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Meade Paravane
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10-31-2007 08:34
There's news? What'd I miss?? What are we talking about?

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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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Sylvia Trilling
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10-31-2007 08:35
From: Brenda Connolly
I looked at the Title again. Did I invent a new word?


It says Hysterial but my mind read it as Hysteria!
Brenda Connolly
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10-31-2007 08:36
From: Meade Paravane
There's news? What'd I miss?? What are we talking about?


When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.

Didn't The Beatles do a song about that?
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Alyx Sands
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10-31-2007 08:36
From: Marianne McCann




Ohh! Ooh! Bring 'em to Livingtree! I c'n show 'em where the cannon is hidden on the island!

Mari
(Punkin pie, anybuggy?)

As soon as they ask, sure! They would need me to translate for them anyway....always an excuse to use the cannon! ;) Hm, can we load the cannon with whole pumpkins....?
:D
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Desmond Shang
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10-31-2007 08:38
From: Chas Connolly
Slightly off topic, but I had a slight attack of hysteria this morning. A new girl at my local supermarket is the spitting image of my next door neighbour in SL, who's a whip-wielding, hog-tying dominatrix. Very nice but barking mad.


Funny, I had an experience like that too.

I go into a local bookstore and find the cashier is a tattooed girl whose hair was done somehow to be cat ears.

No doubt in my mind she was on the grid, she had that style.

It's at the point now that you can project your metaversal awareness, if you so choose, such that other people can easily figure it out.

Disclaimer: not everyone dressed up today (31 Oct) is a furry...
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Sylvia Trilling
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10-31-2007 08:38
I'm having a bad day and its all LL's fault! :mad: How dare they even exist. Harumf.
Oryx Tempel
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10-31-2007 08:40
I heard that all IRS Tax Audits will now be conducted via SL to save our tax dollars (the agent doesn't have to fly to your town anymore! He can just hunt you down in SL!) since the new ID Verification process got implemented. If you crash, it will automatically be assumed that you're avoiding your civic responsibility, and you'll spend 90 days in prison for hampering a government official.
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