Slut Magazine

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
brandi tryin to mind control Jumpy...we aint havin that! but ya in! O N E of my flunkies will be around to to lay down the particulars soon. it'll all be for the aug ish, due out mid-july!
wwho am i -other than the (pg) gosh darn jumpman...
who am i to silence A N Y of the singing voices of the MFSL...

so you're in...but not like flynn...and tell any of ya thug buddies to kep it on the DL...i aint tryin to know nothin bout all that bull sheeyat!!!!

and swing by the orgy on the 30th ... that should stir things up a bit!

mmmmm....the DL, that is what the thugz say. It can be our little secret. Most people don't even know I'm packin' heat baby. That's what they call passable luv.

Where is the orgy on the 30th? and at what time? I may bring a few friends as long as we are truly welcome. We can keep it all on the DL baby.

Brandi...xxx

sheeyat aint no mf secrect between us!!!! man d@mn the DL ...that was just an expression...

i got like 5 people linin up to interview you though...who knew!!!!

i'm working on the slurl for the party... it'll start at 3pm sl time or eastern standard but i keep forgettin which...

check the mag for the exact deets!

come and bring whoever ya want! we're havin an orgy... You and your pals should add a nice twist! lol!

and every gd body is welcome!!!!
this a jumpy lane party! only one person can ban me and she crazy... mind gone from eatin too many kangeroo sandwiches (yep she's an aussie girl and that's all the deets i'm comin off on her!)

i'm gonna do what i wanna do! and you can come and do what ya wanna do too! just i'm gonna be over here doin it and you do it over there!

and if any of ya'll know a linden or ashne chung...bring them mf's too! i'm 1 person away from interviewin ashne's first boss...back when she was flippin wood for linden dollars!

i know she freaky...i gotta have her! i want her!....i'm the gd jumpman! the mfsl is mine!

beeyotches!

they gonna have to lock this thread down!...bfore Jumpy can't hop and pop no more!


sl is a jl world...really...ya'll just in it!

HAHAHAHAHA i was saying interview ..not screw Damn is that all thats EVER on
your mind???????????????????????????

And you know I will be having some parties and BRANDI>................... you are more than welcome, send me an im, I'll get ya on the list

OMG this is Comedy gold. I feel like I'm watching a John Waters movie.....

Both you "Guys" (no offense Brandi ) definitely should get together. In any case keep it up.

haha

this thread is a riot!

hey..umm...Jumpy? ...I don't mean to rain on your parade...but...a lot of "girls" in SL are actually guys.

so, you may have already been to the "darkside" and didn't even know it.

hehe

you know that's all i have on my mind...you're havin a party today ...you better I M me!

we'll all get naked like we did at the last one...you r a wild, wild girl!!!!!

i can't get with her, she got wood! i lurked over to her site...it's on her profile her in the forums (maybe i should be sayin H I S !!!!lol) it's R EAL freaky...too freaky for the gd jumpman! but jumpy bring out hoes!!!!!

so i gotta let the whole world know exactly what's inside brandi's head! you might not be ready! i sure as sheyat won't!!!

jumpy's mind slamed shut from all that d@m weirdness! but people luv it so they got to get!

jumpy just aint gonna take her by the hand...i got a million friends and flunkies that want to though!

so keep ya gd eyes peeled ...brandi bout to jump out at ya...make ya say "ahhhhhh...what's that!...dont put that there!"

and Jumpy gonna film it!

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! not the darkside....
that's why on a certain level i respect brandi...cause it's a guy in a girls avi lettin the wood hang out! that's why brandi is def welcome and will get the chance to shine and glow through out the mfsl! ...just a few steps back from Jumpy's hind quarters! cause i'm J U M P Y!!!!

i used to think i could spot em...just talk all crazy and offensive...but now everyone expects it and just goes with is so jumpy don't know W H O he stickin with the stunt wood...

i wake up in cold swaets wonderin what the did in The MFSL...

It does not surprise me that your boys are lining up to get with me hun. I told you all the thugz love my style!

Glad to hear that everyone will be welcome at your party sweetie. Providing a "twist" is what I'm all about. ; )

I agree with you Jumpy when you say it's not an SL world...

Thing is it ain't a JL world....

It's a BL...world, and you just woke up in it.

No need to keep that on the DL! lol

Thanks for the invite Kimber. I'll take you up on that for sure.

No offense taken Brenda, I do have the plumbing!

Thanks for the sensitivity to using proper gender pronouns. I appreciate it hun.

Brandi...xxx

Freaky for sure hun! That's what I'm all about. Glad you stopped by.

By the way as far us us getting together, I don't think I'm going to stop trying 'til I'm leading the Jumpman around the grid on a leash. ; )

Jumpah gonna get stoopid on the downlow!

d@m if i didn't just wake up in it!!!!! lol

everybody gonna love you!

brandi , i aint got time to learn no new tricks, i gotta spend all my free time readin up on that gorean crap,
i got a lil kangaroo-and-mustard-sandwhich-eatin. lil Aussie kajira slave girl i got my eye on!

but you can ledd my buddy Bane around with a coller...he ready now...he's luna-tic! hhe'll suck ya toes!

brenda let me find out your are Austrailian and have been eatin kangaroo sandwiches too.

i hear tell all them aussie girls grow up on them things...square biz ...
and it drives them crazy!

cause you sound like you have completely lost your mind..
jumpy aint doin nothing on the dl with nobody...
i'm snappin snaps and prinit shizzy for all the world to see!

that's just how jumpy does his things!

and i figured this much out...i can't shine and glow in a sausage factory, i'm real dim at weenie roasts!,

but i bring out hoes! all shapes sizes colors, even nekos and furries! if the world want it jumpy gonna bring it out!

for all the mfsl to see...

with jumpy sparklin the whole gd time!

LOL....

Sorry slick. Brenda's an All American Girl Next Door.

oh so you just naturally crazy then

you better N E V E R eat a mustrard and kangeroo sam-ich then...

you wont have any mind left to think with...start hearin voices and everthing!
and i saw ya over in that slave thread!
i might have to slap a collar around your neck


Jumpy Lincoln Lane might just start collectin slaves!

Jumpy Darling,

I made a post on my blog just for you baby. It's short, sweet and to the point.

Thanx for being you luv.

I'm sure you bookmarked the site, but just in case we wanna keep it real for the DL...

http://brandilundquist-chronicles.xlogz.com

Brandi...xxx

you're havin a good time...can't wait ta check it out...

update on jumpy Lane's Insaneorgy party!
it's on...the slurl is at the mag...check it out
(or this is it for sliprocks http://slurl.com/secondlife/Hikuelo/199/102/68) or look on my profile jumpman lane under orgy for all the deets!

you can slide tright in by following the tp at the bottom on the day of the event!

any other time ya just gonna get ya feelins hurt! security is tight.

check out the deets at the mag cause this is just an update not an add!

Jumpy darling,

I haven't heard from you since I posted that blog entry hun. I was only playin' babe.

I'll take it down if it's too much.

Brandi...xxx

OMG Brandi, that is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

i haven't read it yet...i have a million things to do sl! i'm gonna get to it!