<generic, biased poll question>

<objection to above poster's forum avatar>

(profuse apology followed by embarrassing ramblings>

<linden suggestion that cake is really better than both pie and cheese>

<complains that we already did this thread last year>

[ ends rant ]

<cake bandwagon post>

<reminder that you can't have your cake/pie/other-baked-goods, and eat it too... cheese, however, may be exempt from this maxim>

<2000-word rant about Lindens favoring Feted Inner Cake-bakers above even Pie Barons and Cheeserati>

<personal attack directed at above Linden>

<call to have all Lindens shunned from the forum>

<declares self king of forums>
<declares forums obsolete>
<declares pistachios king of snackfoods>

<declares Vudu is an ignoramus>

<notification to Pituca that he missed the thread last year>
<suggestion to stop complaining about threads with valid complaints>

<personal attacks on 95% of the participants of this thread for not staying on topic>

edit:<strengthening of above personal attacks, and suggestion that the targets of attacks are likely close relatives of an unspecified species of illiterate primates>

<interprets linden off-hand remark as formal indication of some major policy decision, gets annoyed, starts new thread to amplify annoyance>
<calls California Governator out of misguided sense of importance of MMORPGs>

<thinks this thread is a RRL = Really Redundant Loop>

<Evangelizes the perfection of Petit-Fours with the annoying zeal of a new convert.>

<verbose 8 page essay on the current state of the thread, and how those participating in the thread that keep straying off of the original topic must have some sort of agenda served by avoiding meaningful discussion on the original topic>

<personal attack #1>
<personal attack #2>
<personal attack #3>
<brief, yet very insulting wide-sweeping personal attack on all posters within this thread>

<note about how this post is off topic because it is only a complaint about people being off topic>

<call for thread to be locked>

<Offers Garoad a Petit-Four>

<Petit-Four >

<blatant flame suggesting that the use of bribery to once again change the thread's topic will not succeed>

<even more outrageous and extreme interpretation of the original poster's intent>
<call for LL to take action based on this biased opinion>

<further excalation of non-constructive personal attacks focusing on an unspecified individual's mother and implication that she is a garden tool>

<offers Garoad two Petit-Fours and suggests accepting them would bring a tranquility to life that confections are unlikely to bring using arguments verging on the sort of psedoreligious semiscience claptrap usually reserved for Scientology.>

<request for bribe. first person to deliver pie, cheese, or cake gets my vote.>

<Takes exception to the fact StoneSelf's list failed to include Petit-Fours>
<launches weak and self-pitying diatrabe stating that the exclusion proves a pervading anti-religous attitude in the forums when it comes to Petit-Fours as the One True Confection>
<Makes big-weepy-kitty-eyes at everyone as ploy for sympathy>
<Just likes saying "Petit-Fours">

<inquiry into the difference between petit-fours and cake>
<random insult about being overly sensitive>
<repeat of request for bribe>
<reminder topic is about bears >

<starts another biased and tendentious poll>
<proposes elaborate and dubious system for changing the forums, creating new forums, moderating the forums, with a real end to shaking loose a few disliked posters>

<images of martyred saints>

<suggestion that it's high time to rethink tier fees if the Lindens are all gorging on cake while the common avie is starving outside the gates on pie and cheese>

<open petition for posts of pix of the lindens' posh new digs, to fuel further outraged tier-reduction demands>

<snide remark that all Linden cakes are probably store-bought>

<request for immediate access to leftover frosting from the bottoms of all future Linden cakeboxes>

<wordy expression of open contempt for the very existence of coconut and carrot cakes>

<ex cathedra pronouncement that devil's food cake with white icing = Ambrosia of the Gods>

<snide remark aimed at easy anagram of "Kim Anubis" referencing sugar and butter substitutes in cake batters>

<pontifical closing bromide>