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Garoad Kuroda

Prophet of Muppetry

Join date: 5 Sep 2003

Posts: 2,989

02-29-2004 05:03

Yes...we are advocating violence against serial, hence serial killing. Er, something like that.

But not sueing

Now, look at THIS!

http://www.montykins.com/mkins/000495.html

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BTW

WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!

Oz Spade

ReadsNoPostLongerThanHand

Join date: 23 Sep 2003

Posts: 2,708

02-29-2004 12:33

I totaly forgot about all those old ones, Cocoa Crispies, Cookie Crisp, etc. I think theres some mind whiping message in them also, so once you go for awhile without seeing them they dissapear from your memory so you don't realize as a grown up that they tried to get you as a kid.

Cereal is evil.

Heres my theory... All cereal cartoon characters are part of an eliet group, they call themselves Sinister Cereals, they meet every wensday night (thursday is bowling) and plan how they will next convince kids to eat their cereal. They all keep using the same plans but they rotate the plans, soon we will see Cap'n Crunch (otherwise known as Bob Huesman, wanted in 40 states) being the villian in his comercials instead of the hero, and the Trix Rabbit (otherwise known as The Hare, last seen holding a tea party with an unsuspecting girl named Alice, still wanted in Wonderland) will become the hero, giving kids tons and tons of Trix (or TT as its known on "the street"

.

If they keep making the Trix Rabbit bad for 10 more years... ugh... cmon, its just tedius.

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Garoad Kuroda

Prophet of Muppetry

Join date: 5 Sep 2003

Posts: 2,989

03-04-2004 04:32

I disagree with your assertion that cereal groups are an underground organization for this reason:

Your theory is flawed in that it is a well known fact that cereal characters have been becoming more and more "wussy" over the years. Take for example "Count Chocula".

Observe the difference shown here approximately 70% towards the bottom of the page:

http://www.lavasurfer.com/cereal-generalmills.html

The count has been turned into a panty-waste, lame excuse for a vampire.

This clearly shows cereal characters to be of an evolutionary nature, and that this evolutionary nature conflicts with your depiction of "Captain Crunch" as becoming a villian. You can clearly see at the below link that he had a sword in 1963, but now he has been disarmed by the cereal police.

http://www.lavasurfer.com/cereal-quakeroats.html

Thus, it is obvious that your theory is flawed!

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BTW

WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!

Oz Spade

ReadsNoPostLongerThanHand

Join date: 23 Sep 2003

Posts: 2,708

03-04-2004 08:07

You're falling for their trap Garoad! Its all part of the plan!

They want you to *think* they're getting weaker... then... when you least expect it.... BAM it falls full swing and everyone is on their ass before they knew what hit them!

Theres two things I think is kinda sad...

1: Cereal comercials used to tell a story, I remember the old days of the adventures of the Cap'n and of the various other cereal cartoon characters. Now-days though its all just "Buy my cereal!!" no story in the comercials at all. I wonder why this changed? Don't you think kids would get more involved with a cereal and become more addicted if there was a story to go with it?

2: The fact that there were/are stories is kinda sad... instead of just saying "We're remaking Cap'n Crunch." they made up a whole story about him going to the center of the earth... for a cereal cartoon character! Now it is clever and I admire them for being so dedicated to their character... but it is kind of odd.

That website is cool though, full of interisting facts I never cared to know untill I read them!

Don't fall for their trap though Garoad! Don't let the Sinister Cereals fool you!!! Or maybe... you're one of them! Maybe your avatar is a character from a Japanese cereal box and thats what you really look like!!

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"Don't anticipate outcome," the man said. "Await the unfolding of events. Remain in the moment." - Konrad

Garoad Kuroda

Prophet of Muppetry

Join date: 5 Sep 2003

Posts: 2,989

03-05-2004 00:12

No, no, everyone knows I'm a space alien from Mars so your hypothesis must be incorrect!

Furthermore, with my PhD in Cereal Breakfast Character History I believe I am more qualified than you to offer my expert opinion on this subject! So there!

Although I do agree with you that Serial Killers are a good thing....FRUITY PEBBLES MUST DIE!

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BTW

WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!

Pendari Lorentz

Senior Member

Join date: 5 Sep 2003

Posts: 4,372

03-05-2004 05:57

From: someone

Originally posted by Maerl Underthorn
This should help some of you <grin> <ahem>

http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/killerquiz.htm

OMG! I took the quiz and it told me:
"Congratulations, if you were a serial killer you would be... Ted Bundy"

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*hugs everyone*

Drift Monde

Junior Member

Join date: 27 Nov 2003

Posts: 335

03-05-2004 07:29

LoL Pendari.. i'm Son of Sam!

Garoad Kuroda

Prophet of Muppetry

Join date: 5 Sep 2003

Posts: 2,989

03-05-2004 17:11

Hmm I'm the Zodiac Killer...

and hmmmm again....he was never caught.......

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BTW

WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!

Devlin Gallant

Thought Police

Join date: 18 Jun 2003

Posts: 5,948

03-05-2004 19:56

I am John Wayne Gacy. I knew the minute that they asked what I looked like (fat) that's who it would be.

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I LIKE children, I've just never been able to finish a whole one.

