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Talen Morgan
Amused
Join date: 2 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,097
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11-24-2004 07:55
I'll start: I'll be 79 in 3 days. I was born with a rare genetic disease that limits my height to 3'9". I worked for the Baltimore City corrections dept for 42 years until a tragic event happened in the prison commissary which left me analy challenged for 5 years. I currently weigh 400 pounds because of a glandular problem and the fact that I eat 10 times a day. I like puppies, long walks on the beach, snugglin, knitting, masturbating, and crafting. My goals: My main goal is to complete my sex assignment operations and become the woman I always knew I was. Currently I have breasts and when I do go out in public I go by the name Hildegard...Hilde for short  . My dream is for the next 5 hours to pass quickly because I am bored out of my freakin gourd here at work... Tell us about you. |
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MrsJakal Suavage
Purple Butterfly
Join date: 18 Jul 2004
Posts: 1,434
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11-24-2004 08:02
***applauds Talen*** That has got to be one of the funniest things I have read on the forums thus far (other than the joke thread between kris and willow).
Ummm lesse about myself,
I'm a beautiful mother of two beautiful girls that stays at home with them because I feel it is senseless to pay someone to raise them while I work. (However, I don't oppose those mothers that do)
In my spare time I play SL, Pogo and browse the forums.
Pretty much my life is boring cause I'm sitting here thinking of something interesting to say and I have nothing, I'm drawing a blank. OMG, I'm going to go cry now.
Huggerz,
MJ
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rinaz bijoux
is your friend!
Join date: 8 Oct 2004
Posts: 1,238
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11-24-2004 08:03
From: Talen Morgan I'll start: I'll be 79 in 3 days. I was born with a rare genetic disease that limits my height to 3'9". I worked for the Baltimore City corrections dept for 42 years until a tragic event happened in the prison commissary which left me analy challenged for 5 years. I currently weigh 400 pounds because of a glandular problem and the fact that I eat 10 times a day. I like puppies, long walks on the beach, snugglin, knitting, masturbating, and crafting. My goals: My main goal is to complete my sex assignment operations and become the woman I always knew I was. Currently I have breasts and when I do go out in public I go by the name Hildegard...Hilde for short . My dream is for the next 5 hours to pass quickly because I am bored out of my freakin gourd here at work... Tell us about you.  You like puppies!? Oh my word! Well, lets see, short description of me. My real name is Queen Rose Regalia. I am the ruler of the Regalia Kingdom after being heir to the throne. I enjoy being a tyrant. Life is good.
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Mi Carissimo Cartcart ... Ti penso sempre . Ti amo tanto tanto tanto So blessed are we to have each other
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Talen Morgan
Amused
Join date: 2 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,097
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11-24-2004 08:06
From: rinaz bijoux You like puppies!? Oh my word! Well, lets see, short description of me. My real name is Queen Rose Regalia. I am the ruler of the Regalia Kingdom after being heir to the throne. I enjoy being a tyrant. Life is good. Ohhhhh we're related....I fell out of my family tree a while back and hit some of your family tree's branches on the way down  |
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
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11-24-2004 08:08
I be me....  silly, sl00ty, fun, blue eyed, big bapped dork...
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*I'm not ready for the world outside...I keep pretending, but I just can't hide...* <3 Giddeon's <3
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rinaz bijoux
is your friend!
Join date: 8 Oct 2004
Posts: 1,238
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11-24-2004 08:10
From: Talen Morgan Ohhhhh were related....I fell out of my family tree a while back and hit some of your family tree's branches on the way down Ohh .. I remember when I was a young kid, I used to have a cousin that used to visit. We played in the dungeons and commanded the guards to let us torture the prisoners with the stretch table....ahh the innocence of being a kid ... I havent seen my cousin for a while ... is that you????
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Mi Carissimo Cartcart ... Ti penso sempre . Ti amo tanto tanto tanto So blessed are we to have each other
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Ingrid Ingersoll
Archived
Join date: 10 Aug 2004
Posts: 4,601
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11-24-2004 08:12
I invented rubber and Michael Jackson.
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rinaz bijoux
is your friend!
Join date: 8 Oct 2004
Posts: 1,238
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11-24-2004 08:14
From: Ingrid Ingersoll I invented rubber and Michael Jackson. So tell me, have you ever regretted creating michael jackson? Do you ever feel remourse? Can you sleep in bed well. Is your conscience clear?
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Mi Carissimo Cartcart ... Ti penso sempre . Ti amo tanto tanto tanto So blessed are we to have each other
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Stormy Twilight
A Special Forcast
Join date: 15 Feb 2004
Posts: 314
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11-24-2004 08:14
From: Ingrid Ingersoll I invented rubber and Michael Jackson. LOL... have to ask, was it the same thought line?
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From: Talen Morgan Yes, when practicing safe sex in SL remember to throw away your genitals after every use and swab the area with a prim 
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Talen Morgan
Amused
Join date: 2 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,097
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11-24-2004 08:15
From: rinaz bijoux Ohh .. I remember when I was a young kid, I used to have a cousin that used to visit. We played in the dungeons and commanded the guards to let us torture the prisoners with the stretch table....ahh the innocence of being a kid ...
