Virtual Pregnancy...
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Pserendipity Daniels
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06-18-2009 07:07
From: Jig Chippewa With a name like "Gummo" for a divorce lawyer, my mind boggles!
And by way of this, I actually did have to negotiate a settlement with my ex. I had to pay HIM a HUGE sum for land I shared with him. Anyone would think it was all my fault. So there's real opportunity for a "lawyer" in sl land. There are already lots of "liars" in SL.  Pep (Spelling!  )
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Pussycat Catnap
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06-18-2009 07:54
From: Treasure Ballinger I have custody of my twin prim grandkids. When my rl son divorced with his SL partner, I got custody. Damn things are transferrable. /boggle That's what the trash can is for. Note: They aren't real... At a club I dance in, a regular bartender started wearing a noisy pregnancy kit. It was kind of annoying as it really did -NOT- fit the mood of a strip joint. Its a bit odd to be getting it on with the patrons while the bartender is counting baby fingers... It'd be kind of like me wearing and using Xcite items at an NCI meeting... A lot of people I talk to in SL hang out in lesbian clubs just so they can avoid pushy guys who treat SL women like we're monsters in an MMO to be gathered up and controlled... - Though I -have- had the occasional woman ask me who my owner was... ( O.o ? ) |
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Gummo Zaks
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06-18-2009 08:00
From: Pserendipity Daniels There are already lots of "liars" in SL. Pep (Spelling! ) I know it's a bit off topic but the wonderful thing about general SL (excluding content creation and rights) is there is no need for a lawyer of any sorts. Divorce=pay 25L, argument about land=who's paying the tier? You gave them L= to bad you gave it, fight over objects = who's inventory are they? fight over land? your land do what ever you want as long as TOS compliant/ etc etc You'll notice my two other groups are totally pointless: Used prim salesman, SL Plastic Surgeon, I mean really do they expect me to go into edit appearance for them? |
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Melita Magic
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06-18-2009 08:01
From: Pussycat Catnap A lot of people I talk to in SL hang out in lesbian clubs just so they can avoid pushy guys who treat SL women like we're monsters in an MMO to be gathered up and controlled...
- Though I -have- had the occasional woman ask me who my owner was... ( O.o ? ) You do realise a lot of SL 'lesbians' are RL guys?
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Nicole Portola
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06-18-2009 08:14
From: Clarissa Lowell To the OP: did you 'take a pregnancy test'? Far as I know that is the only way to get a 'result.' Yes, they have roleplayed 'pregnancy tests' in SL.
I can see valid reasons for wanting to roleplay all of this, (such as, someone just wanting to roleplay-experience pregnancy, perhaps who can't in RL); but it's a bit weird if it was forced upon her. So to speak. The 'onduty' (free) penis also has odd functions. its free, but you have to pay for no ads. You also have to pay for it to not say it picked up a disease or got someone pregnant (when cumming inside them, without the condom). Ive seen logs, and laughed. They actually do have a chance of both when you use the cum button and apparently include a feature to say 'warning: unsafe inside Avatar Ex' when its actually inside. Quite cute really. |
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Argent Stonecutter
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06-18-2009 08:25
From: Melita Magic You do realise a lot of SL 'lesbians' are RL guys? They still probably want to avoid being treated as NPCs.  |
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Pserendipity Daniels
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06-18-2009 08:29
From: Pussycat Catnap At a club I dance in, a regular bartender started wearing a noisy pregnancy kit. It was kind of annoying as it really did fit the mood of a strip joint. Its a bit odd to be getting it on with the patrons while the bartender is counting baby fingers... It'd be kind of like me wearing and using Xcite items at an NCI meeting... Is there at least one "not" missing from that paragraph somewhere?  Pep (I hope so! )
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Pussycat Catnap
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06-18-2009 08:45
Oops. I'll edit that.. It really did -NOT- fit the mood.  |
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Treasure Ballinger
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06-18-2009 08:46
From: Pussycat Catnap
Note: They aren't real...
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LMAO and you *really* thought you needed to relay that ........hey, thanks, I thought they *were* my real grandkids........
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Pussycat Catnap
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06-18-2009 08:47
From: Melita Magic You do realise a lot of SL 'lesbians' are RL guys? Yeah, yeah... Been hearing that since I got online way back when - there are no women on the internet. It's all Star Trek Geeks. Yeah, yeah... |
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Pussycat Catnap
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06-18-2009 08:49
From: Treasure Ballinger From: Pussycat Catnap
Note: They aren't real...
LMAO and you *really* thought you needed to relay that ........hey, thanks, I thought they *were* my real grandkids........ Some people seem to really get a little too into their pixels. So, just mak'n sure. Don't need somebody flying off the handle about me advocating eating babies or something... |
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Argent Stonecutter
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06-18-2009 08:56
From: Pussycat Catnap Been hearing that since I got online way back when - there are no women on the internet. It's all Star Trek Geeks. OH HAI, I UPGRADED UR GEEKS.  |
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Vance Adder
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06-18-2009 09:21
From: Ralektra Breda just edit the notecard to add: NOT ANY MORE and return it. You owe me a new monitor. |
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Vance Adder
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06-18-2009 09:32
From: Pussycat Catnap Don't need somebody flying off the handle about me advocating eating babies or something... They serve veal in Dolcett sims now? Friggin' atheists... |
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Jig Chippewa
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06-18-2009 16:36
From: Pussycat Catnap Some people seem to really get a little too into their pixels. So, just mak'n sure. Don't need somebody flying off the handle about me advocating eating babies or something... You advocate eating babies, too?
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Kyrsa Blackheart
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transferrable babies??
07-28-2009 16:46
From: Treasure Ballinger I have custody of my twin prim grandkids. When my rl son divorced with his SL partner, I got custody. Damn things are transferrable. i dont care if thats true or not, thats hilarious BWAHAHAAH |
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Marianne McCann
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07-28-2009 18:50
OKay, so maybe not *quite* a necropost... but still...
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Pussycat Catnap
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07-28-2009 19:10
O.o? Somebody spent the day searching posts by me looking for something? |
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Ricardo Harris
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07-28-2009 20:52
From: Brenda Connolly Knocked up after only 5 days inworld? Tell Speedy what to do next. |
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Clarissa Lowell
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07-29-2009 01:00
Is this "you're pregnant" note card the new Bloodlines?
There has been a lot of threads like this lately. Just ignore the note card. Nothing can change on your av unless you are either griefed, or change it yourself.
If you wanted to roleplay a virtual baby it would be just that - roleplay, and virtual.
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Annabelle Babii
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07-29-2009 01:10
Maybe it's someone's evil plot to use newbs as incubators for their grand clone army!
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Clarissa Lowell
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07-29-2009 01:13
From: Annabelle Babii Maybe it's someone's evil plot to use newbs as incubators for their grand clone army! hmm...that would explain what I've seen on a few sims. http://www.flickr.com/photos/29408371@N07/3728339067/in/set-72157620574106221PS I just read back and saw this IS one o the old threads. Lol. And I'd replied to it already. Charlie Brown sigh. |
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Maggie McArdle
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07-29-2009 02:33
From: Amity Slade What's his name? Maybe I should give you both notecards inviting you to be guests on a virtual Maury Povich Show. fixed
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sable Valentine
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07-29-2009 07:51
I actually received child support for my prim baby from my first husband. Talk about total immersion. Now he is remarried and hasn't paid in the last few years. Last I knew he wasn't working and now I can't locate him. SL so mirrors rl.
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Briana Dawson
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07-29-2009 07:55
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