SL OFFLINE? TEXT-SL returns!!

Ok, I forgot SL was going offline for 2 hours, and got logged out in the middle of some really deep serious IM'ing. Sigh.

Well, it's time for more....
TEXT-SL!

If you haven't played before, you will pick it up pretty quick.


/me tries to login to find that there is a compulsory new version of TEXT-SL she must download first.
/me sighs because it takes an hour to download at peak times. "So little time..."
/me finally logs in to find inventory half empty, best friend has muted her, and no-one got back to her about an article she wrote for SL magazine.
/me smiles - TEXT-SL hasn't changed a bit...

/me waits for others to login and join her.

/me takes a break from sl until the nicholaz viewer is posted.

/me logs in as my alt to find that no-one is online in TEXT-SL except me.

/me talks to /me and has a very interesting discussion, that at no point includes any of the following: "how old r u ?" "where are you from" "can I f*** you?" "how do you get lindens plz?"

/me revels in the low lag caused by a complete lack of anyone else in this sim.

/me is IM'd by an angry Nina Stepford. "What do you mean no-one else is online? Am I just a prim of scotch mist, or what?"

/me spends time in humble apologies to Nina

/me pops in and sits on Tid's sign.

Hi, Tid!
Text SL is the only way to go, don't you think?
No lag, no crashes...

/me looks around

Hey, where have all the griefers gone?
Long time passing...

/me frowns

What do you mean, you don't like my singing? I have a beautiful text singing voice!

/me logs out and resolves to finish at least one of her many overdue projects.

(It was great working with you today, BTW).

/me logs in and looks around.

Nic Writer: Wowee! Almost zero lag!

Nic Writer: Not much for graphics, though, is it...?

Waiting...
Hippos...
Waiting...
Waiting...

/me feels content that the person she was sitting next to at Orientation Island just before logout, has now logged into TEXT-SL to say hello.

/me looks anxiously around - yes, where are the griefers??

/me huddles into her waldorf Bing loli-punk outfit and waits for griefers to appear...

lovely tune that, by the way, Lindal - was that the original or the 90s Westlife remake?

(insert several lines of text from my Epic Rod as I fish off Cheep Cheep Landing. Nevermind me being physically at the borin' place at the time)

/me tries to log into TEXT SL but keeps geting error message
/me bangs head against screen only to find herself logging in!!!!
/me cheers as no lag, no Ruth, no packet loss SL begins to show

*** TEXT-SL BLOG ***

TEXT-SL will be taken down for essential maintenance from 10 am PDT - T-SL time. We apologise to all our residents and hope to inconvenience you. (Was there something supposed to go after 'you'? ---- no, I'm told not.) Ok, message ends.

Keep an eye on the Blog, so we can make you think we are about to update it at any moment.

/me cages everyone

/me gets logged off and finds she's suspended from Text-SL for griefing ARs

/me makes a free alt

<lather, rinse, repeat>

/me is smug to know that TEXT-SL has attracted attention from griefers at last. (YAY! We are on the map now!)

/me suspends Deandra until... 9:59:59 am PDT T-SL time, and waits for her alt to appear..

/me tp's to here because other sim about roaming rights was too much!

/me discovers that Dytska Vieria is an anagram of Deandra Watts (well, close enough), and promptly bans the "alt" until 9:59:59...

/me looks forward to enjoying a nice relaxing float on the pond, and excitedly types in BVH animation parameters.

HIERARCHY
ROOT hip
{
OFFSET 0.00 0.00 0.00
CHANNELS 6 Xposition Yposition Zposition Xrotation Zrotation Yrotation
JOINT abdomen
{
OFFSET 0.000000 0.000000 0.000000
CHANNELS 3 Xrotation Zrotation Yrotation
JOINT chest
{
OFFSET 0.000000 4.815863 -1.806353
CHANNELS 3 Xrotation Zrotation Yrotation
JOINT neckDummy
{
OFFSET 0.000000 7.981200 0.753257
CHANNELS 3 Xrotation Yrotation Zrotation
JOINT neck
{
OFFSET 0.000000 2.188487 -0.376966
CHANNELS 3 Xrotation Zrotation Yrotation
JOINT head
{
OFFSET 0.000000 3.355915 0.508126
CHANNELS 3 Xrotation Zrotation Yrotation
End Site
{
OFFSET 0.000000 9.936376 0.000000

...

/me feels the beginnings of one whopper of a headache and gives up

/me spends the rest of the day trying to decide on a name for her alt and getting distracted by yahoo IMs

/me logs back in after being banned, but gets message "TEXT-SL going down in -1:00 minutes".

/me is confused

/me tries to log in, and sees the Text SL grid is down

/me grumbles

/me goes off to ring neighbors doorbells with her shoes up her butt saying "Look! I'm in SL! I'm in SL!"

/me gets arrested

*** TEXT-SL FORUMS ***

Help! I can't login since the update! I am running a Tandy 1000XL with 256K of ram and a CGA card. I never had problems before. Thanks alot, TEXT-SL, I'm going to leave!

/me puts on her sheep av and follows the flock

/me screams and runs as quickly as she can . .. Right Behind ME!!! NOOOO!!!!

*logs into Text SL for the first time*

looks around, curious as to what to do...


*sees someone*

hey, what do I do here? How do I level? how do I play? where do I kill stuff?

can someone help me?

The first thing to do in Text SL is to strip naked, put on a horrible prim attachment 3 feet long (regardless of gender) and run around screaming for sex. Other people level by killing you. Thanks for playing.