where can I find this 'real life' people talk about?

I;m second generation, you see, daughter of a satyr and a neko. I never was in 'RL', don't have an identity or address there. There are a few of us that have only ever lived in the cracks and corners of SL. When I was young we used to play 'tidying' - pushing and stacking up piles of sleeping avs. Maybe it happened to you? Then when I was older it was a bit awkward, people kept asking tirick questions like 'what time zone are you on?' (what?) or 'how old are you?' (you won't find out from me).
Anyway, how do I log on to 'RL'?. How many lindens do I need? Where do I find the instructions? What sort of avs are available? I can't find out anywhere!

lol


this is a joke, right?

Why bother? Just how great can it be if the rest of us are running to SL to escape RL? Really, what could ever compare with stacking up AV bodies?

Don't worry about it, Ianthe. RL is overrated.

Ew, dont join RL, the monthly fees are a rip off!!

Looks like wherever RL is, it does not contain any moderators.

I just employ an agent to look after my RL affairs like the computer etc. I might go back there one day but I feel no need at present.

You have to Find the Blue fairy

Sorry my dear young one - it is time you learned. RL is a myth.

In RL, tier is way to high, there are only a few attractive avatarshapes avaible, and they need to be maintained not to lose their edge, also creating is kinda hard.

The only good think to say about RL is that you wont need scripted animations and poseballs, whicgh is a big pre, also the feeling is way better.

oh no, it is real. RL exists. you have to sail around the world of SL to find the little door that leads to a TP to deep space, which then keeps a secret TP to the core which finally leads to a secret little button in your client menu. don't bother trying to find it without all this prior exploration. you have to know the secret password (psst: 'quit') which you cannot obtain until you completed the quest and landmarked the targets. now, be careful out in the deep sea, that's where most of the casualties occur.

Click the red X in the upper right hand corner of your screen

Go to the garage.

Get a hammer.

Come back and smash it through your monitor.

There.

Real Life.

Lol

I just hit the button on my Computer Thingie. Less cleaning up that way.

RL is a cheap, nasty imitation of SL! - don't go there!!!!

Reality is way more difficult and expensive.
Stop the planet...I want to get off,

I think you can leave out the first step.

Made me laugh.

Thanks.

Ianthe, real life is where we go to when we go to sleep. It's kinda like windlight - it's not what it is cracked up to be. Or Voice - just a lot of hot air. Stay here with us, Ianthe. Don't go down the rabbit hole.

Reality is just construct of one's mind as friend often tells me.

Second star to the left and then straight on 'til morning.....

What's a keyboard FGS? If you want to talk you just have to do the talking-waves with your hands in certain special movements and the words appear. Everyone knows that. How do you learn to talk without learning the talking-waves first? That's stupid. What's a computer? Is that the strange window that you 'RL' people peer in through? Anybody would think the world belogs to YOU! Me and my friends, the true SL indigenous population, know it belongs to US. You are just visitors. OK thank you and all that for coming along and bringing your money in, but just a tiny sense of awareness of us would be welcome. I mean, I don't want to seem unwelcoming, but bringing your 'RL' values and obsessions here... do think first!

Anyway I decided I dont want to go to 'RL' after all. Home is best. I form a group of second generation inhabitants who only live here, and have never been to 'RL'. Anybody can join but proof of non-existence and details of non-identity are required. Who wants to join?

There isnt one. It's just a figment of everyones imagination just like the Lindens are. Woops, oh thats right I met one but they made him live in the basement so I am not sure sure that he was one.

No need to go looking for Real Life, eventually it will come looking for you....

RL monthy account fees suck. It's way expensive.

The search engine has even more gaming than SL's and there's more con-artists and ripoff jockeys in RL too.

Can't get TP to work right either.

The graphics are STUPENDOUS though!

And the sex beds...well.....*purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs*

~Jessy