Montana Man and the Importance of Clothing....or not...
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Mickey Vandeverre
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01-14-2010 12:50
From: Chris Norse Matching is very important. Maybe with next week's budget he can upgrade. That was his plan. His reasoning was....that surely he would not need it for the first meeting.....hell, it wasn't even a date. He was confident that he had another week to get that worked out. Things move quickly here, in SL.
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01-14-2010 12:51
From: Ponsonby Low But isn't it more realistic to have a tone difference, since in real, most men don't have access to nude beaches? Therefore if they tan with a Speedo on, there will be a skin-tone difference.
??? Real men only tan their arms where the T-shirt doesn't cover , faces and necks.
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01-14-2010 12:52
From: Eli Schlegal First you take of your shirt, shoes, and socks if you are wearing them. Then you put on the thing and quick as you can take off the pants. Hopefully the taking-off lag matches up with the putting-on lag and one appears just as the other one disappears. Not that I've ever done this myself...  Yeah cause nothing's funnier than a nakky guy with shoes and socks on.
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01-14-2010 12:54
From: Chris Norse Real men only tan their arms where the T-shirt doesn't cover , faces and necks. With the left arm darkest because he hangs it outside the truck... 
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Eli Schlegal
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01-14-2010 12:57
From: Chris Norse Matching is very important. Maybe with next week's budget he can upgrade. He gets a weekly stipenis.
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01-14-2010 12:58
From: Mickey Vandeverre Were the clothes a waste? No, but the mismatched wiener was. Attention to detail with the clothes is good, but you know sooner or later she's going to want to unwrap it. Make sure the contents are as good as the packaging. It's also not an insignificant detail. It sticks out like a sore thumb, and it's the kind of thing people notice, even if they don't say anything. In situations like this, the best thing to do is think of someone else to blame (your monitor's color calibration, the Lindens, ATI...) and ask her if she will help you fix it. Assuming it's modifiable. DO NOT slack on fitting your penis and NEVER use a freenis.
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01-14-2010 13:05
From: Milla Janick It sticks out like a sore thumb, A sore thumb is better than a sore penis. (Trust me on this)
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Mickey Vandeverre
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01-14-2010 13:11
From: Milla Janick
In situations like this, the best thing to do is think of someone else to blame (your monitor's color calibration, the Lindens, ATI...) and ask her if she will help you fix it. Assuming it's modifiable.
Blame the Lindens! gotcha! She offered to help him (maybe not as naive, as she implied)....but the thing wasn't cheap, and he didn't want her to mess it up. From: Milla Janick No, but the mismatched wiener was. Attention to detail with the clothes is good, but you know sooner or later she's going to want to unwrap it. Make sure the contents are as good as the packaging.
It's also not an insignificant detail. It sticks out like a sore thumb, and it's the kind of thing people notice, even if they don't say anything.
DO NOT slack on fitting your penis and NEVER use a freenis. I hope the Noobs are taking notes. But deal is....Montana Man had NO INTENTIONS of using the darn thing. .
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01-14-2010 13:15
From: Mickey Vandeverre I hope the Noobs are taking notes. But deal is....Montana Man had NO INTENTIONS of using the darn thing. . Won't Scylla be disappointed?
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01-14-2010 13:18
From: Treasure Ballinger Yeah cause nothing's funnier than a nakky guy with shoes and socks on. But that is the best way to hike, you know:  
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01-14-2010 13:20
From: Milla Janick Won't Scylla be disappointed? You would have to ask her. But Montana Man told me that he walked away under the impression that it was all about physical appearance and package design and image and fluff. Not once did she ask about how he "feels"...his "thoughts"....and his "feelings."
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01-14-2010 13:22
From: Damien1 Thorne /me is sooo glad  :kiss: that doesn't work  - this place so needs better smileys!
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01-14-2010 13:22
From: Milla Janick No, but the mismatched wiener was. Attention to detail with the clothes is good, but you know sooner or later she's going to want to unwrap it. Make sure the contents are as good as the packaging.
It's also not an insignificant detail. It sticks out like a sore thumb, and it's the kind of thing people notice, even if they don't say anything. Especially when sticking out through the back of the head because it was oversized. 
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01-14-2010 13:23
From: Mickey Vandeverre You would have to ask her. But Montana Man told me that he walked away under the impression that it was all about physical appearance and package design and image and fluff. Not once did she ask about how he "feels"...his "thoughts"....and his "feelings." Guys don't have feelings regarding sex or penises. The penis is simply the tool to get the sex.
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01-14-2010 13:23
From: Mickey Vandeverre So Bree....you're saying that I advise him to leave the boots ON ??? Better traction...
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01-14-2010 13:24
From: LittleMe Jewell Especially when sticking out through the back of the head because it was oversized.  Don't blame us just because you have a tiny head 
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01-14-2010 13:44
From: Mickey Vandeverre Blame the Lindens! gotcha! She offered to help him (maybe not as naive, as she implied)....but the thing wasn't cheap, and he didn't want her to mess it up. I hope the Noobs are taking notes. But deal is....Montana Man had NO INTENTIONS of using the darn thing. . Blame the lady's Windlight settings. "It looks perfect to ME, baby..." And...NO intentions of using it? And you expect us to believe this? Even if it's true, and I don't think that for a second, you naughty MM you, SL is a place to experiment. Come on, suck it up, show some gumption, be a Manly Man for gossake! And if she criticizes your matching abilities again, tell her, "It's not the paint job, it's what's under the hood, darlin'." [Edited to add: If the current GF isn't properly admiring of your studlicious outfit, call me. We'll go dancing.]
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01-14-2010 14:06
Oooooooh!!!! This is SUCH a misrepresentation . . . !! (Where did I put that damned chat log? And the pics????)
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Mickey Vandeverre
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01-14-2010 14:29
LMAO, Lindal. Looks like every manly man needs to swing by your place for a session, before going out into the world. oh hey, Scylla 
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01-14-2010 16:45
Montana man needs the pants with the open fly. Then you can show your goods without getting all naked.
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01-15-2010 01:21
From: Scylla Rhiadra Oooooooh!!!! This is SUCH a misrepresentation . . . !! (Where did I put that damned chat log? And the pics????) well of course it is... how else did mister man expect to get to meeting 2 with a different woman? play for sympathy!
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01-15-2010 06:18
From: Void Singer well of course it is... how else did mister man expect to get to meeting 2 with a different woman? play for sympathy! Men remember what they WANT to remember. Just keeping in character for him.
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01-15-2010 06:33
So do women. And, let me tell you, playing back a tape recording of what she really said is NOT a winning strategy. Manly men know when to let it be their fault. 
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01-15-2010 06:51
From: Ponsonby Low But isn't it more realistic to have a tone difference, since in real, most men don't have access to nude beaches? Therefore if they tan with a Speedo on, there will be a skin-tone difference.
??? Only if he's been tanning while wearing a tea cosy. Montana Man's butt, hips, etc., were perfectly matched to the rest of his body. It was only the equipment that wasn't. Ever seen a tan line like THAT?
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01-15-2010 06:52
Every Lady loves a sharp dressed man, so definitely not a waste. But if the penis is the hammer (pardon Dr. Horrible parable), and datage to impress a Lady is impending, then ALL details need be tended to.
Perhaps MM can make it up by investing in a nice manly tattoo or piercings (along with other upgrades).
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