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Argent Stonecutter
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09-25-2009 02:52
From: Scylla Rhiadra

I mean, this is the gender that thinks that the "farting around the campfire" scene in Blazing Saddles is the FUNNIEST MOMENT in all movie history. :rolleyes:
My wife likes this scene a lot more than me. And I can't stand watching movies like Dumb and Dumber.
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Patasha Marikh
Here to watch the show
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09-25-2009 02:54
Amoeba bondage roleplay seems to be seriously frowned upon by the SL community.
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23rdDjin Negulesco
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09-25-2009 03:00
From: Argent Stonecutter
My wife likes this scene a lot more than me. And I can't stand watching movies like Dumb and Dumber.


oh, hush, now. it's not polite to argue with someone who chooses to reinforce gender stereotypes.
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23rdDjin Negulesco
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09-25-2009 03:01
From: Jig Chippewa
I ask a really deep and sensitive queston and men bring it down to wanking and starting fires by rubbing two knobs together.


thanks for the heads up. without this information i wouldn't have realized Ann Otoole was a man.
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"What am I in the eyes of most people--a nonentity, an eccentric, or an unpleasant person--somebody who has no position in society and will never have; in short, the lowest of the low. All right, then--even if that were absolutely true, then I should one day like to show by my work what such an eccentric, such a nobody, has in his heart." -Vincent van Gogh
Tod69 Talamasca
The Human Tripod ;)
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09-25-2009 04:18
From: Rime Wirsing
I had to Google Dolcett... I really wish I hadn't :eek:


HEH! I've seen it before but never knew what it was called till coming to SL.

From: Smith Peel


I totally masturbate.


Ditto!
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Tod69 Talamasca
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09-25-2009 04:23
From: Jig Chippewa
I ask a really deep and sensitive queston and men bring it down to wanking and starting fires by rubbing two knobs together.


Well, we are the more 'simple' of the species. Food, Sex, Sleep. ;)
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Raymond Figtree
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09-25-2009 08:10
From: Tod69 Talamasca
Well, we are the more 'simple' of the species. Food, Sex, Sleep. ;)
Not necessarily in that order. I like to get a lot of sleep.
Smith Peel
Smif v2.0
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09-25-2009 09:01
From: Raymond Figtree
I used to totally masturbate, but due to a recent onset of indifference I have settled for partially masturbating.


That's called tantric masturbation.















(I totally recommend that.)
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Raymond Figtree
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09-25-2009 10:41
From: Smith Peel
That's called tantric masturbation.




(I totally recommend that.)
Me too. Going on eight weeks and counting. Although, my employer is getting a bit annoyed.
Jig Chippewa
Fine Young Cannibal
Join date: 30 Oct 2006
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09-25-2009 10:46
What a bunch of wankers.

Seriously, all these men are thinking of is sex all the time, and this place could be so much more sensitive and artsy.
I bet they really only use voice to hear moans. They don't want to know how the girl feels or what her day has been like or what she had for supper. It's just a good old wank for them. Someetimes, I really wonder why I try to raise the level of this forum.
Men are pigs.
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Smith Peel
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09-25-2009 10:50
From: Raymond Figtree
Me too. Going on eight weeks and counting. Although, my employer is getting a bit annoyed.


Epic LOLz @ the image of a tantrically masturbating hamster in a cubicle.
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Smith Peel
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09-25-2009 10:50
From: Jig Chippewa
What a bunch of wankers.

Seriously, all these men are thinking of is sex all the time, and this place could be so much more sensitive and artsy.


Thanks :D And tantra is nothing if not sensitive and artsy :D
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Jig Chippewa
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09-25-2009 10:53
From: Smith Peel
Thanks :D And tantra is nothing if not sensitive and artsy :D


Honestly, get your oinky nose out of the sex trough and try and do a bit of metaphysics for a change.
I TRULY had a bf who was watching Pride and Prejudice with me and he settled down on my lovely Heals' sofa and said "wake me up for the funny bits"!
He was dumped sharpish.
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Raymond Figtree
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09-25-2009 10:55
From: Jig Chippewa
Honestly, get your oinky nose out of the sex trough and try and do a bit of metaphysics for a change.
We can't change your forum habits. You can't change ours. Deal with it.
Jig Chippewa
Fine Young Cannibal
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09-25-2009 10:56
From: Raymond Figtree
We can't change your forum habits. You can't change ours. Deal with it.


I didnt think you wanked, Raymond. I took you for an intellectual. Smith, yes. But you?
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Jig Chippewa
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09-25-2009 10:58
From: Smith Peel
Epic LOLz @ the image of a tantrically masturbating hamster in a cubicle.


That's disgusting, Smith. Really, you shouldnt think these things.
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Raymond Figtree
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09-25-2009 11:01
From: Jig Chippewa
I didnt think you wanked, Raymond. I took you for an intellectual. Smith, yes. But you?
Show me a man who does not wank and I'll show you an idiot.

What does intellect have to do with a healthy sex drive? Or do you just not really know men?
Smith Peel
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09-25-2009 11:14
From: Jig Chippewa
I didnt think you wanked, Raymond. I took you for an intellectual. Smith, yes. But you?


I'm not sure what makes you think intellectualism and wanking are not compatible.
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Mickey Vandeverre
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09-25-2009 11:17
This is going to get interesting. :)
Scylla Rhiadra
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09-25-2009 11:19
I am sooooo not getting involved in this one . . .

:rolleyes:
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Scylla Rhiadra
Raymond Figtree
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09-25-2009 11:19
From: Scylla Rhiadra
I am sooooo not getting involved in this one . . .

:rolleyes:
It's more of a solo thing anyway...
Jig Chippewa
Fine Young Cannibal
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09-25-2009 11:20
From: Smith Peel
I'm not sure what makes you think intellectualism and wanking are not compatible.


Well, you arent thinking with the brain in your head when you do it, more like the little toddly thing in the other "head".

I swear, I have sat across the dinner table with blokes, and we're talking about art and who won The Booker Prize or the latest Salman Rushdie (great writer) and you can tell the man is mentally wanking. No, he hasn't got anything showing. He's just gone off into his own little world, not thinkng about the blouse I'm wearing as a great fashion statement but how he can get it off. Very basic stuff.
And supper can be "feeding time at the zoo." I'm doing this lovely fresh mackeral with roasted rhubarb the other night and these blokes were snarfing it back like it was fish fingers n' chips.
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Smith Peel
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09-25-2009 11:22
From: Jig Chippewa
Honestly, get your oinky nose out of the sex trough and try and do a bit of metaphysics for a change.


Tantra is metaphysics.

From: Jig Chippewa
I TRULY had a bf who was watching Pride and Prejudice with me and he settled down on my lovely Heals' sofa and said "wake me up for the funny bits"! He was dumped sharpish.


I heard this story before, but last time you left out the part about him being a boyfriend. I never saw Pride and Prejudice but I love movies based on Henry James novels, so there is a chance I would not have fallen asleep.
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Argent Stonecutter
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09-25-2009 11:23
From: Smith Peel
Epic LOLz @ the image of a tantrically masturbating hamster in a cubicle.
I'm pretty sure you can find that on Youtube.

Not gonna look.
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Raymond Figtree
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09-25-2009 11:24
"Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."

--Noted intellectual Woody Allen
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