The New Group Aginst The Wwiiolers

RESENTLY ABOUT 2 DAYS BEFORE I WROTE THIS MESAGE THER WAS A GRUOP OVER HEAD OF THE BIG SHOOPING MALL BESIDE JESSIE. THEY WHER INTENT ON KILLING THE WWIIOLERS. EACH ONE WAS DRESSED IN A TUX BEARING I THINK A M60 MACHINE GUN. BASICLY I TOOK CONTROL OF THE MATTERS AT JESSIE. I JOINED UP WITH ANOTHER PERSON WHO WAS FREINDS WITH THE WWIIOLERS. THEN LATER, I SEGUATED AT FOUND THER BASE IN JESSIE. ONE WAS A DJ PLACE ON THE SHORE THE OTHER THAY TOOK CONTROL OF FROM THE WWIIOLERS. I DIDNT LIKE THIS SO I GOT OUT MY ATOMIC BLASTER AND OF COURSE KILLED THEM ALL THAT IS I THINK ABOUT 8 WITH A FEW EXPLOSIVE BULLETS. THEN I WAS A 2 ON 2 WAR CAUSE CLIINT A WWIIOLER MEMBER WAS STILL NAKED SAYING HE WAS GOIN TO GET LAID. ANYHOW WE FOUGHT EACH OTHER BUT WE FORCED THEM BACK ME AND MY FREIND. I CAUGHT UP WITH WHAT LOOKED LIKE A MAJOR OF THE GROUP AND TALKED TO HIM. WHER FREINDS NOW BUT WHE WILL STILL FIGHT TOGETHER. HE TOLD ME THAT THAY WHER JUST STARTING THEN I SAID YOU WILL LOSE IN THE END BUT HE REPLIED WELL SEE. I NEED MORE TO HELP ME DEFEAT THOSE GUYS AS QIUK AS WE CAN BUT FOR NOW ALL OF USE CAN TAKE CARE OF OUR SELFS. AND IT HAPPEND 5-10-04
HOPFUL WISHES THAT I WILL BE ACCEPTED AS AN ACCOSIAT SECERLY -----RAOL RUTLEDGE hi

Umm. . . yeah.

Darwin? Want to address this?

I.. do not.. endorse this product.. and or..

oh who am I kidding..

Minor alert! Minor alert! Attention all Lindens!

caps lock Caps Lock CAPS LOCK!!!

Oh my god, how minorish can this post get? Typing in freakin CAPS, the WORST spelling ever, and I dont think you even used some kind of correct grammar.


1. Be banned.

2. Be banned.

3. Be banned.

4. Be banned.

5. Be banned.

6. Be banned.

To me it screams - kid alert! kid alert!

So what grade are you in Raol?

Rumor says he just finished the 3rd grade.

I refuse to believe this isn't an elaborate troll.

Well, it COULD be Darwin. He has been known to do this kinda thing before.

My superhuman, highly-trained English Teacher's spider senses detect inconsistiences in the assumed style of this post.

I also think that 10% of the characters used here were post-consumer product. Possibly %4 percent of them originated in Canada.


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Did the word didlo come up in that post anywhere? That would be a dead give away.

Hey. Sup.

Anyway, if the grammar police and the capslock patrol both miss you, I'm sure the maturity squad won't. Let's not turn this into a flamewar, guys... let's just make this a laughing pit. After all, this is the FARKING FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!

Whoo, looks like my time has come. *gets out red pen*

"RESENTLY ABOUT 2 DAYS BEFORE I WROTE THIS MESAGE THER WAS A GRUOP OVER HEAD OF THE BIG SHOOPING MALL BESIDE JESSIE. "
Did someone say SHOOPING? I love to go shooping! Lets go shooping together! Maybe we can even do it in a gruop.

"THEN I WAS A 2 ON 2 WAR CAUSE CLIINT A WWIIOLER MEMBER WAS STILL NAKED SAYING HE WAS GOIN TO GET LAID." Ooh, 2 on 2 action.

"TAKE CARE OF OUR SELFS. AND IT HAPPEND 5-10-04" Oh, it happend 5-10, eh? WELL THANK GOD YOU TOLD ME THAT! I was about to think it happened 5-11, in which case it owuld be totally irrelevant.

"HOPFUL WISHES THAT I WILL BE ACCEPTED AS AN ACCOSIAT SECERLY " (no comment)

(Quickly shakes head and makes that noise Wilma Flintstone makes when she is stunned).

