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Miko Masukami
Retired Mistress
Join date: 13 Sep 2006
Posts: 90
10-22-2009 08:40
I have 1 horny Rooster and two Hens as well as 4 baby chicks , 1 male , 3 female.
Sadly, I cannot keep them, so if anyone would like to have them for free let me know and I will ship them to you free of charge.
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Conifer Dada
Hiya m'dooks!
Join date: 6 Oct 2006
Posts: 3,716
10-22-2009 08:45
Would they be good in a curry?
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Dekka Raymaker
thinking very hard
Join date: 4 Feb 2007
Posts: 3,898
10-22-2009 08:48
From: Conifer Dada
Would they be good in a curry?

Only if they were very fat
Riseon Kosten
*Rizzy*
Join date: 27 Apr 2008
Posts: 305
10-22-2009 08:48
Congradulations Miko. I had to do a double take on this thread. I should know better than to be surprised about reading a thread involving horny roosters and free chicks. But still, it got me at first ^_^
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Miko Masukami
Retired Mistress
Join date: 13 Sep 2006
Posts: 90
10-22-2009 08:48
I am sure they would be :-)
With this nasty flu going around, you may be wise to start a chicken soup company ;-)
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Miko Masukami
Retired Mistress
Join date: 13 Sep 2006
Posts: 90
10-22-2009 08:49
Smiles well if I would have titled it free sion chickens noone would even look at it lol
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Arielyn Docherty
I DO Believe in Santa!
Join date: 3 Jul 2007
Posts: 625
10-22-2009 08:51
When you say "horny rooster" you're talking feathers right? 'Cause if not, contact me inworld.
Miko Masukami
Retired Mistress
Join date: 13 Sep 2006
Posts: 90
10-22-2009 08:55
What you do with him is your business, but I would suggest indoors or on Zindra winks
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Pserendipity Daniels
Assume sarcasm as default
Join date: 21 Dec 2006
Posts: 8,839
10-22-2009 08:55
I'd prefer the "Money for Nothing" option.

Pep (An 80's allusion.)

PS My situation might be bad but I am not in dire straits.
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Arielyn Docherty
I DO Believe in Santa!
Join date: 3 Jul 2007
Posts: 625
10-22-2009 08:58
From: Miko Masukami
What you do with him is your business, but I would suggest indoors or on Zindra winks


LOLOLOLOL! Ok, now THAT was funny!
Meade Paravane
Hedgehog
Join date: 21 Nov 2006
Posts: 4,845
10-22-2009 08:58
/me pouts.

This thread isn't at all about what I thought it would be about.
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Aeslyn Dae
over and out
Join date: 12 Jul 2007
Posts: 453
10-22-2009 09:03
From: Pserendipity Daniels
I'd prefer the "Money for Nothing" option.

Pep (An 80's allusion.)

PS My situation might be bad but I am not in dire straits.


Damn! Too slow. When I read the heading I was going to make a joke about that song. :p

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Arielyn Docherty
I DO Believe in Santa!
Join date: 3 Jul 2007
Posts: 625
10-22-2009 09:06
From: Aeslyn Dae
Damn! Too slow. When I read the heading I was going to make a joke about that song. :p

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OK, now I know I need a nap. Until you pointed out the obvious, I totally missed that!!! lolol :: off to sleep ::
Miko Masukami
Retired Mistress
Join date: 13 Sep 2006
Posts: 90
10-22-2009 09:07
since you are off to sleep how about a nice feather pillow?
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Arielyn Docherty
I DO Believe in Santa!
Join date: 3 Jul 2007
Posts: 625
10-22-2009 09:08
From: Miko Masukami
since you are off to sleep how about a nice feather pillow?


LOLOLOLOL!!! You do have a wicked sense of humor....lololol.
Miko Masukami
Retired Mistress
Join date: 13 Sep 2006
Posts: 90
10-22-2009 09:11
No, I am just desperate to find a good home for these hawt chicks ;-)
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Miko Masukami
Retired Mistress
Join date: 13 Sep 2006
Posts: 90
10-22-2009 11:15
Thankyou everyone, the chickens have found a loving home now. :-)
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Lindal Kidd
Dances With Noobs
Join date: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 8,371
10-22-2009 12:36
Wait, don't go! Your forum title says "Retired Mistress"...your signature says "Former Retired Mistress".

Which raises a couple of questions...

- Are you retired, or not?

- If your sig is right and you're a "former retired Mistress", does that mean that you are a Mistress again? Or does it mean you've stopped being a Mistress, retired or otherwise, and are now just a humble chicken rancher? Or, since you've sold your chicks, have you found another way to feather your nest?
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Lindal Kidd
Lexxi Gynoid
#'s 86000, 97800
Join date: 6 Aug 2007
Posts: 3,732
10-22-2009 13:03
I've heard of subbie nekos, cowgirls, piggirls, ponygirls, puppygirls, but I have never heard of chicken-girls.
Rhonda Huntress
Kitteh Herder
Join date: 21 Dec 2008
Posts: 1,823
10-22-2009 13:06
From: Lexxi Gynoid
I've heard of subbie nekos, cowgirls, piggirls, ponygirls, puppygirls, but I have never heard of chicken-girls.

http://www.echonyc.com/~dzigun/img/chicken-girl-promo.jpg
Ceka Cianci
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Join date: 31 Jul 2006
Posts: 4,489
10-22-2009 13:50


Now look at them yo-yos thats the way you do it
You play the guitar on the mtv
That aint workin thats the way you do it
Money for nothin and chicks for free
Now that aint workin thats the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys aint dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb

We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour tvs

See the little bad word with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy thats his own hair
That little bad word got his own jet airplane
That little bad word hes a millionaire

We gotta install microwave ovesns
Custom kitchens deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour tvs

I shoulda learned to play the guitar
I shoulda learned to play them drums
Look at that mama, she got it stickin in the camera
Man we could have some fun
And hes up there, whats that? hawaiian noises?
Bangin on the bongoes like a chimpanzee
That aint workin thats the way you do it
Get your money for nothin get your chicks for free

We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour tvs, lord

Now that aint workin thats the way you do it
You play the guitar on the mtv
That aint workin thats the way you do it
Money for nothin and your chicks for free
Money for nothin and chicks for free
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DancesWithRobots Soyer
Registered User
Join date: 7 Apr 2006
Posts: 701
10-22-2009 14:08
/me ponders the efficacy of a prim chicken brain vs a prim baby brain as a co-processor for his spaceship.

/me recalls the story of Mike the rooster living for months without a head and decides to keep waiting for a bored mother av.
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Lindal Kidd
Dances With Noobs
Join date: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 8,371
10-22-2009 14:11
From: DancesWithRobots Soyer
/me ponders the efficacy of a prim chicken brain vs a prim baby brain as a co-processor for his spaceship.

/me recalls the story of Mike the rooster living for months without a head and decides to keep waiting for a bored mother av.


I am NOT, absolutely, positively NOT going to help you potty train your spaceship! :eek:
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Lindal Kidd
Lexxi Gynoid
#'s 86000, 97800
Join date: 6 Aug 2007
Posts: 3,732
10-22-2009 14:19
From: Lindal Kidd
I am NOT, absolutely, positively NOT going to help you potty train your spaceship! :eek:

Why would a bored mother need to be potty trained?
Miko Masukami
Retired Mistress
Join date: 13 Sep 2006
Posts: 90
10-22-2009 21:59
Smiles
I was a Mistress, then I retired, then I came out of retirement ..kinda
it's a long story that ended up with a yardfull of noisy, hungry chicks...kinda like before I retired..hmmm
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