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Argent Stonecutter
Emergency Mustelid
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
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08-12-2009 13:46
So, you got a Free Willy?
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Brann Georgia
Spits infinitives
Join date: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 1,441
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08-12-2009 13:47
It always amazes me how much guys identify with their genitals. No matter how much of a loser it's attached to, the ladies are sure to swoon with passion at the sight of it.
Guys, here are the facts: a) your dangly bits are funny-looking. We try not to giggle when we see you flapping around as you walk naked through the house. Seeing that does NOT make us want to race you to the bedroom. b) there is a reason that it's conveniently shaped to be used as a handle. You can be led around by it quite easily c) your belief that your genitals somehow make you more interesting or desirable is sad. Try developing personality, backbone, education, career, trustworthiness and, frankly, a toolbox that you can actually use to fix the bathroom sink d) there are germs on it and most of you can't aim worth a damn. You need a special fixture because you can't hit the toilet properly. Yuck. e) it's wanted by us only for the purpose of sex. It doesn't belong in conversation, forced upon those who don't want it, on your facebook page, or sent via digital images to some unsuspecting person you just met. It has no bearing on who you are or what type of person you are. It's a couple of inches of flesh and muscle that is insignificant to the rest of you as a person. e) size does matter, but only for those times when we're busy with it. The rest of the time we don't even remember that you have one.  _____________________
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Scylla Rhiadra
Gentle is Human
Join date: 11 Oct 2008
Posts: 4,427
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08-12-2009 13:49
So, you got a Free Willy? I got THREE of 'em. But none of them are pretty like THIS. ^^^ _____________________
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Novis Dyrssen
Girl Geek
Join date: 6 May 2007
Posts: 1,452
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08-12-2009 13:51
Why do men think that's actually exciting or sexy for a woman to see? Especially not even asked for. D'uh. It's their Toy, and *they're* excited about it! _____________________
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Clarissa Lowell
Gone. G'bye.
Join date: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 3,020
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08-12-2009 13:53
Yep, seeing a closeup part of anyone's anatomy, anywhere on the bod might have the effect of lunch coming back up, rather than the 'desired' effect. (I think the 'flasher' mentality just wants to see any reaction and any will do, though.) But a genitalia pic for the purpose of excitement - sorry guys, even in the best of times it's not gonna work. And just out of the blue is a lot more likely to elicit a good laugh. Sorry.
This is one area where brains seem to be wired differently or something, although I'm sure there are a lot of guys (maybe most) who if given a similar pic of a woman's anatomy closeup, out of the blue, would react with a "What th'...?" One guy told me he'd gotten entangled with a SL/RL woman in SL, and she began asking him for money. When he distanced himself, she began sending more and more graphic and more closeup pix of herself via email. No matter who does this it kinda reeks of desperation. (Exception, I guess - mutual pix exchange in partnership where they know each other very well. But never 'hi stranger here's my...') _____________________
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Scylla Rhiadra
Gentle is Human
Join date: 11 Oct 2008
Posts: 4,427
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08-12-2009 13:55
It always amazes me how much guys identify with their genitals. No matter how much of a loser it's attached to, the ladies are sure to swoon with passion at the sight of it. Guys, here are the facts: a) your dangly bits are funny-looking. We try not to giggle when we see you flapping around as you walk naked through the house. Seeing that does NOT make us want to race you to the bedroom. b) there is a reason that it's conveniently shaped to be used as a handle. You can be led around by it quite easily c) your belief that your genitals somehow make you more interesting or desirable is sad. Try developing personality, backbone, education, career, trustworthiness and, frankly, a toolbox that you can actually use to fix the bathroom sink d) there are germs on it and most of you can't aim worth a damn. You need a special fixture because you can't hit the toilet properly. Yuck. e) it's wanted by us only for the purpose of sex. It doesn't belong in conversation, forced upon those who don't want it, on your facebook page, or sent via digital images to some unsuspecting person you just met. It has no bearing on who you are or what type of person you are. It's a couple of inches of flesh and muscle that is insignificant to the rest of you as a person. e) size does matter, but only for those times when we're busy with it. The rest of the time we don't even remember that you have one. ROFL. This! With maybe a coda, perhaps to point e): while it has its (occasional) uses during sex, it is NOT the only sex organ in the room. Nor is it the only part of your body that you have at your disposal for use. Please stop treating it as though it were. _____________________
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Clarissa Lowell
Gone. G'bye.
Join date: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 3,020
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08-12-2009 13:55
Yes on both posts, with an added, and stop acting as if ours is the only part (on our bodies) too!
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Dana Hickman
Leather & Lace™
Join date: 10 Oct 2006
Posts: 1,515
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08-12-2009 14:12
If I'm talking to someone and they send me a RL pic, ANY RL pic, my immediate response is always "Ok, I didn't ask for that. Been nice talking to ya.." Even if I happen to be cybering with the person! When I say 'no RL ANYthing', I mean it.
If it's out of the blue like the OP's case, I usually do what she did and send back a soopa nasty pic from the internet. That also has the hilarious affect of saving any other women in the place from getting that pic unannounced If I'm not in a place designated for it and they pop out their proud little freenis at me, I reply in kind with mine, which is much bigger  _____________________
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Sling Trebuchet
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Join date: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 4,548
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08-12-2009 14:31
I met a guy a while back.
