http://www.timecube.com/

Everyone point at the silly man and laugh

You were educated stupid
and evil by evil educators.

Adults are EVIL to children.

God is a word masturbation. (That was a good one!)

A fart has more "substance"
than a human emitted word.

St. Petersburg Times is Evil
for refusing to inform public

And what I hope to be a paradoy of this site:

http://somethingawful.com/learning_triangle/index.htm

That dude should take his medication

This unfortunately isn't a parody of anything... the link has been going around for a while now... the dude is completely serious.

What in the [explitive deleted] world is this guy on?

You'd think if he realy had some kind of theory about time he would present it in some kind of sane manor. But then again he admits his psyciatrist found him to be scitsophrenic go fig.

This IS all over the place, I'm certain I've seen it before WAY before I discovered SL.

I think it's funny how he says "cubic time" somewhere in there (which would imply three), but he goes on about four 24 hour days or something. What would that be quadric time or something? I guess I just don't understand!

What if he's right and we're all wrong?

Well he is. Sorta. Of course there are 4 simultaneous "days" going on at the "four corners" of the world, however you want to define them.
Except that there arent just four "corners" with four ongoing "days".
There's a huge amount of timezones, and in each timezone(="corner" there is a different "day".
I dont know whats so incredibly new about this. The guy is just a crackpot that had this bright idea one day and started looking at the world and seeing that a lot of other things fit in cubes, so obviously the cube shape must have some divine origin and some big mistery behind it
All bow down to the mighty default textured cube.

Sounds like a classic schizophrenic to me. I have a close friend who is also and she has the same kind of "profound" insights (she dreams parables, hears voices that speak in cryptic psuedo-philosophical babble). Sometimes it actually is quite profoud and I'm often amazed by the things that come out of her mind. She still knows the difference between reality and the products of her illness, but in time she won't anymore. It's freaky, frightening, and sometimes downright amazing, but mostly it's just sad.

One time in NYC I had a long conversation with a homeless guy was was obviously schizophrenic. He showed me detailed drawings scrawled on napkins, old pieces of newspaper, burger wrappers, and whatnot... of the perpetual motion machine he was convinced he'd invented. It's like these people took a whole bunch of LSD and just never came back.

Hey, it's not just the theory.

Remember kids, God is word masturbation.

Words and their usage/meaning/manipulation can often be very important to people who suffer fron schizophrenia. I have had several friends who suffer from this condition. One claims to know 'illegal math'. Using a secret mathamatical formula with the number zero, and the infinity symbol, he claims he can slow down or speed up time.

God evolves from Santa.

Finally, someone to represent my thoughts! :rollseyes:

So Chip, what kind of "amazing" things does this person say?

Nothing in particular really Darwin. Just sometimes when we're hanging out and she's hearing voices, she tells me what they're saying. Sorta like if satan ran a new age book store and called you up to read random passages every now and then. Sometimes they're pearls of wisdon, and sometimes they're a demonic voice telling you something like "save the squid." I'm not sure it's so different than what any intelligent person may imagine during a really out there daydream... but to her it's frequent and difficult to distinguish from reality. I joke with her that maybe she's just hard of hearing and we laugh about a frustrated demon going "I said quid, not squid!" She'll have dreams and it will take a day or two for her to realize it was a dream... like wondering why she can't find someone's number and then realizing it's because they don't actually exist. Not fun.

Some people shouldn't be allowed to buy rubbing alcohol and Kool-Aid at the same time.

Leave it to Eggy to actually do the research and figure out what the guy is saying (or trying to say!)

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Me too, Maxx. (but I don't hear voices, honest! )

When I get back home from my vacation, I'll bump this thread with a few choice links from my IE favorites folder.

(wishing he followed through with the idea of setting up remote access to his PC before he left the UK)

People who hear voices often use walkmans and other headphone related devices to 'drown' them out. Doesn't always work tho. A friend of mine in Tucson siad his voices would just sing along to the music.

Now why on Earth would this person say that the St. Petersburg Times is evil for not informing the public? Inform them of what? As a side note I live in Saint Petersburg, Florida where the Saint Petersburg Times is circulated and I see a mixture of both liberal and conservative viewpoints.

They're evil for not informing the public [about the time cube site and his ideas], so says the looney.

Teaching that Earth has only 1 day in 1 rotation, is adult poison forced on their children, as in the Jonestown mass murder. Cubeless academia = armageddon and a barren Earth for children.

It doesn't get much better than that...
actually it probably does, but I don't feel like reading it haha.

On another note, the guy is probably absolutely correct. The only problem is, it doesn't really matter. I wonder when he'll figure that out

If I remember right, this guy is a complete and total nutball across the board, not just on this subject. (In the tradition of the illustrious Kent Hovind.)

I seem to remember a few interviews where he was ranting about how evil and savage the Tibetans were and how they deserved to be taken over by 'cummunist (sic) china' who were just as evil and twisted.

He's confused as well as nuts.

Cummunist china sounds like something out of a bad porn movie

You just can't make this stuff up.

Hehe,

The scarey thing is this guy quotes himself through out his rantings and speaks about himself in the third person... Hmmm, maybe he is losing it or never had it


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Trimda Hedges

I submit that the cube and triangle theorys are wrong.

The actual correct shape of time (on our planet) is an icosikaitetragon if time is 2D and tetrahexahegon if time is 3D.

Look it up.