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The SUCKIEST list of names EVER...

Sommerland Starostin
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Join date: 11 Jul 2007
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04-18-2008 08:05
I know there was a post about this before but its so bad I believe it needs to be commented on again. Has anyone taken a look at the list of last name choices lately? They completely and totally SUCK! I'd really like to know who has this job at linden cuz they need to either be fired or re-directed to a different dept. Come on linden, really, do you HONESTLY think these are good name choices??
Rhaorth Antonelli
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04-18-2008 08:06
I looked about a week ago, and if it is the same list, I totally agree, they suck!
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Conan Godwin
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Join date: 2 Aug 2006
Posts: 3,676
04-18-2008 08:10
They do suck, which is just one more reason my noobs suck and the rest of us rule.
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Cunundrum Alcott
A Sardonic Pessimist
Join date: 15 Jan 2007
Posts: 773
04-18-2008 08:16
Name sucks how about the owner? :)
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Nika Talaj
now you see her ...
Join date: 2 Jan 2007
Posts: 5,449
04-18-2008 08:55
Sommerland, did you know that LL recently began dividing up the list of names among 24 name servers? The list you get depends on the server you land on. You can, however, see the entire list and pick the server you register on using Adz Childs' great website,

http://www.slnamewatch.com/botlog/last_avail_log.html
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Ricky Yates
(searching...)
Join date: 28 Jan 2007
Posts: 809
04-18-2008 09:11
I just tried it and got mostly German sounding names (Birnberg, Schulmann, ...). Maybe it's because my IP address points to Austria.

Do the names suck more than usual? Maybe if you're looking for a French sounding name ;)
Dekka Raymaker
thinking very hard
Join date: 4 Feb 2007
Posts: 3,898
04-18-2008 09:21
maybe all the Germans complained there wasn't enough German names, it's good to have different nationality names, but it would be good not to block release them and have some kind of mix
Imnotgoing Sideways
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Posts: 4,694
04-18-2008 09:27
It makes me glad I started and made my alts when I did.. (=_=)
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Sommerland Starostin
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04-18-2008 09:29
From: Nika Talaj
Sommerland, did you know that LL recently began dividing up the list of names among 24 name servers? The list you get depends on the server you land on. You can, however, see the entire list and pick the server you register on using Adz Childs' great website,

http://www.slnamewatch.com/botlog/last_avail_log.html
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Hi, yes I did know that but thanks for the list...appreciate it!
Kiboe Munro
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Join date: 16 Jun 2007
Posts: 338
04-18-2008 09:45
ya know, i mentioned this on an slcn broadcast once, and i was joking at the time, but i wonder if its true

"do you think that the names like "kitchensink" or "desk" are results of the lindens going home at night then jotting down the names of the items they see around the house? (laughter)"

but, that may be true, the last names that are names, probley come from pulling random names out of the air

if you ask ME!

we should be able to make our OWN last names
Dekka Raymaker
thinking very hard
Join date: 4 Feb 2007
Posts: 3,898
04-18-2008 09:48
From: Kiboe Munro
ya know, i mentioned this on an slcn broadcast once, and i was joking at the time, but i wonder if its true

"do you think that the names like "kitchensink" or "desk" are results of the lindens going home at night then jotting down the names of the items they see around the house? (laughter)"

but, that may be true, the last names that are names, probley come from pulling random names out of the air

if you ask ME!

we should be able to make our OWN last names

wouldn't that take all the fun of being a Linden away from them?
Macha Morigi
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Join date: 15 Sep 2007
Posts: 168
04-18-2008 10:10
I decided to set up a 1940's film star-esque alt last night...and didn't, because the surnames just weren't suitable.

They were entirely Jewish/Germanic sounding; nothing against those two groups, but whatever happened to having lists of surnames with a bit of variety in them? When I first registered there was 'something for everyone', as it were; traditional English surnames, French, German, Chinese, Spanish, Italian, Japanese etc etc etc.

Checking http://www.slnamewatch.com/botlog/last_avail_log.html didn't help much either - they were all pretty much the same, and each server only had around 35-40 different name options..

I had to wonder - are they trying to put people off from joining due to the asset server issues?

;)
Trout Recreant
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Join date: 24 Jul 2007
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04-18-2008 10:20
All right all you smarty-pantses. If you think you're so smart, lets see you come up with a list of names that's better. (snickers...this ought to be good)

I'm throwing down the gauntlet. This afternoon I'll be posting my own list of 20 or so names that I think LL ought to offer. Let's see your best stuff.
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Dekka Raymaker
thinking very hard
Join date: 4 Feb 2007
Posts: 3,898
04-18-2008 10:33
From: Trout Recreant
All right all you smarty-pantses. If you think you're so smart, lets see you come up with a list of names that's better. (snickers...this ought to be good)

I'm throwing down the gauntlet. This afternoon I'll be posting my own list of 20 or so names that I think LL ought to offer. Let's see your best stuff.


OK I got bored by the time I got to 10 names:

Sliver
Manual
Joybubble
Spunk
Retentive
Bouncy
Cameltoe
Bee
Pron
Echoechoecho
Davin Romano
jerk
Join date: 21 Mar 2008
Posts: 384
04-18-2008 10:37
The list kept my wife from signing up recently.. dunno if that's a good or bad thing :P

My idears:

Kane
Lux
Hasslehoff
Luda
Snipp
Pavlovski
Torres
Lush
Falls
Keaton
Pusher
Frizzletits
Snark Serpentine
Fractious User
Join date: 12 Aug 2003
Posts: 379
04-18-2008 10:48
I can see a lot of head room for silly compound last names that wouldn't necessarily appeal to new residents. But it's still fun using the current lists to come up with names for gimmick alts I would never ever have the time to play.

