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Darko Cellardoor
Cannabinoid Addict
Join date: 10 Nov 2003
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11-11-2004 07:10
Don’t read too much into this thread I am only curious.
 I was reading Snow Crash again yesterday and came to the part where YT’s mother is being interrogated by the feds. She talks about being subjected to a fully body cavity search everyday for a month. After reading this I started thinking about what a cavity search must feel like and what a violation it must be. Has anyone ever been subjected to a full body cavity search? Which cavities do they search exactly and how deeply? If your were drunk during the cavity search could it have been fun? _____________________
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
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11-11-2004 07:12
Bend over and I'll demonstrate
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 5,948
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11-11-2004 07:13
They search all three major body cavities, look in your ears, and even search your hair. unfortunately I have never had this done, or been able to do it to someone else. Sigh.
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
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11-11-2004 07:14
Join the queue behind Darko, Dev
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Ryen Jade
This is a takeover!
Join date: 21 Jun 2003
Posts: 1,329
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11-11-2004 07:19
Kris, ill hold them down (they will need to be held down after you start!)
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Neehai Zapata
Unofficial Parent
Join date: 8 Apr 2004
Posts: 1,970
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11-11-2004 07:21
Has anyone ever been subjected to a full body cavity search? Not without paying for it. I've tried to look suspicious at security checkpoints but they never go for it. _____________________
Unofficial moderator and proud dysfunctional parent to over 1000 bastard children.
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Darko Cellardoor
Cannabinoid Addict
Join date: 10 Nov 2003
Posts: 1,307
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11-11-2004 11:21
Haha you sick freaks. I suppose anyone who has actually had one prolly doesn’t want to talk it about in the forums.
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HoseQueen McLean
curiouser & curiouser
Join date: 23 Apr 2004
Posts: 918
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11-11-2004 11:27
Oh! I want to play drug smuggler/DEA Officer!!!
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Wiggle Biggles
Second Life Resident
Join date: 18 Oct 2004
Posts: 645
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11-11-2004 12:53
I've had to stand around naked with a bunch of other guys spreading my buttcheeks while getting processed for a stay in the city jail
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Darko Cellardoor
Cannabinoid Addict
Join date: 10 Nov 2003
Posts: 1,307
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11-11-2004 13:37
Haha. Nice visual.
I was reading today that a search warrant is necessary to search the cavities! Imagine a dude serving you a search warrant then going for straight for the cavities sin small talk. Nice.  _____________________
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Lash Xevious
Gooberly
Join date: 8 May 2004
Posts: 1,348
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11-11-2004 14:13
Lube, rubber gloves, and a crowbar does the trick. They squeal like little pigs they do.
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Wiggle Biggles
Second Life Resident
Join date: 18 Oct 2004
Posts: 645
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11-11-2004 14:16
Haha. Nice visual. I was reading today that a search warrant is necessary to search the cavities! Imagine a dude serving you a search warrant then going for straight for the cavities sin small talk. Nice. You shoulda been there |
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Siggy Romulus
DILLIGAF
Join date: 22 Sep 2003
Posts: 5,711
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11-11-2004 18:31
If your were drunk during the cavity search could it have been fun? You'd have to get me drunk first or there'd be some seriously hurting ppl... My monkey button is an EXIT only! Mind you I have heard you can blow your wad uncontrollably during a prostate exam - Maybe theres something to that... I imagine that could really fuck with the head of Mr Average Joe.... Even if it aint true - might be worth spreading just for the sake of preventative checkups; "Dude, get it checked, I swear it beats jerkin by 200%!!" Siggy. _____________________
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Talen Morgan
Amused
Join date: 2 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,097
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11-11-2004 19:02
Lube, rubber gloves, and a crowbar does the trick. They squeal like little pigs they do.  |
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Darko Cellardoor
Cannabinoid Addict
Join date: 10 Nov 2003
Posts: 1,307
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11-11-2004 20:39
You'd have to get me drunk first or there'd be some seriously hurting ppl... My monkey button is an EXIT only! Mind you I have heard you can blow your wad uncontrollably during a prostate exam - Maybe theres something to that... I imagine that could really fuck with the head of Mr Average Joe.... Even if it aint true - might be worth spreading just for the sake of preventative checkups; "Dude, get it checked, I swear it beats jerkin by 200%!!" Siggy. Haha. You sick dorty fecker! *calls doctor for emergency appointment! _____________________
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Eggy Lippmann
Wiktator
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 7,939
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11-12-2004 02:38
You'd have to get me drunk first or there'd be some seriously hurting ppl... My monkey button is an EXIT only! Mind you I have heard you can blow your wad uncontrollably during a prostate exam - Maybe theres something to that... I imagine that could really fuck with the head of Mr Average Joe.... Even if it aint true - might be worth spreading just for the sake of preventative checkups; "Dude, get it checked, I swear it beats jerkin by 200%!!" Siggy. It is true, but being forced to "blow your wad" isn't exactly the same as having an orgasm. Tactile stimulation of the prostate is the standard way of extracting semen from many animals. _____________________
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
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11-12-2004 02:42
It is true, but being forced to "blow your wad" isn't exactly the same as having an orgasm. Tactile stimulation of the prostate is the standard way of extracting semen from many animals. Eggy is an expert. He has a tool precisely for this job. It came with 20 free pairs of disposable latex gloves, too. |
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
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11-12-2004 02:42
It is true, but being forced to "blow your wad" isn't exactly the same as having an orgasm. Tactile stimulation of the prostate is the standard way of extracting semen from many animals. I take it blow your wad ISN'T meaning blow all your lindens.. cos that would be BAD.. cos OMG.. the SKY IS FALLING _____________________
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
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11-12-2004 02:49
I take it blow your wad ISN'T meaning blow all your lindens.. cos that would be BAD.. cos OMG.. the SKY IS FALLING Nono... see you're confusing putting a finger up your ass with having your head up your ass. |
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
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11-12-2004 02:54
Ah.. the first one WOOT.. the second OUCH... is that like giving birth backwards.. or giving someone a damn good footing?
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
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11-12-2004 02:55
Ah.. the first one WOOT.. the second OUCH... is that like giving birth backwards.. or giving someone a damn good footing? Nono. Just currency speculation in a game will do that for ya. Without the need for lubricant. |
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Eggy Lippmann
Wiktator
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 7,939
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11-12-2004 02:55
Sorry Kris, you are mistaken. I do not have any latex gloves and I couldnt find my prostate if my life depended on it.
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
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11-12-2004 02:56
Sorry Kris, you are mistaken. I do not have any latex gloves and I couldnt find my prostate if my life depended on it. Join the queue behind Dev and I'll demonstrate. |
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
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11-12-2004 02:57
Shes DAMN thorough.... i have been regular for WEEKS
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Madiera Westerburg
waiting for apocolypse :D
Join date: 6 Apr 2004
Posts: 836
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11-12-2004 07:31
i strip search women in my job every weekend...its not so glamourous as yall may think it is....<covers mouth and starts to gag as thinkin about it>
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