Boy I sure do hate tomatos. Nasty fruits they are, and invariably the dingleberries at the drive through slap them on my sandwich even when I specifically say to leave them off. WTF!?
They really ream you at the drive through anyway. Gah!
Down with nasty tomatos! May they be strcken from the land!
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Antagonistic Protagonist
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His Grace
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Re: A change of pace.
06-06-2004 23:55
Originally posted by Antagonistic Protagonist Boy I sure do hate tomatos. Nasty fruits they are, and invariably the dingleberries at the drive through slap them on my sandwich even when I specifically say to leave them off. WTF!? They really ream you at the drive through anyway. Gah! Down with nasty tomatos! May they be strcken from the land! -AP What's wrong with you?!? Tomatoes are the Food of the Gods! You infidel! _____________________
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Death Grace
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06-06-2004 23:55
ya and the funny thing is that they might even be tasty fruits if capitalist fruit or veggie companies didnt pick them green then gas them to riped them artificially. maybe if they made transparent tomatoes no one would care atleast the ones that dont like fruit on their sandwich cause todays tomatoes hardly have a taste at all.hmmmmm kinda like rice in a redish fleshy kinda way. lol
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Alana Monde
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06-06-2004 23:59
Taggy you pompous ass!
How dare you comdemn the wonderful fruit, the tomato! They are rich in fiber, vitamins, and their acidic flesh helps maintain the balance your body chemistry needs. The poor drive-thru workers probably see your depleted, wan complection; and knowing how much a tomato would help it....they pile them on for you!! You should THANK them, not condemn them!! Tomatoes are wonderous!!! Juiced, in soups, raw, stuffed and baked, they complete a meal in so many satisfactory ways. To condem the tomato on its taste alone....why that is nigh unto heresy (surely of some kind). I find it hard to believe that such an intelligent and vivacious person as yourself could say such things in this forum about the POOR tomato!!! Shame on you Taggy!! I may honestly have to rethink attending your next event.... or perhaps I will just THROW TOMATOES!!!!  ~~Alana P.S. Gosh, I love you Tags! And I needed this post SO SO bad!!! /hugs hugs <giggle giggle Johnny STILL can't read> |
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Antagonistic Protagonist
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06-07-2004 00:08
OK, it is obvious that all you pro-tomoato people are ganging up on me because you are scared to hear the truth about how nasty a tomato is!
It is the Tomato Lovers in the world that are responsible for the mass proliferation of Catsup in our culture! Has anyone noticed that catsup looks like blood? Hrm? Yes, thats right. And you know why? Because it is supposed to incite fear! Yes, fear to stop eating tomato products! And the people at the drive through? You say they are looking out for my health! How naive! They are obviously getting paid by the Tomato Conspiracy to sneak them onto my food without my conset. An outrage! Thats what it is! An outrage! And you all, *shakes finger around wildly*, you all just stand there and support the Tomato Conspriacy simply because you happen to think they are tasty. Hah! Of course you do .... you have been duped into thinking so simply your taste buds tell you so! Wake up and rise to the call! Down with tomatos! and down with drive throughs that mangle your order! All thos who are not with me are against me! And yes, I am talking to YOU Echo Omega! I saw you sneaking around my place the other day eating a tomato! You just THOUGHT you were being sneaky. Muhahahahahahaha. -AP |
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Death Grace
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06-07-2004 00:13
fight the tomatoe casperacy. confuseing you all day long with catsup and ketchup. what is the differance was there a transwarp portal that opened from another galaxie created by the vast tomatoe companies to create a product just like one that already exsists to confuse the masses? i for one say yes. down with the tomatoe companie conspiracy.
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Devlin Gallant
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06-07-2004 08:46
Tomatos SUCK! The worst form of tomatos is the stewed variety. *Gag* Only edible forms of tomatos are soup, catsup, and tomato paste. In moderation.
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Ananda Sandgrain
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06-07-2004 09:08
I had a tomato once...
It was big, ripe, red and juicy, and straight out of my cousin's garden into a cucumber salad. It was delicious! I have no idea what it is they put on sandwiches at the drive-thru though. BLECH!  _____________________
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Eggy Lippmann
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06-07-2004 09:12
I like tomatos
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Olympia Rebus
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Re: A change of pace.
