The New Group Aginst The Wwiiolers

***tears rolln down cheeks****

**strangled on beverage**......oh gawd......lmfao.....*wipes tears*

Cubey, you rule. Somehow it's actually funnier that way.

unless they were scattn......

True, very, very true...

OMG Cubey, i havent laughed this hard in weeks..thankyou so much, i needed that


and is it possible for any adult to spell associate so badly<shudder> gotta be a hoaxy

Valley Girl version.

Recently like, you know, about 2 days before i wrote this message there was like, you know, a group over head of the big shopping mall beside Jessie Like, they were intent on killing the wwiiolers. Each one was like, you know, dressed in a tux bearing I think a m60 machine gun. Basically I took control of the matters at Jessie. I joined up with another person who was like, you know, friends with the wwiiolers Like, then later, i seguated at scoped their base in Jessie. One was like, you know, a dj place on the shore the other they took control of from the wwiiolers. I didn't like this so I got out my atomic blaster and of course hosed them all that is totally I think like, you know, about 8 with a few explosive bullets Like, then I was like, you know, a 2 on 2 war cause clint a wwiioler member was like, you know, still naked saying he was going to get laid. Anyhow like we fought each other but like we forced them back me and my friend. I caught up with what looked like a major of the group and talked to him. We're friends now but like we will still fight together. Like, he told me that thay were just starting then i said you will lose in the end but he replied well see. I need more to help me defeat those dweebs as quick as like we can but for now all of use can take care of our selves. and it happend 5-10-04 hopful wishes that i will be accepted as an accosiat secerly -----raol rutledge hi

Another Ebonics version -

Recently about 2 days befo'e ah' wrote dis message dere wuz some group ova' haid uh de big shoppin' mall beside Jessie. Dey wuz intent on killin' de wwiiolers. Each one wuz dressed in some tux bearin' ah' dink a m60 machine gun. 'S coo', bro. Basically ah' took control uh de matters at Jessie. I joined down wid anoda' sucka' who wuz homeys wid de wwiiolers. Den later, ah' seguated at found deir base in Jessie. One wuz some dj place on de sho'e da damn oda' dey took control uh from de wwiiolers. ah' dun didn't likes dis so's I gots out mah' atomic blasta' and uh coursewasted dem all dat be I dink about 8 wid some few 'esplosive bullets. Den ah' wuz some 2 on 2 war cause clint some wwiiola' memba' wuz still naked sayin' he wuz goin' t'get laid. Anyhow we fought each oda' but we fo'ced dem back me and mah' homey. ah' caught down wid whut looked likes some majo' uh de group and raped t'him. WORD! We's homeys now but we gots'ta still fight togeder. Ah be baaad... He told me dat day wuz plum startin' den ah' said ya' will lose in de end but he replied well see. ah' need mo'e t'help me defeat dose dudes as quick as we kin but fo' now all uh use kin snatch care of our selves. and it happend 5-10-04 hopful wishes dat ah' gots'ta be accepted as an accosiat secerly -----raol rutledge sappnin'

This last one is the result of cleaning up most of the misspellings then feeding it through the moron translator. It's remarkably similar to the original.

Recent bou' 2 days bef'e i wrote dis message dehe was a group obeh gord of de big shoppigg mall beside Dgessie. Dey webuhre intent on killigg the, uh, the wwiiolehs. Each one was dressid in a tux bearigg I dink a m60 machine gun. Basical I took control of de mattehs at Dgessie. I dgoinid up wid anodeh pehson who was friends wid the, uh, the wwiiolehs. Den lateh, i seguatid at found deir base in Dgessie. One was a ddg place on the, ERRRR, shore de odeh dey took control of from the, uh, the wwiiolehs. I didn't like dis so I got out my atomic blasteh 'n of cusse killid dem all dat is I dink bou' 8 wid a few explosibe bullets. Den I was a 2 on 2 war cuz clint a wwiioleh membeh was still nakid sayigg he was goigg t' get laid. Anyhow webuh fought each odeh but webuh f'cid dem back me 'n my friend. Gawlly!I caught up wid what lookid like a madgor of de group 'n talkid to him. Webuh're friends now but webuh will still fite togedeh. Gawlly!He told me dat day webuhre dgust startigg den i said you will lose in the, uh, end but he repliid webuhll see. I neid more t' help me defeat dose guys as kick as webuh can but f' now all of use can take care of our selbes. and it happend 5-10-04 hopful wishes dat i will be acceptid as an accosiat seceh -----raol rutleje hi

