Views on my blog --Memoirs of a SL Escort

i cna't tell! photograph, document that stuff! and let the world know it!

Call me a semi private hoe!

Crikey!!!! )

Nice blog, thx for ur sharing!

Guys are so imaginationally challenged. If it isn't a plain picture they can't get the idea. I always find reading text and forming my own picture much more satisfying.

oh , gee thx

then i guess you writin a semi blog
so me something jumpy wanna see!

i present hoes to the world PRO fessionally! if you expect somebdoy to read, you gotta give em a reasont to wanna read, i dare say even you brenda are daunted by aa page full of text! Just some advice for lil ol Jez. A broke down prudish hoe is just a BROKE ho! Just jumpy lendin a helpin hand, stong arms to fold you up into...you know ...Jumpy makin the whole god damn world right!

I have no idea what you meant by this, but I love it just the same. Surprisingly, I have 'clients' that do not wish to be photographed for the sake of the blog, and I, being the good schoolgirl that I am, respect their wishes.

LOL... You are silly, there are some of us, jumpy that dont have to have sex or take their clothes of to recieve payment.

Oh Jumpy, you lead only with your penis!

But you are a sex pot, just the same!

s ok jez ill still read it even though we are "so imaginationally challenged" as it's been said.
This thread has a life of it's own now.
Ah the weekend is nearly here time to live the SL high life.

GOT DAM IT I get paid to present hoes to the world! You one of them high class super dooper undercover hoes! We had a contest once where we wanted sexy pix of chix polishin off Lindens! (they people not the loot) if ya gotta em we want em! You scared to publish em we aint and we will! Just sslide em to the mag email [email]slutmagazine@yahoo.com[/email]! We an investigative-journalistic type smut rag! But if ya got any of that WSE tard or that Ginko clown keep em! They're tools and that'd be too many tools in the pix!

-ever yours,

Jumpy Lane!

Say that 2x teake you bgetter IM ME! I set it off every week end!

Ah Jumpman , you got a way with words , thats for sure
yeah mate i'll IM ya , just need to figure out these timezones. Seriously hampering my activities they are.

man i got a ton of aussie friends,
your like about a day ahead from me (east coast us)

Yep today is yesterday and yesterday is last week and last week is tomorrow.
I'm not confused at all.

Its just matchin up the times thats all am/ pm etc.

Oh my goodness. You boys crack me up!

See i know bout these austrailians, I know this one REAL HOT aussie gal, and another real freaky one..AND this rodeo clown dude i roll with ...all aussies! They go crazy form eatin all them kangaroo and mustard sandwiches! Square biz! And smearin vegamite on everything else! They even make love with that vegamite stuff!. Hook up with Teake,k Jez and do a story on it!. put that in ya blog. This one girl told me growin up kangaroo and cheese sandwiches were her fav of favs!

Man chill! we will get it together! got some craziness planned for this week. And since i got loads of international pals...all my parties are all day affairs!

For you jumpy, anything.
You heard that Teake?

Jumpman , Teake = Chilled.

Mate as long as there ain't any heads that look like a buckets full of smashed crabs ill be there, lol.
Hey eatin a live whitchety grub is the best, stick it in your mouth live and bite the head off , then chew it all down mmmmm.
Vegemite with a sandwich , what tha!! Just scoop it out with a spoon and stick that in your cake hole.
Mate, face shrivelin fun for all .

yeah i heard Jez

I almost thought you did not hear me.

He heard me but no no blog head for him.. He was not game.

Although will have pics up, just for you Jumpy in a bit!

what in the f@ckin f@ck did you just say! love that aussie lingo! gotta kick the bobo in world some more!

get that blog right girl! and keep tryin with teake! he in aussie land! they get sleepy whenh we wide tf awake

Thanks Jump.
No need to defend me though buddy.

Jez, was too tired , too irritable, too browned off with all Sl's crap freezin me while there and couldn't open the inv and as you saw when i tried to go.
Had to shut the PC down.

Thats the way the cookie crumbles.

I dont eat cookies.