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Must I be Age Verified If Partner is a Satyr?
Jig Chippewa
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05-06-2007 10:14
It has suddenly dawned on me that I gotta be age verified because my partner is mythological. Since he is a myth he is probably 4000 year old. Is there a sexual label for a woman whose partner is a myth, 4000 years old and only studied at university or painted by Picasso??

Edited by Jiggy. Since this post, I am age verified and am in Zindra. And behaving myself.
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05-06-2007 12:23
I so wanted to post a reply to this but when I got to the last line I started laughing so hard I forgot what I wanted to say.
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12-03-2009 22:52
Small bump.
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Jig Chippewa
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12-03-2009 23:01
From: Jig Chippewa
It has suddenly dawned on me that I may have to be age verified because my partner is a satyr AND a unicorn. Is that sorta ... well,, you know ... a little too risque and therefore a situation demanding that SL knows my age and my satyr's. Since he is a Satyr he is probably 4000 year old. Is there a sexual label for a woman whose partner is a unicorn?? If information I provided for age verification is compromised, I can just imagine what the government agency upon questioning me would say if I said, "well yes, officer, I did provide potentially dangerous information which has got into wrong hands so that I could screw my unicorn ..."


I musta been totally off my wig when I posted that. I'd completely forgotten about that post. Please dont dig up other equally crazy notions I have had over the years. It's liek wondering what you were on when you did them.

That was in 20007? A really bad year for me. Full of nasty surprises.
Pep doesnt know about this side of my persunality. Pep, pease ignore this old old thread and let it die naturally by tumbling down the opening page. Thanks.
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12-03-2009 23:02
Sorry Jig. This one amused me too much to just leave buried. :D

I won't do it again.
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Jig Chippewa
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12-03-2009 23:06
From: Love Hastings
Sorry Jig. This one amused me too much to just leave buried. :D

I won't do it again.


Forgiven. But what was I on? :) I think I musta been tired and excited that evening.

And, yes you will. :)
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12-03-2009 23:47
Bwahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks Love, I needed that.
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Tiffy Vella
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12-04-2009 00:01
Laughing my head off. Hell *I* am those things and need to be age verified.


And..one thing you may have missed....unicorns only mix with virgins. They want nothing to do with anyone else..


edited to add..good find :)
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12-04-2009 00:08
From: Jig Chippewa
It has suddenly dawned on me that I may have to be age verified because my partner is a satyr AND a unicorn. Is that sorta ... well,, you know ... a little too risque and therefore a situation demanding that SL knows my age and my satyr's. Since he is a Satyr he is probably 4000 year old. Is there a sexual label for a woman whose partner is a unicorn?? If information I provided for age verification is compromised, I can just imagine what the government agency upon questioning me would say if I said, "well yes, officer, I did provide potentially dangerous information which has got into wrong hands so that I could screw my unicorn ..."

:eek:

Pep, nothing. Do Laurin and Deira know about this???
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12-04-2009 00:11
From: Jig Chippewa
I musta been totally off my wig when I posted that. I'd completely forgotten about that post. Please dont dig up other equally crazy notions I have had over the years. It's liek wondering what you were on when you did them.
From: Jig Chippewa
Forgiven. But what was I on? :) I think I musta been tired and excited that evening.

And, yes you will. :)



Ohhh Jig dear, the Chinese have several uses for unicorn horn. One or more of them could easily explain this type of behavior.
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12-04-2009 00:42
From: Jig Chippewa
Is there a sexual label for a woman whose partner is a unicorn??

could go two ways with that.... virgin, or vile temptress ... take your pick (we all know the truth)
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12-04-2009 01:42
From: Jig Chippewa
Is there a sexual label for a woman whose partner is a unicorn??
We call them heterosexual. All men have just the one ... horn.

;)
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12-04-2009 03:08
Nothing new here . . .

Pep ( . . . move along, please.)
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12-04-2009 03:37
From: Pserendipity Daniels
Pep ( . . . move along, please.)


So we can come back and bump the re-necro next year? :)
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12-04-2009 03:40
Doesn't seem all that different from today's Jig to me. :D
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Jig Chippewa
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12-04-2009 04:02
I can see your'e gonna have a field day with this one today, so I'll grit my teeth and say there's no such thing as bad publicity. :)
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12-04-2009 05:49
From: Jig Chippewa
I can see your'e gonna have a field day with this one today, so I'll grit my teeth and say there's no such thing as bad publicity. :)

Shall we ask Tiger if he is thinking the same about bad publicity ?
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12-04-2009 06:38
From: Jig Chippewa
... Is there a sexual label for a woman whose partner is a unicorn?? ...


A virgin.

I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, Jig, but I don't think you qualify. You'll have to find another partner.
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12-04-2009 06:49
So Jig, which excites you more, goats or horses? If it is goats, you must have inherited it from Pep.
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12-04-2009 06:54
I'm sure Hal has adjusted. After all, it's been two years, surely he knows now that Jig is not a virgin; perhaps he got a special dispensation, from the Satyr king, to remain with her anyway.

Perhaps should keep it on the downlow from LL though, never know what they might actually think about the situation, and might try to split up Hal and Jig. :eek:
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12-04-2009 07:04
This place sooo needs a laugh button. Really hope this will still be around next year :D

and uhm.. does this qualify as yiffing? :confused:
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12-04-2009 07:06
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So Jig, which excites you more, goats or horses? If it is goats, you must have inherited it from Pep.
I keep telling you, Chris, there are no goats in Wales . . .

Pep ( . . . although some of the sheep are pretty ugly.)
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12-04-2009 07:25
From: Amaranthim Talon
This place sooo needs a laugh button. Really hope this will still be around next year :D

and uhm.. does this qualify as yiffing? :confused:


I don't know. I understood yiffing to be sex between two (or possibly more) furries. If it's sex between a human and a furry...or a satyr/unicorn...then it may be bestiality.
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12-04-2009 07:48
From: Jig Chippewa

And, yes you will. :)


Well, *I* certainly won't.

I can't speak for others, though. ;)
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12-04-2009 07:50
From: Lindal Kidd
I don't know. I understood yiffing to be sex between two (or possibly more) furries. If it's sex between a human and a furry...or a satyr/unicorn...then it may be bestiality.
/me offers a golf clap to Lindal . . .

Pep ( . . . since it is the first time he has seen anyone spell bestiality correctly unprompted. ;) )
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