Hippos ate my friends, TPing to Crash, and "Clothing Still Downloading"

Going for my spot, are ya?

/me grabs some popcorn and patiently waits for the drama to continue to unfold within Trout's Harem.

He will probably be worn out before he is done with you and buried in a deep hole. Probably have band-aids on his fingers from typing so much. Fired from his job because they don't understand why he is laughing so hard while dictating that transcript. Or maybe we could just have a threesome and kill him off in 1 1/2 minutes instead of three.
/me slaps herself on the ass for trying to move up in line.

Hope you enjoyed my cousin Cheryl.

I was talking to someone about, um, removing the impediments keeping me from the number one spot, but now I think it might just be easier (and cheaper!) to take Trout out of the picture instead.



Nummeh!

Ooh Goody! I get to be in Trout's Biography! Don't you have a card game coming up? I have a green dress now - I will even bring the bourbon.

Hey! I'm dead last and happy to be there- so quitcher bitchin! He may need to do a little scheduling though...

A

How careful was I when I took my way,
Each trifle under truest bars to thrust,
That to my use it might unused stay
From hands of falsehood, in sure wards of trust!
But thou, to whom my jewels trifles are,
Most worthy comfort, now my greatest grief,
Thou best of dearest, and mine only care,
Art left the prey of every vulgar thief.
Thee have I not lock'd up in any chest,
Save where thou art not, though I feel thou art,
Within the gentle closure of my breast,
From whence at pleasure thou mayst come and part;
And even thence thou wilt be stol'n I fear,
For truth proves thievish for a prize so dear.

and that guy with the crazy fellow-astronaut girlfriend AND the other girlfriend.
Not that I'm saying anyone here is crazy.

I had this a few nights ago..they ate my groups too..never cleared up...for like 8 hours...buit they finally coughed them back up.

~Lana Tomba

Alas, that Second Life,
or should I blame Linden Lab?
Changing, and changing, always -
trying to rattle the cage, changing -
the colors on the bars.
Still locked inside, with no hope of escape,
I am trapped inside Second Life with no way out.

I used to know who else was there,
but Linden Lab changed, oh yeah,
changed again and again, and . . .
now my friends have been eaten by hippos
and the tricks to free them from that fate
have been so nicely removed by Linden Lab.

I used to be able to click a button,
one of the check boxes checked
or unchecked. So simple. So . .
removed, that option has Linden Lab
done. So nice of Linden Lab.

Trapped. Trapped I am.
My fate is sealed.
Save yourself, if you can
while there still is a chance.
I'll remain here. Trapped.
Trapped by the bars
of the ever changing Viewer.

Alas, alas. There is no hope.
No hope. Finally figured out that viewer?
No worry, Linden Lab will change it again.
Shortly, quickly, seemingly randomly,
don't worry, that viewer will be changed yet again.

There is no future. There is no past.
The viewer will be here again tomorrow,
but gone again yesterday.
Here there, everywhere.

Of course . . . I'm watching a lovely sunset -
you are watching the stars blink -
Windlight . . oh windlight . .
what do you mean I look odd?
I look fine . . wait I'll rebake.

Still off? Well . . wait . .
you are using the regular viewer?
alas, alas, trapped inside, and even when
you find another, they are seeing another.

It is you, they see. But not the you -
you see. Your lovely hair blows in the breeze . . .
Your bald scalp bleeds under the moon-light.
Trapped . . . trapped by Second Life.

Yea I have little tricks that prevent the crashing bug..seems well could be my imagination..that if i move about in a sim..make sure that I am taken account of there...I can teleport without a crash..however..if i attach an item and don't move and then tp unthinking..ill almost always crash...wonder if its got something to be character cache.

~Lana Tomba

/me giggles and gets our her box of pampers for her long wait in line.

Always be prepared.

Well I had frequent occurances of Hippos eating very important friends. I recently got new ram in the laptop, and found that I had to update my computer Bios due to a conflict between it and my internet card. Maybe this would help with your friends?

Trout, your office seems to be top heavy with secretaries? Need a book keeper who is good at fixing computers? I wouldnt require much pay, and the benefits look good to me.

At least you made the list.