Forbidden Knowledge

LOLz... High-five, hammie!


Wait... we both know where our hands have been

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !!!!!!!!!!!

That's what's fun about it! Intellectuals who can't get it up are dull.

Success!!!

Okay now that is really gross. I really hope men wash their hands when they've finished their business down there. I mean that. I nearly stoped buying kleenex when I was young coz someone told me what men used it for.
Please dont tell me you just zip up and wander off.

Edited: O God, now I have this image of men in public bathrooms doing it to each other. EW!

Scylla was talking about movies.

How about the fake orgasm scene in "When Harry Met Sally," written by (female) screenwriter Nora Ephron?

Oh yes! Not a bad one at all!

Actually, I hadn't answered this post because I was having a hard time thinking of a good example . . .

Shhhh! He'll think he won...

Er, I mean...'chick flicks' are just chock full of hilarious moments!

(I'll never understand the humor in the campfire scene either. Actually the whole film is more of a smile than a laugh out loud, for me. I like Young Frankenstein better. Madeline Kahn.)

It's all exploitation of women. We should be talking Film Festivals here. Raising the bar, you know what I mean.
Like we could play at role playing fovourite movies. Like scenes from Dr. Zhivago. Or Mulholland Drive. Or maybe something more serious like Citizen Kane (which is really wonderful)

Oh, but tacky builds are so much fun! Spoil sport!

I wish it were so, though it's not. But, at least that's a reasonable ideal to which to aspire.

Should there be a website poking fun at tacky builds in the way What the Fug does to tacky avatars or clothes?

Discuss.

Nobody is paying any attention to me, ar ethey? Even when I am really getting into the inteleltual stuff. You're all waffling on about Dolcett (which I thought was such a lovely name for a cat) and BDSMing (and I am really surprised that Scylla knows so much about THAT!). I'm bringing my feminist side back. Now let's talk more intellectually about our world as a means to achieve a higher level of intellectual awareness.

I thought that was hilarious. And for the record, the campfire thing was totally gross and not even slightly funny to me

"I'm sorry, what was that you were saying?" he says, as he derails his previous train of thought, which started with wondering how he might get Jig out of that tight blouse and had morphed into a short fantasy involving success at this particular endeavor, replete with fresh, firm young flesh bursting out of aforementioned garment.

Ah, it's just so many cliches, like ..

- in seques, changing to the new scene's audio a few seconds before the visual cut
- aging the cast using makeup
- use of the above for time compression sequences, in the same setting
- overlapping dialogue

Shakespeare's like that too. Man, that guy could hardly write a couplet without using some tired cliche.

In any case, Welles (or perhaps Toland) would have loved SL, since it's all "deep focus".

And THAT is exactly what men think. How apt. Even if I was saying something stupendous. It's "all eyes on the 'pert' nipples". Not on the really important point I was raising.

Intellectuals don't wank? Damn, I always thought I was one. Well, a pseudointellectual, anyway. Does that let me off the no-wanking rule?

Well, I was delighted that you kept your eyes riveted on the important point I raised, last we met!

Jig, you're in a rare mood today. You have said way more sexually explicit things here and today you are acting the prude. You are also trying to control the conversation and get certain reactions to things.

We're not here just to please you. Sometimes you gotta just go with the flow.

I'm also going to call you on it the next time you post something about your RL sex life.

It's OK . . .

Pep ( . . . I wasn't listening today. )

Have you thought about buying a dog? I have heard that Golden Retrievers make very attentive pets. Same with Cavalier King Charles spaniels, if you need something more portable.

/me raises her eyebrows quizzically . . .

Sometimes I have to look after a friend's Maltese Something and that is enough dog for me. And frankly, I dont even see why I should look after him when I am dragging him to hotels just like she would be. But she says I have a heart of gold and I dote on him (which isnt true). He's called ... well, I cant say but I would call him TopKnot if he was mine to keep. But I wont.

'Nuff said, Lear. We were discussing the problems associated with rolling restarts, Scylla.