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SLU sucks, and were it not for my need to be well-informed to better protect others, I would not read or post there at all !!!!!1111!!!!!

Cale Vinson, A Concerned Citizen.

Every time you log onto SLU, a Linden cries.

And if you were a reader of SLU you would know the answer to this question.

See, why are you still reading this thread? Get on over to SLU and have fun.

You too may get two subs and a girlfriend. You'll never know until you try.

...and i approve this message.

if you haven't already, we are going to make you come. over to SLU. never a moar friendly bunch will you meet, outside the local pub. we even drink sometimes and post things. it can get hairy, but hey, who hasn't seen a bare man crack once or twice!

there are very intelligent people who frequent SLU. i am not one of them. i'm more there to provide emotional support, athletic support, and fire support (things can get hot, after all, and what's better than a nice :hug: and "f**k you mate" to keep things on the level.)

it is not myspace. we won't send you random messages asking if you want proposals of excellent marriage for fun-love and whoopy time via web camera hole...unless you look at someone all sexy and smoochy. then, you might find yourself in the middle of a juicy SLU sandwich on wry. mmmm. you're thinking about the ta-ta's, aren't you. thought so.

we have a welcome area, where you can become accustomed to the posting style, which is fairly close to a naval bombardment by rapid-fire pie cannon. (the pie tastes great. it will make you smile like you ate a frothing bowl of happy.) nobody can prove this causes cavities, so your pearly white smile will be as good as ever. this is not to say you'll get a toothpaste pie, which would be just mean, rude, and plain silly.

so come on over! board the pirate ship, grab your rum, sit down, and type your way into lighting up the dark anals of history.

your friend,

Vengence F. Opus



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SLU is the only SL related forum I read and post in.

Well, except for this one when I'm helping pimp SLU.

Edited to ask - where the hell are the "Laugh" and "Agree" and "Thanks" buttons??? Oh, yeah that's right. We can't even have BB code here. What was I thinking?

SLU?
I tried it once but didn’t inhale.

Jesus loves SLU.

My naughty picture was too shocking though and I was told I should hide it behind a link. *giggle*

Before SLU I was lethargic and suffered from lower back pain and cramping. With only 2 doses of SLU I found a spring in my step, my floors were shinier and I was able to whistle Dixie through my nostrils! Now, I'm filled with piss & vinegar and can even touch my toes without screaming out in anguish!


Thanks SLU!

Gimme an S! Gimme an L! Gimme a U!


/me cheerleads SLU!

/me throws pompoms in the air & catches them GO SLU!

/me does the splits GO SLU!

/me does a flip in the air GO SLU!

At SL Universe you can do the whole football team! Or the whole cheerleading squad!
Or the mascot! Whatever floats your boat.

GO SLU!

Come see SLU now and receive a free gift, while supplies last:

I am still trying to learn all the cool bells and whistles at SLU.

Favorite Smilies

Blogs

SL Shopper

Social Groups..

They just go on and on.

There is even a kick ass arcade there! No quarters needed.

I took time out of my busy Housewifery to pimp SLU cuz I love it so much..and I have to do it while Asher is at work because If he catches me at it he'll spank me.. wait, hmm..

and pretty colors, too!

/me whispers sheepishly....Uhm....I think SLU made me pregnant........

So you took Cristiano up up that free sex offer if you said I sent you?

Wouldn't need any bribes for Cristiano.......

Hey where is my free Psycho kit? Does it come with a hockey mask?

one of my friends joined SLU 2 weeks ago, still cannot post as she hasnt recieved her confirmation email

i've looked into this. turns out the internet is based on a series of tubes and pipes. there seems to be a clog in the pipe somewhere, probably as the result of a furball from heavy LOLcat traffic.

i've sent in a LOLdog to clear out the problem.

thank you for your patience.

I got mine immediately, I would send an email to the board admin, I expect there is an email address someplace on the site for such things (look at the small text at the page bottoms - usually a good place to find it)

Hi,

My name is Rooke Ayres, and I'm an SLU addict. I'm also one of the members responsible for occasional comic relief. I'm not sure which is worse.

But seriously...

Boys, men, ladies that like ladies, or whatever you are and like ladies - there's only one reason you should immediately come over and register at SLU...

SLU has a smilie that has bouncing boobies! ( I'd show it to you here, but then I'd probably get banned from these forums. So you have to go there to see it. )

OK, there are only two reasons you should immediately come over and register at SLU...

One, SLU has a smilie that has bouncing boobies.

Two, pictures of Sarah Nerd's avatar are so hawt that it will make you, er, um, well, you'll get the idea once you see it.

And they have Groups, Photo Albums, and Groups with Photo Albums.

Three! There are three reasons you should immediately come over and register at SLU...

One, SLU has a smilie that has bouncing boobies.

Two, pictures of Sarah Nerd's avatar are so hawt that it will make you, er, um, well, you'll get the idea once you see it.

Three, they have Groups, Photo Albums, and Groups with Photo Albums.

And besides, all of your biggest posters here are posting over there too. And they have freedom of speech! Mostly. At least a lot more than here.

So, get your buns over there, register and start having a good time. You won't be sorry!

Did I mention they also have private custom smilies, awards (but only for things worthy of awards), and avatar pictures that are twice as big as they are here? I'll bet I didn't. Get over there now.


Last but not least, we also have one of the most beautiful avatars in all of SL - Ann Launay! And her avi pic is bigger and has more detail on SLU.

Oh yeah, and we have games to play too.

Go to SLU! It's more fun than stabbing yourself in the eye with a sharp piece of glass! Or smoking weed!

she has done, twice already