Disturbing Discoveries on Zindra - The Seedy Non-Green Underbelly!

Have any of you wondered how "Green" the Zindra continent really is? I have made some shocking discoveries that not only prove that there is toxic waste hidden deep in Zindra, but also that we may have a serial killer hiding out and waiting to make victims out of visitors! This is a conspiracy at the highest levels! Governor Linden herself owns objects deep in the bowels of Zindra! Are they moving all the pr0n and sexxors out to Zindra for sinister purposes?
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Rumor has it that you peed all over the place there. It could just be that.

Okay, I will admit, the puddles could possibly be my pee, since I did mark the continent extensively. But even if it is, that doesn't explain the Shrine to the Evil Eye, or the Governor's spider, or the ginormous pink frog, or the emergency transponder, or the serial killer! What if they've killed Magellen Linden? What if Magellen is behind all of it???

I tell you, something dead fishy-smelling is going on down there! Why, oh why, won't anyone believe me??? There is DANGER there, I know it!!!!

is your name gordon?

I believe you Puppet - I trust a dog' instincts. My sheltie dog can always smell fish.

*runs in, breathless, looks side to side, & shakes the toxic rain off her wellies*

I've seen it, too.

*looks side to side again, then whispers low, before running out the door*

Watch out, Puppet! They're everywhere.

I am very glad some people know I'm telling the truth!

Spread the word! We have to warn everyone before we get erased like that guy who used to work with the aliens at Area 51!

And NO my name is not Gordon.

/me tucks tinfoil hat around ears and slinks away to hide.

Governor Linden is a woman?

See, "they" even blocked Marianne's image! There is no end to their power and their reach! Could "they" even be behind the terrible events of this weekend?

theres interesting rooms under the dams too. perfect place for a quickie.

Wait a half, Puppet. How old is your avatar? Not a blessed month over two, I'd say.

ZOMG nekkid puppiez aviss spotted on teh ZINDRA!!!!!!1111

What's that Puppet? Timmy's stuck in the sewer? With a frog? Let's go!

I'll bring lashings of ginger beer.

I can't remember if Puppet wears garments, but I was wearing a bandanna for the sake of propriety. The frog was naked as I recall.

Folks, we need to always try to debunk these conspiracy theories. It could very well be like that notion of the airplane trails not being water vapor, but instead some kind of chemical the secret government is spraying to keep us all dumb. It's a self fulfilling prophecy, cause I don't believe in it and I'm not dumb -- at least not that I'm aware of . . .

There's only one cure [well, besides the never-fail-chant "Moar Cowbell"] and that is in the Moly Bible

There hath he lain for ages and will lie,
Battening on huge seaworms in his sleep;
Until the latter fire shall heat the deep;
Then once by man and angels to be seen,
In roaring he shall rise and on the surface die.

You totally missed the pron in Dore during the SL dark ages. The name of the castle at the moment alludes me, but deep underneath it was an Otaku's apartment complete with hentia.

The castle in question is now (or was last I checked) contained kiosks typically found on the old welcome islands. Mind you, I haven't been to a welcome island in more than 3 years...

Yamato, aka Shangri-La. I know that LisaHot Juran was recently looking for the history of that place.

Still have the boat?

Makes a carefull list of names and fur colors and shakes some of the stinking waste of her massive chitinous shell as she skuttles off to report to her dark overlords.




Dark Linden, We have a little problem.


Yessir. A group of nosy kids and a couple of Dogs. They were driving around in a psychedelic van with "Conspiracy Machine" painted on the side.

I had no reason to go there until now.

You could go to the monorail station at Mosh and watch people stare at each other.

It looks almost like a Halloween scavenger hunt. Cute, but at the same time, rather troubling that they could do all that, and yet could not spend the time or effort to make other dams or roads work right.

By the way, the ladders in the dam have climbing animation scripts. mouse over various rungs for the sit targets.

Debunk? NOOOOOOO - what if it's true??? Sometimes 'they' really are out to get us!

For the record, I present the following facts in response to queries, in no particular order:
1. Puppet is old enough in dog years to visit Zindra.
2. Puppet is naked under her fur, but usually wears a hat and a collar to look like a civilized canine.
3. Governor Linden has appeared in the form of a woman when I've seen her and heard of her being seen.


Who? He sounds scary! Will he try to eat me?

Keep the Conspiracy Machine runnin', and in the meantime, I'll claim every mountain and pee on every tree! Or is it pee in every stream? I can't remember, but I'll cover it!

I note that this area has appeared, and Salazar Jack has reported on issues elsewhere on the grid. I do wonder if there is a connection.