I HOPE YOU TAKE THEM ALL OUT OK, GOOD GOOD GOOD OK GOOD. U B OK AND KILL ALL THEM!!!!!!111!!!!!!

Hey Essence, you need to do a leet speak version.

I love how he ENDS the message with HI

Umm, would that be "CHHHHHAAARRRRGGGGGEEEE IITTTT"

Oh wait. I apologize, that is what this kid did with his Dad's Credit Card.

You left out the part 'we're reckless and crazy and WE'RE MINORS!'

I GOT WWIIONLINE JUST TO SEE WHAT ALL THE HYPE WAS ABOOT BUT THEN WHEN I TRIED TO QUIT, THEY SAID ok BUT THEY CHARGED MY CREDIT CARD BUT I FIGURED IT WOULD STOP BUT IT DIDN'T AND THEY'VE CHARGED ME FOR FOURTH MONTHS AND ALMOST EVERY DAY I USE THE FORM ON THEIR WEBSITE TO ASK THEM TO STOP CHARGING MY VISA BUT THEY KEEP DOING IT BECAUSE I DONT REMEMBER MY USERNAME OR PASSWORD SO I ASKED FOR MY PASSWORD RESET BUT THEY DONT REPLY SO I CALLED THE NUMBER LISTED ON THEIR WEBSITE BUT IT'S JUST A RECORDED MESSAGE TELLING ME TO USE THEIR FORM SO THEN I GOT IN A FIGHT WITH VISA BECAUSE THEY WOULDNT DO ANYTHING UNLESS I SENT A REGISTERED LETTER BUT I NEVER LEAVE MY APARTMENT SO GOING TO THE POST OFFICE IS OUT OF THE QUESTION.

true story. sup everyone!

OMFG ITS JACK DIGERIDOO!!!! WELCOME BACK JACK!!!!!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I had fun owning about 3 ww2ers last night. I will gladly do it agian too!

How did you own them, Ryen?

hey jack.

/me waves both hands radically.

(we can do that now)

I used a subero, syank nomad was using the homing weapons (which he still has turned on me, and which I did report). Even though syank was using a bullet based weapon, a (physical) homing missle weapon, and a homing, non physical plasma ball weapon. I was able to take him out muiltple times (only being killed when talking to friends or when the sim/I lagged).

Hank we all know you a minor

Interesting. How to do you keep track of the number
of kills? How do you avoid homing missiles? I'm really
curious, because my sense is that it's dang difficult to get
a really organized frag fest going, with the tools available.
(Too easy to make kills and be killed, in other words.)

Hamlet, I shouldnt reveal my secrets but I will

To avoid homing missles(physical) - anything moving too fast will go through the avatar - too fast is just 1 m/s above avatar speed - so homing missles will always be traveling behind you, simply cross a sim and they are gone. Or simply shoot them, seeing as they die once they hit something

To avoid homing missles(non physical) - Simply keep flying (the sensor is always a second or so behind the avatar) and cross a sim to kill them.

I simply counted the times he disappeared (we were the only two shooting, and it was damn fun!).

Hamlet, once we get our sim ill introduce you to celina, that should solve 100% of combat system problems

Great. Even MORE minors. *Sigh*

Devlin no worries, I have been traveling to jessie once in a while to keep em in check >

> Hamlet, once we get our sim ill introduce you to celina,
> that should solve 100% of combat system problems

Cool, bring it!

Thanks for the info on homing missiles and such, Ryen.
Are there frag matches where's there's a judge tallying
kills and making sure no one cheats?