06-07-2004 09:21
Originally posted by Antagonistic Protagonist Boy I sure do hate tomatos. Nasty fruits they are, and invariably the dingleberries at the drive through slap them on my sandwich even when I specifically say to leave them off. WTF!? They really ream you at the drive through anyway. Gah! Down with nasty tomatos! May they be strcken from the land! -AP Do you have nightmares about this guy? http://www.snappytomato.com/images/SnappyParade.gif |
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Nolan Nash
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06-07-2004 09:27
ENTER THE KILLER TOMATO KILLER NINJA!
http://www.entertheninja.com/ninja_school/tomato_attack_01.shtml I like tomatoes too, this website made me shake as if I were lycopene depraved.. _____________________
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Siobhan Taylor
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06-07-2004 09:56
Originally posted by Ananda Sandgrain I have no idea what it is they put on sandwiches at the drive-thru though. BLECH! Ah, that would be a synthetic form of a tomato, specially designed to a) have no possibly offensive taste (see note 1) and b) have no possibly offending texture (see note 1 again) Personally I suspect it's made from the wax left over after you eat an edam cheese. note 1: since taste and texture are subjective, this obviously means that any taste or texture could possibly be offensive to someone. _____________________
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Lash Xevious
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06-07-2004 10:33
sundried tomatoes are the worst of the lot. it's like nuclear radiation with a sour aftertaste. *BLECH*
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Jonquille Noir
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06-07-2004 15:26
Taggy, they're spelled O-N-I-O-N-S. And yes, they should be done away with. Well, at fast food places, they should be done away with.
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Alana Monde
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06-07-2004 15:35
I have thought long and hard about what you have said here Taggy, and I have to disagree.
I am not 'for you' in your fight to erradicate and suppress the tomatoes of the world. As much as you hate the tomato, many do not. Many support the tomato, and its right to exist and be eaten and enjoyed. But Taggy, darling... neither am I 'against you'. Spout on about the tomato and its ickiness (as you see it) for such is your right and I STRONGLY support that RIGHT. In doing so, I reserve and protect my right to VOCALLY support the tomato. FIGHTING TO SUPPRESS YOUR RIGHT , DENIES ME MINE!!!!! SO, while I do not share your views, I am not against you Taggy.... and while you will never find me at your side at the ANTI tomato rallies, you will find me there in other endeavors in which we hold like views. ~Alana |
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06-07-2004 15:44
Ketchup is not a vegetable.
That said, I buy organic tomatoes -- they're worth the extra $. I forget the Italian name, but here's my favorite way of dealing with raw tomato: Stack fresh-sliced tomato, fresh-sliced mozarella (sp?) cheese, and a basil leaf on a baguette. Scarf. Oh yeah, and add some salt'n' pepper if you like before scarfing. *mmmyum* _____________________
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Eggy Lippmann
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06-07-2004 15:57
You say tomatoe, I say tomato...
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Christopher Omega
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06-07-2004 16:26
Any type of raw tomatoes make me gag (literally, I cant eat one without gagging on it). I love ketchup on the right things though, and the right tomato sauce can really make a pizza.
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TinaStar Dawn
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06-07-2004 16:49
I love tomatoes and I don't care who knows it!
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Lash Xevious
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06-07-2004 17:29
I will only pay attention to a raw tomato if it is diced and mixed with avocado. Thank you very much. *sniff*
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Jon Morgan
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06-07-2004 17:46
I like fried green tomatoes. With batter.
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Siggy Romulus
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06-07-2004 18:07
Onions are the f*cking BOMB.
Tomatos ROCK - they are like the lava rock of the sandwich world.. keeping your toasted sandwich hot as a bastard forever.. coupled with cheese (the duct tape of the toasted sandwich world) you have seriously GOOD SHIT. Personally I think your just dissing the tomato because it's RED -- well SCREW YOU McCARTHYISTIC JUDGEMENTAL PRICKS! DIE DIE DIE RUNNING PIG DOG LACKEYS OF THE FACSIST IMPERIALISTIC REGIME!!!! JOIN ME MY BROTHERS YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR CHAINS!!! ALLEY ALLEY OXEN FREE! BACK TO MOTHER RUSSIA WE GO! Siggy (Thanks, I feel so much better!) _____________________
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Teeny Leviathan
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06-07-2004 21:15
Tomatoes are good. They are the main ingredient of my favorite food, ketchup.
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Chip Midnight
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06-07-2004 21:52
I'll take your tomatos Ant. You can have my pickles. What a waste of perfectly good cucumbers!
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Androclese Torgeson
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06-07-2004 23:07
How dare ANY of you defend the horrid tomato!!!
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