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You know your a serial killer....

Xavier VonLenard
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02-24-2004 12:55
A woman attending her mothers funeral meets the man of her dreams. She leaves the funeral and forgets his number on the table. Two days later she kills her sister.

Whats her motive ?
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Ama Omega
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02-24-2004 13:00
I'm assuming this is one of those 'yes-no' question thingies?

Did she actually weild the weapon that killed her sister?

(If I'm wrong I will make another post)
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Misnomer Jones
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02-24-2004 13:09
oh I know this... so, I won't spoil it for the rest of you.
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Buck Weaver
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02-24-2004 13:10
someone was listening to Howard Stern this morning....
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forestrock Flower
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02-24-2004 13:53
I haven't heard this so, I'll put on my convoluting hat:

The sister finds the number on the table and recogizes not only the woman's (her sister's) handwriting who wrote it, but the number too. Figuring that the woman has uncovered the sister's plot, the sister confronts and confesses to the woman. She admits that the number written down was that of the hitman used to kill their mother. The woman, in an engulfing rage, strangles her matricidal sister.
Snark Serpentine
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02-24-2004 13:54
Guessed, failed. But darn that's creepy. Like the arrow in the Federal Express logo, now I can't see anything else.
Xavier VonLenard
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02-25-2004 06:06
Ok from what was on the radio only serial killers get this answer correct.

The woman killed her sister hoping the guy she fell in love with knows the family and will attend her sisters funeral so she can get the number again.
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Beau Perkins
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02-25-2004 07:00
did this really happen?
Snark Serpentine
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02-25-2004 10:19
Whether or not something like this ever happened isn't the point of the exercise. It's a window into another way of thinking.

More about this "quiz" can be found on Snopes, although the take on it is rather different (since it was previously presented as valid):
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/sister.htm
Julian Fate
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02-25-2004 15:19
From: someone
You know your a serial killer...

...if you've murdered a number of people, usually following a pattern in your selection of victims. Simple answer really.
Devlin Gallant
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02-25-2004 17:49
Does killing 37 pregnant pygmies wearing Tu-tus and stilleto heals while dancing the cha-cha count?
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Kano Khan
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02-26-2004 02:36
she wants to see the man again
i answered this a long time ago and my family just stared at me
Snark Serpentine
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02-26-2004 09:21
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Does killing 37 pregnant pygmies wearing Tu-tus and stilleto heals while dancing the cha-cha count?

Good question!
...were you dancing the cha-cha, or were they?
Garoad Kuroda
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02-26-2004 23:20
Ok...I'm not a serial killer, so maybe I just don't understand.

But why would someone want to "kill", for example, a box of Honey Nut Cheerios? Or Trix....or Fruity Pebbles. I mean, I know Fruity Pebbles must taste like crap, but does that give anyone an excuse to smash it with a baseball bat? Or does the bad taste of regular Cheerios REALLY give you the right to set it on fire and sacrifice it to the gods? No.

Anyway, you can't kill an inanimate object like...a box of Lucky Charms....DUH!
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!
Nephilaine Protagonist
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02-27-2004 09:41
Fruity Pebbles: Imagine confetti soaked in caro syrup, then redried and boxed as part of your complete breakfast. They are nasty, and deserve to die.
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Garoad Kuroda
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02-27-2004 10:19
Well that changes everything for me!

Fruity Pebbles must die.
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!
Oz Spade
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02-27-2004 14:04
If I was the Trix rabbit, or Lucky from Lucky Charms, I would have killed those damned kids stealing my cereal and after my lucky charms a long time ago.

I mean cmon, its been what, 50 years? And those kids STILL wont let the damn rabbit get some trix?!

AND they're STILL after lucky and his charms? Have those kids NOT seen Leperchaun 1-5? DO NOT piss off leperchauns!

There was this one thing where this guy said if he was Lucky he would have turned them into marshmellows.

I just want to see the Trix rabbit get some Trix atleast ONCE, He's called the freaking Trix Rabbit!!

Argh... something like that should not upset me as much as it does. Lol.
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Snark Serpentine
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02-27-2004 14:06
Captain Crunch. I remember eating this sugary cereal. It was like chewing glass; after a bowl, my gums would be lacerated and sensitive to salt.

As far as I'm concerned, it's self-defense.
Garoad Kuroda
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02-27-2004 15:07
Trix rabbit. Typical example of corporations taking advantage of helpless animals and using them to gain profit for themselves at the animal's expense. PETA would be pissed.

And Lucky, well if he ever kicks the crap out of those kids, *I* won't care at all. They got what they deserve!

Congratulations, our hijack of this thread has been a complete success. lol

Silly rabbit, Trix are for--*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Captain Crunch...yeah right, he's not a real captain! I bet he's never even been ON a boat!
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!
Maerl Underthorn
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02-28-2004 03:24
This should help some of you <grin> <ahem>

http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/killerquiz.htm
Dusty Rhodes
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02-28-2004 07:14
From: someone
Originally posted by Garoad Kuroda
Trix rabbit. Typical example of corporations taking advantage of helpless animals and using them to gain profit for themselves at the animal's expense. PETA would be pissed.


Quite the contrary, Garoad. Have you ever read the ingredients of Trix? PETA would be right to sue anyone who fed that stuff to helpless animals.
Oz Spade
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02-28-2004 07:16
What about the children?

Will someone please think of the children!??!

Oh... and you don't want to know what I got for that serial killer quiz, lol.
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Maerl Underthorn
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02-28-2004 07:17
Yes we do OZ..lol...i got Ed Gein lol
Dusty Rhodes
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02-28-2004 09:27
What I want to know is how they got my picture!
Garoad Kuroda
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02-28-2004 20:21
From: someone
Originally posted by Dusty Rhodes
Quite the contrary, Garoad. Have you ever read the ingredients of Trix? PETA would be right to sue anyone who fed that stuff to helpless animals.


I don't follow... I said they'd be pissed, not proud. lol
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!
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