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The SUCKIEST list of names EVER...

Oryx Tempel
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04-18-2008 12:58
Ecoli
Giardia
Fluke
Hookworm
Trichinosis
Malaria
Toxoplasma
Scabies
Leishmaniasis
Pediculosis
Ebola
Marburg
Dengue
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Nika Talaj
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04-18-2008 13:14
According to SLnamewatch, none of these have ever been used:

Robot
Lovelorn
Mingle
Pfft
Slick

Obvious
Cradle
Bonk
Skank
Dickwad

Spangle
Starlight
Slither
Bluehair
Wrinkly

Muscle
Dear
Wootgirl
Woot
Cutesy
Bodhisatva Paperclip
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04-18-2008 13:33
From: Oryx Tempel
Ecoli
Giardia
Fluke
Hookworm
Trichinosis
Malaria
Toxoplasma
Scabies
Leishmaniasis
Pediculosis
Ebola
Marburg
Dengue



Have you been to my garden to visit my rat? His name is Yersinia.
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04-18-2008 13:33
I approve of this thread title.
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Oryx Tempel
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04-18-2008 13:49
From: Bodhisatva Paperclip
Have you been to my garden to visit my rat? His name is Yersinia.

No kidding? Maybe he can get together with my rat, Hanta. They'll have all sorts of fun.
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04-18-2008 13:57
From: Nika Talaj
According to SLnamewatch, none of these have ever been used:



Pfft

Obvious
Skank
Dickwad

Wootgirl
Woot
Cutesy



LMAO!

i would laugh m yass off if these particular names were ever used


"jonny dickwad, at your service"

:D
Graphicguru Gustav
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04-18-2008 14:08
Shmoe
Buttz
Uranus
Poindexter
Greifer
Lutzbucket
Pusbucket
Creepshow
Winkerbean
Brewster
Slur
Scammer
Hellacious
Crumberly
Chowderhead
Powderkeg
Crowsfeet
Baitmaster
Sedicious
Simplton
Purebred
Purdy
Boink
Beasley
Winchester
Gunsmoke
Jerkoftheworld
Eternity
Peaceofficer
Pukebottom
Persnickity
Pazzz
Poe
Poopypants
Ducksinarow
Tiggy
Pointer
Emocentric
Dramatic
loosley
Slinky
Darkly
Handy
Bondage
Leather
Creamy
Steamy
Wiener
Pinkbottom
Gaffer
Coolmon
Rastamon
Jenesequah
Sasquach
Skunkape
Snowbunnie
Phnumonic
Shapeshifter
Averous
Aviavi
Shapeley
Pinhead
Greenman
Greenkeep
Geepers
Rollseyes
Fallen
Darkcrow
Crazyleggs
Spiderkin
Cyberman
Cyberwick
Grinhard
Flagellen
Microbe
Helstrom
Stormbreak
Beggarly
Slothley
Slovenly
Sloopnose
Dogstar
Underacheiver
Optimus
Museman
quickdead
megalife
megagrunge
Lollol
Naturalhigh
Mysterie
Mionese
Regal
Quackmiester
Queball
Dudemiester
Prissiepants
Sleepless
Lurker
Stalker
Laberror
Roddamn
Metalhead
Tranze
Fiendstien
Creepster
Greeberly
Bonesmen
Abducted
Helperman
Stuffnjunk
Spaceman
Buckeroo
Bigalo
Loone
Derailed
Itchy
Scratchy
Simsam
Similacron
Simmy
Secondclass
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Macha Morigi
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04-18-2008 14:38
From: Oryx Tempel
Ecoli
Giardia
Fluke
Hookworm
Trichinosis
Malaria
Toxoplasma
Scabies
Leishmaniasis
Pediculosis
Ebola
Marburg
Dengue


Wot no Beriberi? Wither Lymphoma?

I think Trachoma is a lovely name.....Tilly Trachoma, Louise Lymphoma, Barry Beriberi...pure poetry...
Conan Godwin
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04-18-2008 15:51
From: Dekka Raymaker
maybe all the Germans complained there wasn't enough German names, it's good to have different nationality names, but it would be good not to block release them and have some kind of mix


Well it makes a change from 70% of people having Japanese/pseudo-Japanese names.

Weaboos.
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Isabeau Imako
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04-18-2008 15:56
Heeeeey....

I readily admit to knowing nothing about Japanese culture. I chose my name in under 30 seconds.

It rhymed.

And it sounded better than Isabeau Godwin.
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Trout Recreant
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04-18-2008 15:57
From: Macha Morigi
Wot no Beriberi? Wither Lymphoma?

I think Trachoma is a lovely name.....Tilly Trachoma, Louise Lymphoma, Barry Beriberi...pure poetry...


Alliteration does sound nice, doesn't it?

Carl Crotchrot
Stanley Syphilis
Patsy Pinkeye
Sarah Suckingchestwound
Bob Bullethole
Ronald Ringworm
Ulysses S. Urinarytractinfection
Kelli Kidneystones
Paul Prostatitis
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Conan Godwin
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04-18-2008 16:01
Here's a revolutionary idea for you; what about Smith?
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From: Raindrop Cooperstone
hateful much? dude, that was low. die.

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Oryx Tempel
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04-18-2008 16:05
From: Macha Morigi
Wot no Beriberi? Wither Lymphoma?

I think Trachoma is a lovely name.....Tilly Trachoma, Louise Lymphoma, Barry Beriberi...pure poetry...

