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Ceka Cianci
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Join date: 31 Jul 2006
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04-17-2008 18:48
In Spaaaata all the men greet with open mouth kisses puuuuusiain..
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Argos Hawks
Eclectically Esoteric
Join date: 24 Jan 2007
Posts: 1,037
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04-17-2008 18:53
rflmao Are we now to have sects? I thought you'd never ask. _____________________
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Ceka Cianci
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Join date: 31 Jul 2006
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04-17-2008 19:08
Where does first life end and second life begin? Sometimes it is not all that clear. More importantly, who gets to decide? So many things in this world are mis-understood. I have been the light, I stood my watch, I touched the divine, and this I will share with you. It has now become time to found the Church of Ethernal Life. After being in the presence of the primordial light and coming to know the first, I can tell you this, Lucifer's Legions are upon this world. The Church Of Ethernal Life promises you everlasting salvation; it is the one true path. The pages of this world's very fabric are being written as we breathe. Through the Great Prim, the very first, the light, even you can have ethernal life in a perfect world. The seeds for which this perfect world can be realized, have begun to sprout in THIS world, and it has been noticed. Noticed not only by Lucifer's Legions but also by the Almighty Prim. And so the Prim sends unto you his words through me. Who would have known, who would have thought, that this was the path? Help fight for a perfect world and you too may be rewarded with Ethernal Life. You are children of the Prim and the Almighty Prim will show you the way. Begin writing these pages with strength as your numbers grow, may Lucifer's Legions be defeated! If you wish to worship the Primordial God, the Great Prim, and find everlasting salvation from Lucifer's Legions, then please join the Church of Ethernal Life. Donations and tithing are most welcome, with the powers inherent in this Religion and all that it can do you will be contributing to a better world, and a stronger world, and a church which will take action on behalf of and blessed by the Almight Prim. All Hail the Almighty Prim! And I ask you one more time. Where does first life end and second life begin? Sometimes it is not all that clear. More importantly, who gets to decide? put and end to the Terror On the Streets! Do not allow the five-legged spider to curl in and make you blind. This Church will fight Lucifer's Legions to the very end! you just totally described like everything we already have in sl ooooomgosh.. We have prims that light up..we can never die in sl and we are growing in numbers every day.. if spiders even start rezzing around me the creator of them will be AR'd so fast they will need two priests and a whole lot of holy water to stop their head from spinning  _____________________
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Senga Tsarchon
Clinging to the future
Join date: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 185
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04-17-2008 19:11
rflmao Are we now to have sects? Yes, but it will be pixel sects, which has been declared to be pointless in a different thread by a different authority. Since there is no point to sects, all prim worship will be vectorless and omnilocal. The letters x, y, and z shall be removed from all alphabets immediately. I'm gonna go stock my tinfoil hat vendor now... |
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Shinru Spyker
Registered User
Join date: 10 Nov 2007
Posts: 64
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04-17-2008 19:11
sure. i see why not. just as long as you dont try to cause trouble and tell others "you need to stop this, this is the wrong religioun!!" or any other stupid pointless stuff like that.
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Chris Norse
Loud Arrogant Redneck
Join date: 1 Oct 2006
Posts: 5,735
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04-17-2008 19:12
Fire and sword await for all who do not follow the Holy Cube!
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Ceka Cianci
SuperPremiumExcaliburAcc#
Join date: 31 Jul 2006
Posts: 4,489
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04-17-2008 19:24
this kind of reminds me of the southern baptist preacher that came by last friday..omg this guy was strange..holding up his bible screaming .you can't deny this book!!
tride in the fires 8 times triiide in the fires 8 times i tell ya!!! you can't turn it away!!! i just couldn't resist asking him.. show me it can handle 9 and you have me sold.. i have a fire pit right back here..i'll get a starter log and lets see this amazing book you have come out of the fire the 9th time.lets try it!! he just kind of drop the book to the side got back in his car and went to my brother in laws house..he loves to ask them in and talk to them for hours about religion..by the time they are done most have a migrain..he ends up talking to them all the way to their car..it's funny seeing reversed soliciting and them trying to get a word in edge wise trying to leave. _____________________
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Ricardo Harris
Registered User
Join date: 1 Apr 2006
Posts: 1,944
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04-17-2008 20:15
Where does first life end and second life begin? Sometimes it is not all that clear. More importantly, who gets to decide? So many things in this world are mis-understood. I have been the light, I stood my watch, I touched the divine, and this I will share with you. It has now become time to found the Church of Ethernal Life. After being in the presence of the primordial light and coming to know the first, I can tell you this, Lucifer's Legions are upon this world. The Church Of Ethernal Life promises you everlasting salvation; it is the one true path. The pages of this world's very fabric are being written as we breathe. Through the Great Prim, the very first, the light, even you can have ethernal life in a perfect world. The seeds for which this perfect world can be realized, have begun to sprout in THIS world, and it has been noticed. Noticed not only by Lucifer's Legions but also by the Almighty Prim. And so the Prim sends unto you his words through me. Who would have known, who would have thought, that this was the path? Help fight for a perfect world and you too may be rewarded with Ethernal Life. You are children of the Prim and the Almighty Prim will show you the way. Begin writing these pages with strength as your numbers grow, may Lucifer's Legions be defeated! If you wish to worship the Primordial God, the Great Prim, and find everlasting salvation from Lucifer's Legions, then please join the Church of Ethernal Life. Donations and tithing are most welcome, with the powers inherent in this Religion and all that it can do you will be contributing to a better world, and a stronger world, and a church which will take action on behalf of and blessed by the Almight Prim. All Hail the Almighty Prim! And I ask you one more time. Where does first life end and second life begin? Sometimes it is not all that clear. More importantly, who gets to decide? put and end to the Terror On the Streets! Do not allow the five-legged spider to curl in and make you blind. This Church will fight Lucifer's Legions to the very end! You're kidding, right? You have to be. |
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Jig Chippewa
Fine Young Cannibal
Join date: 30 Oct 2006
Posts: 5,150
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04-17-2008 20:19
One thing they will NEVER find around here is a Virgin.