Folks are busy picking on spelling and such. I want to say, take out the periods in the sentences. It will make the post more in touch with the CAPSLOCK and 'grammur'. Like so:


"RESENTLY ABOUT 2 DAYS BEFORE I WROTE THIS MESAGE THER WAS A GRUOP OVER HEAD OF THE BIG SHOOPING MALL BESIDE JESSIE THEY WHER INTENT ON KILLING THE WWIIOLERS EACH ONE WAS DRESSED IN A TUX BEARING I THINK A M60 MACHINE GUN BASICLY I TOOK CONTROL OF THE MATTERS AT JESSIE I JOINED UP WITH ANOTHER PERSON WHO WAS FREINDS WITH THE WWIIOLERS THEN LATER I SEGUATED AT FOUND THER BASE IN JESSIE ONE WAS A DJ PLACE ON THE SHORE THE OTHER THAY TOOK CONTROL OF FROM THE WWIIOLERS I DIDNT LIKE THIS SO I GOT OUT MY ATOMIC BLASTER AND OF COURSE KILLED THEM ALL THAT IS I THINK ABOUT 8 WITH A FEW EXPLOSIVE BULLETS THEN I WAS A 2 ON 2 WAR CAUSE CLIINT A WWIIOLER MEMBER WAS STILL NAKED SAYING HE WAS GOIN TO GET LAID ANYHOW WE FOUGHT EACH OTHER BUT WE FORCED THEM BACK ME AND MY FREIND I CAUGHT UP WITH WHAT LOOKED LIKE A MAJOR OF THE GROUP AND TALKED TO HIM WHER FREINDS NOW BUT WHE WILL STILL FIGHT TOGETHER HE TOLD ME THAT THAY WHER JUST STARTING THEN I SAID YOU WILL LOSE IN THE END BUT HE REPLIED WELL SEE I NEED MORE TO HELP ME DEFEAT THOSE GUYS AS QIUK AS WE CAN BUT FOR NOW ALL OF USE CAN TAKE CARE OF OUR SELFS AND IT HAPPEND 5-10-04 HOPFUL WISHES THAT I WILL BE ACCEPTED AS AN ACCOSIAT SECERLY RAOL RUTLEDGE hi"


Think he got worked up at the end there and the capslock came off, so he had to cut the paragraph short due to lack of having any ability to keep it uniform with all caps.

Can't let you have all the fun Darwin. ; P

Ok I put this though a high-powered on-line translator and here is what I got:

RESENTLY about 2 MEETS, BEFORE I WROTE THIS MESAGE THER, a GRUOP ABOUT THE HEAD of the big SHOPPING CENTER SHOOPING beside JESSIE WAS THEY INTENTION WHER WITH THE HOMICIDE of the WWIIOLERS EVERYBODY ONE IT WAS DRESSED IN A DINNER JACKET which CARRIES me, basic THINK a M60 MACHINE GUN I TOOK CONTROL OF THE THINGS in JESSIE I BECAME WITH AN OTHER PERSON A SOLDIER WHO WAS FREINDS with the WWIIOLERS THEN LATE I SEGUATED in the FOUND THER base in JESSIE, ONE WAS a DJ's place ON THE COAST I TOOK FROM THE OTHER CONTROL THAY of the WWIIOLERS DIDNT LIKE THUS I got out MY ATOM BLASTER AND KILLED you ALL natural WHICH IS, I THINK 8 with some EXPLOSIVE THEN ROLL I WAS 2 on CLIINT OF THE CAUSE of 2 GET a member WWIIOLER WAR STILL THE NAKED REMARK IT WAS GOIN WHICH IS LAID ANYHOW, WE FOUGHT WITH EACH OTHER, BUT WE FORCED you BACK I AND MY FREIND I caught up WHAT TRENCHES LIKE A MAJOR HIM IT LOOKED AND

[translator crashed horribly at this point]

I think it makes a bit more sense now, but the only part I really understand was one or more people were wearing dinner jackets.

why do y'all think this is a child? we have adults that post like this. the caps are a bit much; but i've tried to read quite a few such non-grammatical ramblings posted by well established members of the community.

i've always assumed it was some sort of coded verbage that i was just to uncool to understand.

But... Adults don't go SHOOPING...

Shoop shoop de boop? yaaaaaaah?