Well Trachoma's okay, but Beriberi and Lymphoma don't fit. They're not parasites or caused by parasites (or viruses).
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Valentino Tendaze
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04-18-2008 16:17
I used to have this theory that whichever Linden got the most votes each week in the 'love-ometer' (or whatever it's called) got to choose the next batch of names.

Seeing the current lists, now I'm not so sure...
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Isabeau Imako
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04-18-2008 16:21
From: Valentino Tendaze
I used to have this theory that whichever Linden got the most votes each week in the 'love-ometer' (or whatever it's called) got to choose the next batch of names.


That isn't just a theory. Alrik Linden was the last to choose.
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Trout Recreant
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04-18-2008 16:27
From: Conan Godwin
Here's a revolutionary idea for you; what about Smith?


only if the last name Anwesson becomes available.
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Nika Talaj
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04-18-2008 16:30
I hate to inject a serious observation into this Friday cavort, but it COULD be that the batch of German names was planned as a nice complement to a little push on LL's part to be more inclusive to the disproportionately large number of German resis, for example, new My Account pages auf deutsch:

http://blog.secondlife.com/2008/04/08/my-account-pages-are-now-in-german-konto-funktionen-sind-nun-auf-deutsch/
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Allegria Kanto
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04-18-2008 16:34
From: Graphicguru Gustav
Shmoe
Buttz
Uranus
Poindexter
Greifer
Lutzbucket
Pusbucket
Creepshow
Winkerbean
Brewster
Slur
Scammer
Hellacious
Crumberly
Chowderhead
Powderkeg
Crowsfeet
Baitmaster
Sedicious
Simplton
Purebred
Purdy
Boink
Beasley
Winchester
Gunsmoke
Jerkoftheworld
Eternity
Peaceofficer
Pukebottom
Persnickity
Pazzz
Poe
Poopypants
Ducksinarow
Tiggy
Pointer
Emocentric
Dramatic
loosley
Slinky
Darkly
Handy
Bondage
Leather
Creamy
Steamy
Wiener
Pinkbottom
Gaffer
Coolmon
Rastamon
Jenesequah
Sasquach
Skunkape
Snowbunnie
Phnumonic
Shapeshifter
Averous
Aviavi
Shapeley
Pinhead
Greenman
Greenkeep
Geepers
Rollseyes
Fallen
Darkcrow
Crazyleggs
Spiderkin
Cyberman
Cyberwick
Grinhard
Flagellen
Microbe
Helstrom
Stormbreak
Beggarly
Slothley
Slovenly
Sloopnose
Dogstar
Underacheiver
Optimus
Museman
quickdead
megalife
megagrunge
Lollol
Naturalhigh
Mysterie
Mionese
Regal
Quackmiester
Queball
Dudemiester
Prissiepants
Sleepless
Lurker
Stalker
Laberror
Roddamn
Metalhead
Tranze
Fiendstien
Creepster
Greeberly
Bonesmen
Abducted
Helperman
Stuffnjunk
Spaceman
Buckeroo
Bigalo
Loone
Derailed
Itchy
Scratchy
Simsam
Similacron
Simmy
Secondclass


Were you one of those compulsive overachievers in school?
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04-18-2008 16:45
Granted, many of the names don't appeal to us Americans - but I did just notice the last name of Delight and immediately thought of many many first names that I could pair with that.
:D
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Trout Recreant
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04-18-2008 16:47
From: Nika Talaj
I hate to inject a serious observation into this Friday cavort, but it COULD be that the batch of German names was planned as a nice complement to a little push on LL's part to be more inclusive to the disproportionately large number of German resis, for example, new My Account pages auf deutsch:

http://blog.secondlife.com/2008/04/08/my-account-pages-are-now-in-german-konto-funktionen-sind-nun-auf-deutsch/
.


I can't wait until they expand into Eastern Europe and some of the old Soviet block countries. I'll be able to give my vowel keys a rest and finally get my money's worth on the "y" and the "z".

Actually, Nika - this is the best explanation I've seen. Good insight. I say we should still make fun of them in the thread, though.
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04-18-2008 16:56
From: Trout Recreant
Alliteration does sound nice, doesn't it?

Carl Crotchrot
Stanley Syphilis
Patsy Pinkeye
Sarah Suckingchestwound
Bob Bullethole
Ronald Ringworm
Ulysses S. Urinarytractinfection
Kelli Kidneystones
Paul Prostatitis



LOL
I almost burst out laughing at Sarah Suckingchestwound.

Ulysses S. Urinarytractinfection made me spit my coffe out though!!

OMG

geez..I have to look away! ROFL
Dakota Tebaldi
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04-18-2008 20:13
From: Trout Recreant
Alliteration does sound nice, doesn't it?


Speaking of odd names...don't take this the wrong way, but did you actually pick yours of your own free will and accord?
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04-18-2008 21:49
From: Macha Morigi
Wot no Beriberi? Wither Lymphoma?

I think Trachoma is a lovely name.....Tilly Trachoma, Louise Lymphoma, Barry Beriberi...pure poetry...

I notice Emesis wasn't included either.
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04-18-2008 23:55
From: Dakota Tebaldi
Speaking of odd names...don't take this the wrong way, but did you actually pick yours of your own free will and accord?


oh dear...Trout...breathe..breathe...
Ricardo Harris
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04-19-2008 01:25
Forget about the new or latest list of names they have written up. Check out the ones that are already here, in these forums for starters. You think the ones in the list are bad, they have nothing on some you see here regularly.
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