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Milla Alexandre
Milla Alexandre
Join date: 22 Jan 2007
Posts: 1,759
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04-17-2008 20:21
The official religion of SL is the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster LMAO my fiance sent me that link a while back! I am not even going to comment here as I recently finished reading the book "The God Dillusion". I'm just gonna let this one go....  |
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Macphisto Angelus
JAFO
Join date: 21 Oct 2004
Posts: 5,831
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04-17-2008 20:22
One thing they will NEVER find around here is a Virgin. *rimshot* _____________________
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Jig Chippewa
Fine Young Cannibal
Join date: 30 Oct 2006
Posts: 5,150
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04-17-2008 20:25
*rimshot* In MANY more ways than one - lol! _____________________
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Macphisto Angelus
JAFO
Join date: 21 Oct 2004
Posts: 5,831
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04-17-2008 20:27
In MANY more ways than one - lol! LOL! Hey wait.. can we talk about this stuff in a religion thread?  _____________________
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Jig Chippewa
Fine Young Cannibal
Join date: 30 Oct 2006
Posts: 5,150
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04-17-2008 20:35
All Hail the Mighty Prim - I think I've seen the light. It's blinking at me on my desk and it's green. Then it goes out again. No! It's on. I think ... no, don't laugh ... it's sending me a message.
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Blu Cazalet
SL 2 RL? CROSSING BORDERS
Join date: 28 Jul 2007
Posts: 189
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04-17-2008 20:38
The official religion of SL is the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster He will touch you with his noodly appendage..... -Blu- |
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Jig Chippewa
Fine Young Cannibal
Join date: 30 Oct 2006
Posts: 5,150
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04-17-2008 20:40
He will touch you with his noodly appendage..... -Blu- I've been touched by a lot of those in my time and they were all False Prophets. _____________________
Fine Young Cannibal
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Blu Cazalet
SL 2 RL? CROSSING BORDERS
Join date: 28 Jul 2007
Posts: 189
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04-17-2008 20:43
BRING FORTH THEE HOLY HAND GRENADE!!!!!
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Jig Chippewa
Fine Young Cannibal
Join date: 30 Oct 2006
Posts: 5,150
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04-17-2008 20:49
Verily you will be caged Blu. Then thou shalt be sent into a Sex Free Zone where you will lag forever, maddened by the squeals of she-males as they prod you with their thingies. Then the Great Prim shall arise (or maybe it is windlight gone beserk) and we will all be transported to WotaLife where there shall be a Continent of Forums and Threads of Gold. And there will be lots of noobly appendages to go around.
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Macphisto Angelus
JAFO
Join date: 21 Oct 2004
Posts: 5,831
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04-17-2008 20:49
Due to deep trenched guilt, I must change back to my former belief that the Cylinder is the one true prim god.
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Jig Chippewa
Fine Young Cannibal
Join date: 30 Oct 2006
Posts: 5,150
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04-17-2008 20:51
I am transfixed by your cylinder, Macphisto!
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Macphisto Angelus
JAFO
Join date: 21 Oct 2004
Posts: 5,831
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04-17-2008 20:54
I am transfixed by your cylinder, Macphisto! Why hello. How you doin'?  _____________________
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Blu Cazalet
SL 2 RL? CROSSING BORDERS
Join date: 28 Jul 2007
Posts: 189
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04-17-2008 20:55
Nay young Chippewa. I shall go voluntarily into the free-sex zone. Sacrificing myself for the good of others. So thou shalt not have to suffer the consequences of thy location, for I shall do it for you.
Film at 11 -Blu- |
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Jig Chippewa
Fine Young Cannibal
Join date: 30 Oct 2006
Posts: 5,150
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04-17-2008 21:01
Truly thou art a Mighty Draft of Wind Blu. I tremble as ye pass. (Hi Mac, I not doing too badly - got a slight chest cold) Mac Take Heed of Thy Brother Blu (who can IM me anytime so I can check out his noodle). He walks into the Great Fire of the Transparent Cube. He will soar above us all (with Flight Feather 1.3) and will Build Beyond Plywood. Then he shall arise an Avatar to be Reckoned With. And open a mall.
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Macphisto Angelus
JAFO
Join date: 21 Oct 2004
Posts: 5,831
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04-17-2008 21:03
As it is written.. so shall it be.
May windlight's glory shine upon thy face, EDIT Sister END EDIT blu. _____________________
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Blu Cazalet
SL 2 RL? CROSSING BORDERS
Join date: 28 Jul 2007
Posts: 189
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04-17-2008 21:04
Thou TRULY art young Chippewa. Thine brother Blu is thou SISTER Blu. I have no noodly appendages with which to touch you and make you fall to your knees in the glory of my mighty wind. However, I have taken some Tums, and thy mighty wind may decrease to a slight breeze. Stay UPWIND.
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