Slut Magazine

i'm not brenda... tomorrow's my birthday....i'll be 1 month!


i hang out in the ballrooms now...just to needle the oldies!!!!!

their time is done....

they're scripted graves... to dump th=eir tired dried up avis in....

scripted them so they can spin....


when Jumpy takes over the world...


and that's M R. L A N E... all you oldie scum!


I T ' S A N E W N A A A A A A A A A M E!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just think it's funny. If you don't like it, don't look at it. Keep pumping Jumpman!

PS - Funny how the people who are "offended" couldn't resist and had to click on thru to see.

I guess we of the same name think alike. I read it at work today, and couldn't stop laughing. Good thing I was behind closed doors. You have epitomized..."Your World, Your Imagination:. Pay no attention to those Ivy Covered relics.

I thought it was kinda funny. Keep it up Jumpman!

you know i will!!!!!

and it's only gonna get funnier!

dont get caught readin at work lol

heehee

i give him 2 weeks then he and his silly bird cage liner will be banned, at least from the forums.

jeeze gotta luv Emenim fans


you know what? get ya freak on bro....get the paper, get the money while ya can. no i didnt read the mag, as porn for porns sake isnt my cup of tea. but so what ya gotta do.

You go dude! Most newbies step outta the Orientation Island womb asking two things...how do I have sex and how do I make money. You're helping in at least one of those realms. I'm a cranky oldster Myself and think your grammar's atrocious, but your spirit and sense of humor kick ass! It's your world, have a blast with it!

marshall Mathers is the man!!!!! I'm down with M!


and they can't stop me...
true soldja...
na na na na na...

i ain't no artist...i'm a po' nograher

the last sl porno mag i read actually quoted dante....on it's contens page...

well i'm gonna quote some H O E S ...all through my shizzy....

i might move to boston and be Jumpy Linden....

then what?

Y O U might get banned....

at least from the forums...


cause i'm on the rise...i'm floatin to the tizzy teee-op!
all you oldies who never had sl sex...i know your bored...and lonely

but never fear the god d@mn Jumpman's here...
cause when i take you by the hand...
it ain't gonna be all about me dressing up like a pirate, and moonlight ballroom dancing the night away...

Jumpy's all about the get down...
hop on that pink pose ball girl..
I wanna get F R E A K Y with Yoooooooouuuuuuu!!!!!!!

Thanx Aleister!

I'm takin sl classes... hope i can learn to R E A D in one of them....

if my chosen noob travissi is broke when i track him back down....we're gonna hunt up some money trees with him!

go campin or something!!!!!


try to get him a job as a male stripper and escort in one to the clubs....and I want you to help me Aleister...if he's broke!!!!

and I'm givin out 1L$ to the best oldie in in a ballroom dress... male and female at the slutmag party....it's gonna be an orgy!! So dust off ya fomal gowns!
..buy a new wig!!! I know ya all bald under that shizzy!


check out the next ish, that's coming soon for all the details!!!!

Yeah I should know better, but this is really giving me some good laughs. ride it while you can, Jumper.

Sorry, I dont speak..errr....it looks like rap, or at least I think it's rap, I wouldn't know. I think it's attempting to do some type of posturing too, but hey, if it's rap, that's about correct.

Anyways, getting past the empty poetry....is it a good porn or just another attempt at porn for the sake of porn?


- Newfie

If you want porn, search the web, theres plenty around and SL porn is a waste of time (this is my opinion, i guess some may find avatars sexy but i prefer real women).

BUt if you watn to read something for a quick laugh read this, dont take it serious though or youll be back here complaining like all the other detractors.

man it's porn for the sake of looking at naked H O E S! what's good porn or bad porn...
long as the beeyotch is butterball without no drawls!


you must be one of those dudes that makes love to these sl hookers...
on the beach nd shizzy...
you must have a house full of kiss pose balls...

me , i carry a whip! these tricks don't hop fast enough i know how to make em hop!

i'm the gd jumpman! jumpy Lane!!!!

and you don't talk rap...see i'm an american...rap is the only education we got....
and video games....

that's why my take on the MFSL is different from all ya'lls ...
read my profile in world

I'm like tommy vercettiii gettin off that plane
vic vance gettin throwed out the army,
cj coming home
jimmy hopkins gettin dumped by his mama...

see i dont mind startting in the gutters of the mfsl

i know by hook or crook ...i'm gonna end up the King of San Andreas!!!!


so you better run weak sauce!

tell him 2 times rocketman! he just doesnot get it!

but rocketman...some of these avi's in certain lights...are quite apealling....

LoL, it's a spoof site, and a very good one.

the man's got great taste!

have to love the people who didnt even look at the site who have decided its just garbage. At least look at it before deciding that it is.

I just got done reading it - yes its definite parody, and has some funny moments.

Im interested in seeing the second one.


Ohh Jumpman - you need to get some more bling. I could almost see after looking at the glare.

I read it also... as well as the bloggers comments at the end. I too read it for what it is and found humor in it.

Suggestion for the next one... rather than 7 different angles of the same 'interaction' try for 7 different 'interactions'. You know 'playa'... change the flava up a little...

valid critisism turbo! noted!

i shine and glow e'ry where i go! I'm, Jumpy L A N E!!!! and it's not parody it's all real! swing by the slut mag party ant the end of this month in world! meet me and you will see....why i get banned a lot!


Linden labs! we need mo' islands! i 'm running outta places to go!

But what about the bling?? I litterally could still see out of the corner of my right eye after veiwing your pics.

Maybe you need someoen in your JUmp entorague to shine it after one of your "interveiws".

girl they shine it before A N D after....
don't you know who i am?
you must not know who i am...
like juggs...

i'm the god d@mn jumpman!
i can make my whole body shine and glow!

check out my iced out neck in the next ish... i did it 4 Y O U! colette!

even hid my slut mag tee!

now what ya gonna do 4 me!

i like to bend avis over and make 'em spell "run"!

so i can shout: You know i'm is!

i haven't read the rest of this..

but you're WAAYY late, Jumpman..

i created "SL:UT" years ago.. (granted i never published an ish, but still..)

i guess you've already started your rag.. so continue on.. but just know this, it's not original. well, not the name anyway.

i could still do mine i suppose.. since they're completely different from each other and a bit different in the name, "SLut" as compared to "SL:UT".


so, have fun and all, but i couldn't just say nothing, y'know? i mean no disrespect.. just had to flap my gums.