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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,772
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11-24-2004 12:33
I am a 59 year old female contrbuiting to the SL Communitiy from the Ardmore Center in Livonia Michigan. I'm here at Ardmore because I see Green Zombies. I've been living at Ardmore since 1976 when I arrived on their door step because I was found homeless, passed out naked in a tree with a bottle of tequila. I ended up staying because I like to fly around without the aid of an airplane (which can present gravitational problems in RL) I have my garden... and most of the time life is good. Except when they put me in the room without windows. And all because I told them that I spoke with a fox last night, had cyber with a farie and was chased by a big naked green shriek. They accused me of murdering a mole person. But I swear... it wasn't me. I'm just waiting for my moment where I can fly right out my window.  Bawhahahaha
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
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Trinity Serpentine
Schwan's Avitar Reject
Join date: 1 Oct 2003
Posts: 2,972
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11-24-2004 13:27
Everyone is so clever! I'm laughing at all the witty posts.
< Is not being sarcastic. Really is amused.
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From: someone Yeah, the toaster has great speakers, but all I want is fucking toast. - The Filthy Critic reviewing Aeon Flux
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Torley Linden
Enlightenment!
Join date: 15 Sep 2004
Posts: 16,530
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11-24-2004 13:29
I don't know where to begin. But this thread is funny.  |
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rinaz bijoux
is your friend!
Join date: 8 Oct 2004
Posts: 1,238
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11-25-2004 01:03
Here is a picture of cousin talen and I at the crocquet course. Oh how fun it is to play this game  From: Cartridge Partridge rinaz, could you please remove all those decapitated heads from my land? They count for 1 prim each, and now i can't rez my new torture table. I was looking forward to show you this table, with all the new tools i bought, so hurry up. I'm sorry about the heads being in your land, I'll bring the one legged hopscotch guards to retrieve them at once ... or ... off with their heads (smiles)
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Mi Carissimo Cartcart ... Ti penso sempre . Ti amo tanto tanto tanto So blessed are we to have each other
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Cartridge Partridge
Noodly appendage
Join date: 13 Sep 2004
Posts: 999
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11-25-2004 01:11
From: rinaz bijoux I'm sorry about the heads being in your land, I'll bring the one legged hopscotch guards to retrieve them at once ... or ... off with their heads (smiles) I am not sure it is a good idea. Last time those guards had to manage decapitated heads, they started to play soccer. I remember that you had to maim a couple of them, leaving them with no legs at all, to make them stop...
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aku cinta kamu sepenuh hati, rinaz sayangku.My short term memory died about 10 years ago. It's the last thing i remember. Did i tell you already?
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Lash Xevious
Gooberly
Join date: 8 May 2004
Posts: 1,348
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11-25-2004 02:08
I'm a 65 year old gypsy with a talking wart on her nose. I was born a hermaprodite and have procreated with myself on numerous occasionas. I birthed a centaur and owl, named Lestat and Beverly. Beverly has asthma.
I moonlight as an exotic stripper in Las Vegas. But I really use my silicon-preserved hotness to seduce and assassinate alien scumbags of our planet. I decapitate them with my razor-lined vagina.
I'm currently lying low the next few days to undergo surgery to realign my left breast with my right testicle. As my body was distorted in a freak accident with a curling iron and tub of Astroglide. By the way, I was born with one testicle the size of a lima bean.
My centaur son and owl daughter are living breathing prooof that I don't shoot blanks though.
I hump oranges. I molest kittens. I also have wooden teeth. And I carry my ass in a wheelbarrow. I also gnawed off all my toes during a magic show. Damn hypnotist fucked up my life he did.
I also am considering getting my tentacles tucked back in.
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rinaz bijoux
is your friend!
Join date: 8 Oct 2004
Posts: 1,238
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11-25-2004 03:44
From: Cartridge Partridge I am not sure it is a good idea. Last time those guards had to manage decapitated heads, they started to play soccer. I remember that you had to maim a couple of them, leaving them with no legs at all, to make them stop... You dare to question me? *arches eyebrows* 
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Mi Carissimo Cartcart ... Ti penso sempre . Ti amo tanto tanto tanto So blessed are we to have each other
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Cartridge Partridge
Noodly appendage
Join date: 13 Sep 2004
Posts: 999
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11-25-2004 03:55
From: rinaz bijoux You dare to question me? *arches eyebrows* Well, if you want me to show you that new torture table, you'll better be kind to me...
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aku cinta kamu sepenuh hati, rinaz sayangku.My short term memory died about 10 years ago. It's the last thing i remember. Did i tell you already?
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Selador Cellardoor
Registered User
Join date: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3,082
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11-25-2004 04:32
Lash! I think I'm in love! A wheelbarrow, you say? |
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Cartridge Partridge
Noodly appendage
Join date: 13 Sep 2004
Posts: 999
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11-25-2004 06:39
Ok, i am an average person, with an average face and an average body, have an average job, live in an average house, always eat average food, sleep an average amount of hours each night (ROFL @ myself...).
I also have average hobbies, the ones you would expect an average guy might have.
I find my life really exciting... well, anaverage excitement.
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aku cinta kamu sepenuh hati, rinaz sayangku.My short term memory died about 10 years ago. It's the last thing i remember. Did i tell you already?
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Talen Morgan
Amused
Join date: 2 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,097
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11-25-2004 06:58
From: Lash Xevious I'm a 65 year old gypsy with a talking wart on her nose. I was born a hermaprodite and have procreated with myself on numerous occasionas. I birthed a centaur and owl, named Lestat and Beverly. Beverly has asthma.
I moonlight as an exotic stripper in Las Vegas. But I really use my silicon-preserved hotness to seduce and assassinate alien scumbags of our planet. I decapitate them with my razor-lined vagina.
I'm currently lying low the next few days to undergo surgery to realign my left breast with my right testicle. As my body was distorted in a freak accident with a curling iron and tub of Astroglide. By the way, I was born with one testicle the size of a lima bean.
My centaur son and owl daughter are living breathing prooof that I don't shoot blanks though.
I hump oranges. I molest kittens. I also have wooden teeth. And I carry my ass in a wheelbarrow. I also gnawed off all my toes during a magic show. Damn hypnotist fucked up my life he did.
I also am considering getting my tentacles tucked back in. I knew there was a reason I was faling for you |