Back at his place he had a gallery of RL images, obtained from women that he met in RL. The theme that they had to be RL images of naughty bits, He wanted one from me. Some of what he had were a bit off. I saw it as a challenge - to challenge his way of thinking. Hmmm..... after some thought I gave him: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/25/99195666_613b1c733b.jpg Image not in-line as possibly not safe for work/forum -- unless a bit of class or maybe taste is an excuse. It certainly beats any Willies. _____________________
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Raudf Fox
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Join date: 25 Feb 2005
Posts: 5,119
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08-12-2009 14:59
If I'm talking to someone and they send me a RL pic, ANY RL pic, my immediate response is always "Ok, I didn't ask for that. Been nice talking to ya.." Even if I happen to be cybering with the person! When I say 'no RL ANYthing', I mean it. If it's out of the blue like the OP's case, I usually do what she did and send back a soopa nasty pic from the internet. That also has the hilarious affect of saving any other women in the place from getting that pic unannounced If I'm not in a place designated for it and they pop out their proud little freenis at me, I reply in kind with mine, which is much bigger But does it match? If it does, then you really own the noob, so to speak  Hmm.. you know, I just realized why the dragon form is a turn off for guys! How the heck are they gonna live up to THOSE standards?! _____________________
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Dana Hickman
Leather & Lace™
Join date: 10 Oct 2006
Posts: 1,515
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08-12-2009 15:09
But does it match? If it does, then you really own the noob, so to speak Hmm.. you know, I just realized why the dragon form is a turn off for guys! How the heck are they gonna live up to THOSE standards?! Lmao- yeah, it matches ..and yes, never underestimate the power of point and giggle _____________________
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LittleMe Jewell
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Join date: 8 Oct 2007
Posts: 11,319
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08-12-2009 15:14
Guys, here are the facts: a) your dangly bits are funny-looking. We try not to giggle when we see you flapping around as you walk naked through the house. Seeing that does NOT make us want to race you to the bedroom. b) there is a reason that it's conveniently shaped to be used as a handle. You can be led around by it quite easily c) your belief that your genitals somehow make you more interesting or desirable is sad. Try developing personality, backbone, education, career, trustworthiness and, frankly, a toolbox that you can actually use to fix the bathroom sink d) there are germs on it and most of you can't aim worth a damn. You need a special fixture because you can't hit the toilet properly. Yuck. e) it's wanted by us only for the purpose of sex. It doesn't belong in conversation, forced upon those who don't want it, on your facebook page, or sent via digital images to some unsuspecting person you just met. It has no bearing on who you are or what type of person you are. It's a couple of inches of flesh and muscle that is insignificant to the rest of you as a person. e) size does matter, but only for those times when we're busy with it. The rest of the time we don't even remember that you have one. and LMAO _____________________
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Ceka Cianci
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Join date: 31 Jul 2006
Posts: 4,489
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08-12-2009 15:53
Hahahahaha OMG!!!!Bran wins the internet!!
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Malia Writer
Unemployed in paradise
Join date: 20 Aug 2007
Posts: 2,026
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08-12-2009 15:54
It always amazes me how much guys identify with their genitals. No matter how much of a loser it's attached to, the ladies are sure to swoon with passion at the sight of it. Guys, here are the facts: a) your dangly bits are funny-looking. We try not to giggle when we see you flapping around as you walk naked through the house. Seeing that does NOT make us want to race you to the bedroom. b) there is a reason that it's conveniently shaped to be used as a handle. You can be led around by it quite easily c) your belief that your genitals somehow make you more interesting or desirable is sad. Try developing personality, backbone, education, career, trustworthiness and, frankly, a toolbox that you can actually use to fix the bathroom sink d) there are germs on it and most of you can't aim worth a damn. You need a special fixture because you can't hit the toilet properly. Yuck. e) it's wanted by us only for the purpose of sex. It doesn't belong in conversation, forced upon those who don't want it, on your facebook page, or sent via digital images to some unsuspecting person you just met. It has no bearing on who you are or what type of person you are. It's a couple of inches of flesh and muscle that is insignificant to the rest of you as a person. e) size does matter, but only for those times when we're busy with it. The rest of the time we don't even remember that you have one.  _____________________
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Maggie McArdle
FIOS hates puppies
Join date: 8 May 2006
Posts: 2,855
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08-12-2009 16:20
should have sent a pic back of a cleaver.
Brann, you forgot the "bend over factor". never a pretty sight at 6 am before coffee. _____________________
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Pserendipity Daniels
Assume sarcasm as default
Join date: 21 Dec 2006
Posts: 8,839
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08-12-2009 16:25
What's the ugly looking lump of fat at the end of a penis called?
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Ceka Cianci
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Join date: 31 Jul 2006
Posts: 4,489
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08-12-2009 16:32
What's the ugly looking lump of fat at the end of a penis called? Pep (or Dave, or Mike, or . . . ) The thinking cap? hehehehehe _____________________
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