The Official Post Farming Thread

Uhm, Lance...you sure this wasn't meant for the Flying Fish thread?

I doubt it since he posted this before the flying fish thread was created

I think he may be talking a bout a possible 3rd life in 2nd life... read the above posts.

JV

There once was a box from Nantucket... If you had the right money you could... uh... copy it

12 Things Not To Say to a Cop

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up
with me.
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical
condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too!
10.Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one
of us does.
11.I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know
there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me
they are.
12.When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look
red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond
with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been
eating doughnuts?"

What is the objective of Life? Reflections on Living.. How to Deal with LIFE?

You must have seen a large bottle with little bottle inside little bottle inside and little bottle inside e.i. many bottles in one bottle and then one last a very tiny one. If you look at our life it is very similar, a life inside life inside life inside life and many layers of life inside. Even though you may not believe we live many life times in one single life e.i. our current persona. Many lives in one single life.

We train, educate ourselves, work very hard and experience a great variety of changes. We accumulate a great pile of things but we still want more and more. We want to have all the toys even though we cant even open the packaging of the previous ones. Preparing a quarter of life to become able to buy or sell the objects, yet most of them lifeless. Then a quarter of life to watch or swap these objects, manage to keep up with them and another quarter of life to dispose or store them.

Do you know why we do all that?
We are trying to make us SUCCEED in life?

A definition of success someone wrote long time ago for his life. We merely follow someone else's definition of success without even thinking once, if it really suits us or if we know that if it is REAL success.

We just spend an entire life in buying the whole market and when you really want to sit back and enjoy; its time to go. Every single object mostly lifeless stays back and eats dust or becomes second hand.
I ask you only one question?
Does all that accumulation makes us happy?

Likewise simultaneously, by default, we are given a life with predestined family and its branches and after lot of grooming and beatings, we become adults. We start accumulating relationships.

People we meet, befriend, love, hate, discard or drag with. We hardly realize that many of these relations are vital and give encouragement yet there are many that simply eat us away, drain our energy.

Lets review life what to do with things and relationships, which become lifeless, become thorny, soaking life energy. Are you really happy? Write your Reflections on Life....

Here is a reflection of mine. Are you anywhere near as hot as your avatar maerl, and if so, can I lick your elbows?

i look EXACTLY like my av eggy....no really!! <lol>

depends if you like hot girls in wheelchairs eggy <grin>


..btw i think im all linked!! woohooo........

wheelchairs?
as for the linking, IM me in the game if you see me come online and i will help you out.

I like Hot chicks in wheelchairs, Maerl. You can put a stick in the spokes so they can't get away.

Personally I couldnt care less if you're in a wheelchair or not, as long as you dont run it over my toes.
What matters for me in a girl's looks is above all the face. And the elbows. LOL

Dev..i can say, with all honesty,ive never had anyone poke a stick in my spokes LOL...

...if only more men thought like you do eggy <grin> lol

Sounds like a pr0n ad, Devlin

Ok, so I am into wheelchair porn...don't knock it till you tried it.

After a quick google search I found out that there IS such a thing as wheelchair porn! I think. The query "wheelchair porn" returned some 16700 sites. After a quick glance at the first page of results I couldnt locate an actual picture of a naked chick in a wheelchair or anything and Kazaa didnt return any results for wheelchair either.

I guess peeps will make porn outta anything. Did ya see any power tool porn while you were looking?

I saw the nut thread and wondered but never asked... is this an Izzard reference?

i have like 54 posts so thought id post , and eggy i think youve farmed enough now, you replied to just about everyone that was farming ehhe

Misnomer, you mean this izzard?
http://www.eddieizzard.com/downloads/video.izz

yep. Just saw him recently and he went on & on about almonds.

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Kirby Ambush! Run!!!

Actually this thread was created when Darwin was replying to every post there was and creating 4 new threads in a row. So I made a post farming thread as a subtle protest against that =)
Turns out that later I get some kind of forum addiction and given that I have a really fucked up class schedule, sometimes I have like 3 hours between classes and nothing better to do than reply to every post on the forums.
My college blocks just about everything except the web :\

oh eggy hehehe well at least it kills time