I havent seen my cousin for a while ... is that you???? COUSIN!!!!! ahh the fond memories. Do you still make the guards play hopscotch with one leg severed? |
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Ingrid Ingersoll
Archived
Join date: 10 Aug 2004
Posts: 4,601
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11-24-2004 08:15
From: Stormy Twilight LOL... have to ask, was it the same thought line? oh yes. |
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rinaz bijoux
is your friend!
Join date: 8 Oct 2004
Posts: 1,238
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11-24-2004 08:55
From: Talen Morgan COUSIN!!!!! ahh the fond memories. Do you still make the guards play hopscotch with one leg severed? Cousin!!! Its been a while ... how is your father? I hear he's gone to ... hmm whats that word, liberalise some people? Hopscotch ..ahh good memories ... Oh no, while that was fun, I dont play that game anymore. We play crocquet now ... with decapitated heads ... its a very genteel sport
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Mi Carissimo Cartcart ... Ti penso sempre . Ti amo tanto tanto tanto So blessed are we to have each other
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Dismay Wilde
Bleed Designs Owner
Join date: 12 Aug 2004
Posts: 1,771
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11-24-2004 08:59
*coughs nervously* uhh..hi..I'm Dismay....I'm a furry...I live in a treehouse...with no bed...uh..in my pass times I sit on the couch..or on this wood thingy in the middle of the house..I have 5 SL kids...i'm married...uh..i have a castle in the sky?
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in RL i'm Mandy...i'll be 18...i have a boyfriend..2 cats...i live in Canada...i hate snow...i have green eyes and brown/black hair!...
my turns on ares......i dont think u wanna know!
ROFL j/k heheh
thats enough I believe!
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Talen Morgan
Amused
Join date: 2 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,097
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11-24-2004 09:12
From: Dismay Wilde
my turns on ares......i dont think u wanna know!
thats enough I believe
Join date: 1 Oct 2003
Posts: 2,972
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11-24-2004 09:18
*grabs the mic* HEL...*SCREECH from feedback* HELLO *turns mic down* hello there. I'm Trinity, 50% of the time I'm a fleshie, the other 50% of the time I'm a Rammette. I used to own land in Tehama but due to unforseen circumstances, it is temporarily in Linden hands.
I DJ on Saturday nights with Nala. We love to make people laugh and dance.
Ummmm...
That's about it, thank you. *puts mic back on stand and walks off stage*
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From: someone Yeah, the toaster has great speakers, but all I want is fucking toast. - The Filthy Critic reviewing Aeon Flux
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Dismay Wilde
Bleed Designs Owner
Join date: 12 Aug 2004
Posts: 1,771
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11-24-2004 09:27
*stands up and claps* woo woo!! *whistle* yeah hot mama!!!!! w00t for saturday night shows by the way..having one this weekend? lol |
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Cartridge Partridge
Noodly appendage
Join date: 13 Sep 2004
Posts: 999
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11-24-2004 09:28
From: rinaz bijoux Cousin!!! Its been a while ... how is your father? I hear he's gone to ... hmm whats that word, liberalise some people? Hopscotch ..ahh good memories ... Oh no, while that was fun, I dont play that game anymore. We play crocquet now ... with decapitated heads ... its a very genteel sport rinaz, could you please remove all those decapitated heads from my land? They count for 1 prim each, and now i can't rez my new torture table. I was looking forward to show you this table, with all the new tools i bought, so hurry up.
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aku cinta kamu sepenuh hati, rinaz sayangku.My short term memory died about 10 years ago. It's the last thing i remember. Did i tell you already?
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Trinity Serpentine
Schwan's Avitar Reject
Join date: 1 Oct 2003
Posts: 2,972
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11-24-2004 10:07
HECK YES, Dissie! Huge party in tehama!!!!
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From: someone Yeah, the toaster has great speakers, but all I want is fucking toast. - The Filthy Critic reviewing Aeon Flux
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Talen Morgan
Amused
Join date: 2 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,097
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11-24-2004 10:29
I'm comin to the party....just look for the lil orange lesbian |
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Trinity Serpentine
Schwan's Avitar Reject
Join date: 1 Oct 2003
Posts: 2,972
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11-24-2004 11:40
WOOHOO! Look for an event listing on the calendar and in the forums!
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From: someone Yeah, the toaster has great speakers, but all I want is fucking toast. - The Filthy Critic reviewing Aeon Flux
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 5,948
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11-24-2004 11:46
I am just a 49 year old virgin loser with no RL.
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I LIKE children, I've just never been able to finish a whole one.
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Trinity Serpentine
Schwan's Avitar Reject
Join date: 1 Oct 2003
Posts: 2,972
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11-24-2004 11:53
From: Devlin Gallant I am just a 49 year old virgin loser with no RL. And we love you just the way you are! *licks Dev's kneecap*
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From: someone Yeah, the toaster has great speakers, but all I want is fucking toast. - The Filthy Critic reviewing Aeon Flux
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Thea Donovan
talentless hack
Join date: 20 May 2004
Posts: 67
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11-24-2004 12:09
I like rhyming poo.
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Xtopherxaos Ixtab
D- in English
Join date: 7 Oct 2004
Posts: 884
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11-24-2004 12:22
Very well, where should I begin? My father was a relentlessly self- improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school.
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