Oral sex is illegal in Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C.
Although some of these sex laws may be old laws it is interesting to know that…..
In Utah adultery, oral sex and anal sex are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment.
It’s illegal to have sex without a condom in Nevada.
In Willowdale, Oregon, it is against the law for a husband to curse during sex.
In Romboch, Virginia, it is illegal to engage in sexual activity with the lights on.
In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances including the wedding night.
In Hawaii, Kentucky, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin vending-machine condom sales are banned.
In Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin an erection that shows through a man’s clothing is illegal.
In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it’s illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.
In Skullbone, Tennessee, it is illegal for a woman to pleasure a man while he is sitting behind the wheel of any moving vehicle.
Adultery is punishable by a $1,000 fine and/or one year in prison in California.
In Minnesota it is illegal for men to have sex with live fish. (Say what? Men are having sex with fish?)
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal. ( I’m glad that I don’t live in Washington D.c.)
In Logan County, Colorado it is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep. ( I’m not moving there.)
In Florida, having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
In Salem, Massachusetts married couples are forbidden from sleeping in the nude in rented rooms. ( Remind me never to rent a room there.)
In Indiana men over 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if a female passenger under the age of 17 is in his car and not wearing her socks and shoes.
Newcastle, Wyoming bans sex inside a store’s meat freezer, and Tremonton, Utah has outlawed intercourse in ambulances — neither would I pick as a hot spot. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it’s illegal for a man to shoot off his gun when his female partner has an orgasm, and in Willowdale, Oregon, a man can’t curse during sex. Both measures curb celebration, in my opinion.
Most repressive, though, is the Alexandria, Minnesota edict that says a man can’t make love to his wife if he’s got the stench of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath — if his wife demands it, he is legally forced to brush his teeth first.
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. ( Say what?)
If a police officer in Coeur d’Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the scene. ( Thanks for the warning.)
This law is hilarious.
It is illegal for any member of the Nevada Legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session. ( Did they really need this law?)
Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh."
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
Age-of-consent is another tricky topic. Roman Polanski — who fled the USA as a fugitive to avoid an “unlawful intercourse with a minor” charge after he nestled a 13-year-old nymphet — would not have been prosecuted in a tri-racial choice of nations: Spain, Nigeria, or Japan (where obsession with schoolgirls is bigger than Sumo.) His lover-girl’s vagina would be considered fully adult in these areas. If the Pole contented himself with a 14-year-old romper, his field-of-play would be enormous: Austria, Bulgaria, Canada, China, Colombia, Croatia, Honduras, Hungary, Russia, and Serbia.
Polanski’s nastiness was in tangling with a Hollywood teen; California has an ancient age-of-consent: 18. The only nations that are more daughter-cautious than this are Egypt, Pakistan (21), and Saudi Arabia, where the law states simply that all women “must be married.”
Nudity laws are also either stripped-down or grossly over-dressed. Le Cap d’Agde in France is an entirely clothing-optional city (population 40,000), thousands of bare buns bake on beaches in Europe, Australia, and Canada, and naturist joggers publicly flap and jiggle in San Francisco’s annual Bay-To-Breakers footrace.
But skin is a carnal crime elsewhere: “unveiled” college girls in Algeria have been shot for exposing their lascivious mouths and chins, and have had acid thrown in their tempting faces. In Iran, women are flogged by “morality patrols” if their lovely hair slips wickedly out of their veils.
As far as age of consent this site seems to have a lot of the answers:
http://www.avert.org/aofconsent.htmThese excerpts are from various sites around the net. The accuracy of these laws is questionable.