Fedora Brim, whip-wielding adventurer.

Emmo Susser, crime scene investigator (ironically through the Avatar Island portal).

Lynn Sznur, cheesecake comic book artist.

Forty Aker, burgeoning land baron.
Isabeau Imako
P'tite Poulette
Join date: 13 Sep 2007
Posts: 2,335
04-18-2008 10:53
"B"

Brainburp
BaliHai
BritBreath
BingBang
Borracho
Bonhomme
Besondere
Boobies
Bengali
Baiser
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Desmond Shang
Guvnah of Caledon
Join date: 14 Mar 2005
Posts: 5,250
04-18-2008 10:53
From: Trout Recreant
All right all you smarty-pantses. If you think you're so smart, lets see you come up with a list of names that's better. (snickers...this ought to be good)

I'm throwing down the gauntlet. This afternoon I'll be posting my own list of 20 or so names that I think LL ought to offer. Let's see your best stuff.

Brolsma
Bishie
Scouser
Dramatica
Weezer

Devonrex
Blingoria
Mothra
Prime
Vader

Winehouse
Hilton
Lohan
Spears
Ritchie

Chokeslam
Piledriver
Brainbuster
Suplex
Powerslam
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Steampunk Victorian, Well-Mannered Caledon!
Ivanova Shostakovich
Fire Resistant
Join date: 1 Oct 2007
Posts: 98
04-18-2008 11:04
Scollise
Gateau
Pomme'damour
Ceridian
Yellowbeard
Errant
Roundabout
Ophidian
Punchcard
Timepiece
Era
Concatenation
Painforged
Trivalent

(the lindens are probably howling)

[EDIT]
Malvaceae
Basswood
Lovertree
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Rhaorth Antonelli
Registered User
Join date: 15 Apr 2006
Posts: 7,425
04-18-2008 11:04
how about....
* Munchwimp
* Cheesegoof
* Dorklump
* Ustacka
* Chotia
* Riler
* Raymkin
* Rynnysa
* Radtony
* Oskin
* Delich
* Ingith
* Omis
* Skeltan
* Soor
* Isent
* Banenth
* Antia
* Oscina
* Tailer
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Macha Morigi
Miss Aligned
Join date: 15 Sep 2007
Posts: 168
04-18-2008 11:35
Some slightly silly ones, entirely at random, and without much thought put into them (obviously)...

Avoncalling
Golightly
Cheesecake
Bibble
Gumby
Snickersthwaite
Praline
Pepperpot
Creambun
Dinsdale
Nudge
Liontamer
Jinx
Shufflebottom
Fury
Ni
Bodice
Humdrum
Persnickety
Gruntle
Goodenough
Singe
Fondue
Futility

And, in my wildest dreams:

Fintimlinbinwhinbimlimbusstopf'tangf'tangolebiscuitbarrel

...it's really not so hard, Lindens!
Macha Morigi
Miss Aligned
Join date: 15 Sep 2007
Posts: 168
04-18-2008 11:47
I still can't log on, so here's some more:

Supple
Lolcat
Fandango
Gymslip
Nostalgia
Branes
Vole
Babel
Serendipity
Duplicitous
Biscuit
Zimmerframe
Gaslight
Hobble
Bandicoot
Lissom
Mashup
Larkabout
Silhouette
Instep

Apologies if any of these already exist... I can't get in-world to check...
Sommerland Starostin
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Join date: 11 Jul 2007
Posts: 138
04-18-2008 12:19
Here's some all inspired by Stevie Nicks/Fleetwood Mac. Warning, many of these are probably female oriented-

Fritz
Nicks
Buckingham
Fleetwood
McVie
Drummer
Affair
Heart
Glitterfade
Angel
Beastly
Belladonna
Bluelight
Enchantress
Bombay
Sapphire
Candlebright
Sunrise
Freedom
Paradise
Silverspring
Skylark
Sable
Rosegarden
Chinadoll
Spaceneedle
Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
04-18-2008 12:34
See how much fun this thread got! You all owe me 1L. :D

Escellent lists. I especially like Desmond's list of wrestling moves. I would sign up an alt named "Suplex" just to get the name.

As promised, here are mine:

Nomnomnom
Sievebottom
Squarepeg
Easteregg
Stinkey

Heavybag
Lugnut
Squeakywheel
Mousetrap
Flergle

Hoosits
Spankmonkey
Barometer
McSpookeypants
Gwomboggle

Eyeball
Itchy
Tineacuris
Einstein
Elvis
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Sommerland Starostin
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Join date: 11 Jul 2007
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04-18-2008 12:37
Lol I just looked at the list at SLnamewatch. They really do suck. It looks like they took they them right out of a German telephone book or something. Someone with a lot of pull at Linden must be German. Nothing against that country but how about a little VARIETY?? Ohh...ohh better go reserve "Schpigelblatt" before it changes. What a joke!

Lotsa good names here tho. I say they transfer these over and drop the others.
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