You know your a serial killer....
Garoad Kuroda Prophet of Muppetry Join date: 5 Sep 2003 Posts: 2,989	02-29-2004 05:03 Yes...we are advocating violence against serial, hence serial killing. Er, something like that. But not sueing Now, look at THIS! http://www.montykins.com/mkins/000495.html _____________________ BTW WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!
Oz Spade ReadsNoPostLongerThanHand Join date: 23 Sep 2003 Posts: 2,708	02-29-2004 12:33 I totaly forgot about all those old ones, Cocoa Crispies, Cookie Crisp, etc. I think theres some mind whiping message in them also, so once you go for awhile without seeing them they dissapear from your memory so you don't realize as a grown up that they tried to get you as a kid. Cereal is evil. Heres my theory... All cereal cartoon characters are part of an eliet group, they call themselves Sinister Cereals, they meet every wensday night (thursday is bowling) and plan how they will next convince kids to eat their cereal. They all keep using the same plans but they rotate the plans, soon we will see Cap'n Crunch (otherwise known as Bob Huesman, wanted in 40 states) being the villian in his comercials instead of the hero, and the Trix Rabbit (otherwise known as The Hare, last seen holding a tea party with an unsuspecting girl named Alice, still wanted in Wonderland) will become the hero, giving kids tons and tons of Trix (or TT as its known on "the street". If they keep making the Trix Rabbit bad for 10 more years... ugh... cmon, its just tedius. _____________________ "Don't anticipate outcome," the man said. "Await the unfolding of events. Remain in the moment." - Konrad
Garoad Kuroda Prophet of Muppetry Join date: 5 Sep 2003 Posts: 2,989	03-04-2004 04:32 I disagree with your assertion that cereal groups are an underground organization for this reason: Your theory is flawed in that it is a well known fact that cereal characters have been becoming more and more "wussy" over the years. Take for example "Count Chocula". Observe the difference shown here approximately 70% towards the bottom of the page: http://www.lavasurfer.com/cereal-generalmills.html The count has been turned into a panty-waste, lame excuse for a vampire. This clearly shows cereal characters to be of an evolutionary nature, and that this evolutionary nature conflicts with your depiction of "Captain Crunch" as becoming a villian. You can clearly see at the below link that he had a sword in 1963, but now he has been disarmed by the cereal police. http://www.lavasurfer.com/cereal-quakeroats.html Thus, it is obvious that your theory is flawed! _____________________ BTW WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!
Oz Spade ReadsNoPostLongerThanHand Join date: 23 Sep 2003 Posts: 2,708	03-04-2004 08:07 You're falling for their trap Garoad! Its all part of the plan! They want you to think they're getting weaker... then... when you least expect it.... BAM it falls full swing and everyone is on their ass before they knew what hit them! Theres two things I think is kinda sad... 1: Cereal comercials used to tell a story, I remember the old days of the adventures of the Cap'n and of the various other cereal cartoon characters. Now-days though its all just "Buy my cereal!!" no story in the comercials at all. I wonder why this changed? Don't you think kids would get more involved with a cereal and become more addicted if there was a story to go with it? 2: The fact that there were/are stories is kinda sad... instead of just saying "We're remaking Cap'n Crunch." they made up a whole story about him going to the center of the earth... for a cereal cartoon character! Now it is clever and I admire them for being so dedicated to their character... but it is kind of odd. That website is cool though, full of interisting facts I never cared to know untill I read them! Don't fall for their trap though Garoad! Don't let the Sinister Cereals fool you!!! Or maybe... you're one of them! Maybe your avatar is a character from a Japanese cereal box and thats what you really look like!! _____________________ "Don't anticipate outcome," the man said. "Await the unfolding of events. Remain in the moment." - Konrad
Garoad Kuroda Prophet of Muppetry Join date: 5 Sep 2003 Posts: 2,989	03-05-2004 00:12 No, no, everyone knows I'm a space alien from Mars so your hypothesis must be incorrect! Furthermore, with my PhD in Cereal Breakfast Character History I believe I am more qualified than you to offer my expert opinion on this subject! So there! Although I do agree with you that Serial Killers are a good thing....FRUITY PEBBLES MUST DIE! _____________________ BTW WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!
Pendari Lorentz Senior Member Join date: 5 Sep 2003 Posts: 4,372	03-05-2004 05:57 From: someone Originally posted by Maerl Underthorn This should help some of you <grin> <ahem> http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/killerquiz.htm OMG! I took the quiz and it told me: "Congratulations, if you were a serial killer you would be... Ted Bundy" _____________________ hugs everyone
Drift Monde Junior Member Join date: 27 Nov 2003 Posts: 335	03-05-2004 07:29 LoL Pendari.. i'm Son of Sam!
Garoad Kuroda Prophet of Muppetry Join date: 5 Sep 2003 Posts: 2,989	03-05-2004 17:11 Hmm I'm the Zodiac Killer... and hmmmm again....he was never caught....... _____________________ BTW WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!
Devlin Gallant Thought Police Join date: 18 Jun 2003 Posts: 5,948	03-05-2004 19:56 I am John Wayne Gacy. I knew the minute that they asked what I looked like (fat) that's who it would be. _____________________ I LIKE children, I've just never been able to finish a whole one.

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