<generic, biased poll question>

<Long, ranting diatribe about the lack of much-needed vagueness in this thread>

<Equally long accusation blaming anyone who has more money than he does for this vagueness, featuring lines such as "These are the kind of things THEY don't want us to figure out!" and, "It's people like THEM that keep the real developers and creators from developing and creating!", and of course the tried and true, "Think about the example THEY are setting for our society's children!">

<Sobbing, manic complaint-fest focusing on underlying problem and how it must be entirely attributed to either LL or oldbie conspirators, followed by increasingly fevered and incoherent suggestions to do away with scripting entirely in order to "fix the problem">

<Takes the pie and runs>

<offer to not report your thievery for a piece of the pie>

<Expresses shock, dismay and completely undeserved disgust at not knowing difference between cake and Petit-Fours, failing to mention any differences, percived or actual>
<Wildly outraged response to suggestion of oversensitivity unintentionally proving beyond any shadow of a dount that this poster is, indeed, oversensative followed by suggestions that other poster voted for Bush. Both of them.>
<Assertion that bears love Petit-Fours, too. Sugestion that this means this thread has not strayed.>

<throws hot out of the oven pecan pie at everyone>

<stating that because it doesn't matter to them, it shouldn't matter to you>
<stating that caring about anything is paranoia>
<stating that caring about anything is obsessive behavior>
<stating that being outspoken about anything is whining>
<employing nonsense posts to dilute or bury undesirable info>

<embarks on rambling explanation defending the use of green tinted glasses, making several ties to Petit-Fours that make no actual sense, but sound pretty tasty.>
<Wonders if bears wear green tinted glasses as a desperate attempt to appear on-topic.>

<offers Kismet a Petit-Four>

<outraged screed about ersatz anagrams>
<call for everyone to triple-neg Yoshi>

<seconds the call for a triple neg of Yoshi>

<notes how he has no idea who Yoshi is>

<inserts a link to another thread that has absolutely no relevance to anything>

<*plonk*>
<dramatic message telling jillian that she is now being ignored>

<request for bribe>

<attempt to goad Kismet into throwing Natural Vanilla Bean ice cream before pecan pie gets cold>

<hearty congratulations to StoneSelf on gorgeous new sim>

<expression of dismay at constant demands for bribes>

<conclusion that private sim owners are reduced to such desperate measures by oppressive tier fees>

<public demand for Common Avies to share in all Linden cakes>

<coded demand to Lindens for piece with sugar rose on top from next office birthday party, in exchange for calling the angry mob off>

<suggestion that certain avies who have never heard of poster play less Tringo and socialize more>

<expression of bewilderment that certain other avies, the letters of whose names can be re-arranged to form "a bumkin is," could so tragically misconstrue a simple public gesture of concern re: well-documented dietary habits>

<dignified closing remark>
<hasty exit>

<naievely makes offer of Petit-Four to appease that won't be seen due to being in bozo bin>

<post indicating the inability to resist viewing an ignored poster>

<perfectly reasonable point-by-point presentation on the multitude of community benefits to be garnered through Linden Lab provision of tier-free land for the construction of a guillotine to be used on those who, in response to the tragic issues facing so many poor avatars today, offer the callous prescription of cake eating>

<speculation about the value of dietary advice from avatars whose names are anagrams of OILY PAIN SHIT>

<photo of one of the Three Stooges bashed in the face with a cake>

<Post Explaining that Off-Topic Posts Will be Moved to Off-Topic Forum>

<Clap aknowledging Jeska's good work>

<Crosses fingers in hope he got what your supposed to do right as he only skimmed the post >

<generic complaint about moving threads>

<makes comment about First Amendment rights being trampled upon>

<kneejerk overreaction to complaints about Lindens just doing their jobs and how we complain about every little thing and never do anything to make it right and yet we whine and whine all the ding-dang-doodle day because we have no lives and yet we seem to have all the time in the world to post to a forum that George Lucas will never read and therefore is unimportant because Star Wars RULZ and one day we'll all be dead and no one will care and yet everyone thinks they're The Next Big Thing without bothering to know what the Last Big Thing was and isn't caffiene the greatest drug ever created?>

<slurps coffee>

I like Pie.

Where is the Obligatory Cheese Referance option? This is an outrage!!!

Me too.

<rant>

<admittance of off topic forum impiety in the past and resolution to spam more in future>

<places blame on all Lindens for not hard coding a feature to automagically move off topic posts to the correct forum>