RESENTLY ABOUT 2 DAYS BEFORE meh WROTE THIS MESAGE THER waz A GRUOP OVER HEAD o da BIG SHOOPING MALL BESIDE JESSIE. da hatahs WHER INTENT ON KILLING da WWIIOLERS. EACH ONE waz DRESSED IN A TUX BEARING meh THINK A M60 MACHINE GUN. BASICLY meh borrowed CONTROL o' da MATTERS AT JESSIE. meh JOINED UP WITH ANOTHER busta hoo waz homies WITH da WWIIOLERS. THEN LATER, meh SEGUATED AT FOUND THER BASE IN JESSIE. ONE waz A DJ PLACE ON da SHORE da OTHER THAY borrowed CONTROL o' FROM da WWIIOLERS. meh DIDNT LIKE THIS SO meh GOT OUT mah ATOMIC BLASTER an' o' COURSE KILLED THEM ALL THAT iz meh THINK ABOUT 8 WITH A FEW EXPLOSIVE BULLETS. THEN meh waz A 2 ON 2 WAR CAUSE CLIINT A WWIIOLER MEMBER waz STILL NAKED SAYING da hatah waz GOIN ta GET LAID. ANYHOW WE FOUGHT EACH OTHER BUT WE FORCED THEM BACK ME an' mah homie. meh CAUGHT UP WITH wa'tch LOOKED LIKE A MAJOR o' da GROUP an' TALKED ta HIM. WHER homies NOW BUT WHE WILL STILL FIGHT TOGETHER. da hatah TOLD ME THAT THAY WHER JUST STARTING THEN meh SAID ya'll WILL LOSE IN da END BUT da hatah REPLIED WELL SEE. meh NEED MORE ta HELP ME DEFEAT THOSE GUYS AS QIUK AS WE CAN BUT fo' NOW ALL o' USE CAN TAKE CARE o' OUR SELFS. an' da thang HAPPEND 5-10-04
HOPFUL WISHES THAT meh WILL BE ACCEPTED AS AN ACCOSIAT SECERLY -----RAOL RUTLEDGE hi

Let me take another swing at this since we've all gotten our little jabs in. I'm curious Raol, what was the intention of this post? Is it a journalistic "slice of life?" Is it a recruitment drive for your new group? Or is it a sort of tossing down the gauntlet to the opposing general, challenging him to reply?

Assuming you are still around and didn't get banned because (or if) you are a minor, I'd really love to know more about your rationale. Any updates? How is the war going? Are the fighters in dinner jackets still battling on or have they been defeated?

If it walks like a minor, and talks like a minor, then...BAN IT!

RESENTLY EBOOoT 2 DEYS BEFORE I VROTE THIS MESEGE THER VES A GROoOP OoFER HEED OoF THE BIG SHOOPING MELL BESIDE JESSIE. THEY VHER INTENT OoN KILLING THE VVIIOLERS. IECH OoNE VES DRESSED IN A TOoX BEERING I THINK A M60 MECHINE GOoN. BESICLY I TOOK CONTROL OoF THE METTERS ET JESSIE. I JOINED UP VITH ENOTHER PERSON VHO VES FREINDS VITH THE VVIIOLERS. THEN LETER, I SEGOoETED ET FOOoND THER BESE IN JESSIE. OoNE VES A DJ PLECE OoN THE SHORE THE OoTHER THEY TOOK CONTROL OoF FROM THE VVIIOLERS. I DIDNT LIKE THIS SO I GOT OoOoT MY ETOMIC BLESTER END OoF COOoRSE KILLED THEM ELL THET IS I THINK EBOOoT 8 VITH A FEV IXPLOSIFE BOoLLETS. THEN I VES A 2 OoN 2 VER CEOoSE CLIINT A VVIIOLER MEMBER VES STILL NEKED SEYING HE VES GOIN TO GET LEID. ENYHOV VE FOOoGHT IECH OoTHER BOoT VE FORCED THEM BECK ME END MY FREIND. I CEOoGHT UP VITH VHET LOOKED LIKE A MEJOR OoF THE GROOoP END TELKED TO HIM. VHER FREINDS NOV BOoT VHE VILL STILL FIGHT TOGETHER. HE TOLD ME THET THEY VHER JOoST STERTING THEN I SEID YOOo VILL LOSE IN THE IND BOoT HE REPLIED VELL SEE. I NEED MORE TO HELP ME DEFEET THOSE GOoYS ES QIOoK ES VE CEN BOoT FOR NOV ELL OoF USE CEN TEKE CERE OoF OoOoR SELFS. END IT HEPPEND 5-10-04 HOPFOoL VISHES THET I VILL BE ECCEPTED ES EN ECCOSIET SECERLY -----REOL ROoTLEDGE hee

I couldn't help it. I had to edit this one for clarity. It was tough, but I think this is what he was *trying* to say: