What Is The Best..umm..Male Bit

As real as possible. Or satyr-like Big. Throbbing. Hungry. Pagan. Male. Unstoppable. Bull-like. You know what I mean ... ?
Oh yeah, and the mind of course. Yes. Definitely. The mind is very important. Don't know what I was thinking about just then. Jig, bite your lip. It's teh mind that comes first every time ...

Mine.

A male friend says Midnight Lotus are the best. Very customisable in terms of size and skin tone... also you can have it erect or semi-erect or, err... not erect And I think the latest version even ejaculates? Can't remember lol

A male friend he has a 'Woody', a rather interesting name, it does those things and it 'wees' as well, lol.
West.

Speaking of Woody..

I just had a giggle.

I've been doing some market research and product/script testing recently - that involved going into some dodgy places.

One was a new sim where the theme and expectation was of the 'Me Tarzan, You Jane' variety.
I noticed this guy haunting the place - fully dressed through all his activity, and with a noob penis permanently rezzed. It was Christmas for him - all the time. A female TP's in, and he's there.

So I did a bit of research and bought myself a Woody Porn Star. Seriously - that's what it's called.
It's got a neat skin-matching facility. ( I hesitate to use the term 'tool'.)


I TP'ed in.
Bang. Spotted! He's on his way.

I said 'Hi'


Then I stripped.
ZOMG!!!

Then I rezzed the Woody.
SURPRIZE!!

I went from Soft to Medium to Hard.

Then I squirted at him.


And then, borrowing a line from a Crockodile Dundee movie, I said:

You think that's a penis??
*THIS* is a penis.

Ermmm.... don't go for too big.... I hate it when it shows as just going through you all the way and coming out of your back.....

*coughs*

Morwen

Ephraim Kappler roars laughing

This forum needs Laugh buttons.

Look for Realasm, they look real and they don't talk..

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I don't know that this is true, but i read somewhere that sometimes talking bits talk to each other whether their wearers intended them to do so or not... I can't get out of my mind the image of say a few peeps hanging around a dance floor and the bits start chatting each other up ..."So, come here often...? "Can I come up and see you sometime?" "Hey, don't recall seeing you pop up here before..."

Yes that is bad. . . especially when it looks like you are being stabbed in the head! ahahahahahahahaha

If we are talking about size and impact, I think it depends upon my mood at the time. I assume all men carry selections. I also suspect its a question of country of origin. Americans tend to go for variety but more often than not its kinda tent peg size. The British and Scottish can often have a larger and pinker porkers. Quite good really. Italians and French have what I call the exotic type - definitely Roman and triumphant in their attitude. Brazilians have style but sadly, no staying power. Ozzies and New Zealanders are happy wanderers I must say. Very realistic and huilt-free. Yes, indeed, egos and attitudes are all over the graph. That was what we were discussing wasnt it?

Its a question of position as well. And please men, PLEASE! Take off your Nikes and running shoes. It's so crass to be watching a man rogering away with his runners still on!

well the best penis is realism you can pee and cum, you can get a hard on or a small hard on it is the best.

I'm told in porn movies the women keep their 12" high heeled shoes on.

Actually it is 3-6" heels.

Heels on a woman during sex, I am told, is very sexy - my husband has requested that I leave mine on before. However, guys with their shoes still on, but naked otherwise is a big turnoff.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

ouch .. coffee exit nose

and for the love of God, guys please take your pants off.

This really does depend on where you are at and what the scene is.

However, shoes without any clothes is never sexy on a guy.

Men in sl leave some odd things on. I once had to make a man remove a broomstick. Men have a thing about broomsticks in sl. Also hats. I hate those peaky American hats that men wear and sometimes wear backwards in real life. Just one step up the creation ladder from bum cracks and brylcreem. Maybe not a step up more liek a lateral shift. And in real I cant stand those beards that are shaved from cheeks and just are extensions of teh moustache. Itchy and ugly. Kinda liek being kissed by a gopher.

but boots are okay... always better with yer boots on >

oh, be more specific as to what type of critter bit ya wants....

You got to remember most think human, some of us think furry

Be a shame to get a good sized human one... and it be a horse bit ya need... just imagine the laughter of the mare ya whip it out on...

My personal opinion: the ones that talk are no better than talking bellies.

The visual effects -- who cares?

BUT

A couple of times I have seen one that (1) matches the man's skin color, (2) is adjustable in that it can move up and down and (3) the tilt is also adjustable and (4) the size is also adjustable.

I can't tell you the brand because I had no reason to ask.

However, this one looks like the real thing. And the size part: it can go from small length and diameter to super-priapic long and wide. The first time I saw it was in a club when a woman I was talking to asked her husband to show it off to me (!), but everyone in the room turned to look, man and woman.