Poetry offline contest!
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Andie Apollo
Designer with heart
Join date: 1 Nov 2003
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12-02-2004 14:08
From: Billy Grace My vote goes for this one. Short but sweet! ok 1 vote for rinaz so far! |
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 5,948
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12-02-2004 17:49
I vote for 'none of the above'.
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Darko Cellardoor
Cannabinoid Addict
Join date: 10 Nov 2003
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12-02-2004 18:56
From: Devlin Gallant I vote for 'none of the above'. Haha. Nice.  |
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Siggy Romulus
DILLIGAF
Join date: 22 Sep 2003
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12-02-2004 19:02
When things go wrong, as they quite oft will...
And your daily road seems all uphill.....
When your sales are low, and your tier is sky high...
When you try to laugh, but can only cry.....
When you feel you wanna log off and quit.....
..... don't run to me, I don't give a shit.
Siggy.
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Siggy Romulus
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Join date: 22 Sep 2003
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12-02-2004 19:18
Holy crap - money is on the line -- I better write something serious, sensitive, and worthwhile...
NAH!
Siggy made a prick, all textured steel,
And strapped it on to a great big wheel.
It shot particles of glistening cream.
It was the greatest prim-penis you had ever seen
Round and around went the great big wheel
In and out went the prick of steel
I'll lay you money on a sure fire bet
that the great big wheel, is a-turnin yet.
At Club Phobos, Siggy rollled it through the door
and the wheel started up with a great big roar
It went to some girl and it rolled on top
And shot particle cream till she cried out STOP!!!!!!
Round and around went that great big wheel
In and out went the prick of steel
I'll lay you money on a sure fire bet
that the great big wheel, is a-turnin yet.
The wheel sped up, and would you guess
That it shot to shit the sim's FPS
until at last the poor girl cried
ENOUGH, ENOUGH!!!! I'M SATISFIED!!!!
Round and around went the great big wheel
in and out went the prick of steel,
I'll lay you money on a sure fire bet
that the great big wheel, is a turning yet...
Now we come to the tragic bit
There was no way of stopping it
Her AV was split from arse to tit
and the whole premonition was covered in shit.
Round and around went the great big wheel
In and out went the prick of steel
I'll lay you money on a sure fire bet,
that the great big wheel......... is a turning yet.
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Cartridge Partridge
Noodly appendage
Join date: 13 Sep 2004
Posts: 999
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12-02-2004 22:47
Another vote for rinaz here. I am a really lazy guy, so i can't read all the other longer poems... 
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aku cinta kamu sepenuh hati, rinaz sayangku.My short term memory died about 10 years ago. It's the last thing i remember. Did i tell you already?
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Cartridge Partridge
Noodly appendage
Join date: 13 Sep 2004
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12-02-2004 22:56
From: Andie Apollo From: Cartridge Partridge Good one, Devlin  what?! Good one, Andie
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aku cinta kamu sepenuh hati, rinaz sayangku.My short term memory died about 10 years ago. It's the last thing i remember. Did i tell you already?
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Ursa Falcone
Rocket Scientist
Join date: 26 Mar 2004
Posts: 1,989
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12-03-2004 07:08
New Submission!! I love Andie Apollo! She fills my heart with glee Every baby that she makes Is fine as it can be! I love Andie Apollo! She's a fine site to see I will love her even more When she gives her gold to me!
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rinaz bijoux
is your friend!
Join date: 8 Oct 2004
Posts: 1,238
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12-03-2004 07:17
From: Ursa Falcone New Submission!! I love Andie Apollo! She fills my heart with glee Every baby that she makes Is fine as it can be! I love Andie Apollo! She's a fine site to see I will love her even more When she gives her gold to me! *chuckles* Blatant curry favour you 
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Mi Carissimo Cartcart ... Ti penso sempre . Ti amo tanto tanto tanto So blessed are we to have each other
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Andie Apollo
Designer with heart
Join date: 1 Nov 2003
Posts: 667
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12-03-2004 10:12
From: Ursa Falcone New Submission!! I love Andie Apollo! She fills my heart with glee Every baby that she makes Is fine as it can be! I love Andie Apollo! She's a fine site to see I will love her even more When she gives her gold to me! awww....lol....omg...rofl! |
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Ghoti Nyak
καλλιστι
Join date: 7 Aug 2004
Posts: 2,078
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12-03-2004 10:43
“Poetry”
Bouncing words
Eloquent vowels
Druid’s chant
Wolves Howls
Feelings expressed
In words that rhyme
Coming to life
Suspended in time
-Ghoti
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Blake Rockwell
Fun Businesses
Join date: 31 Oct 2004
Posts: 1,606
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12-03-2004 11:21
Everglades of night relflect the moon on the Sea
The tide is rising as I journey in search of thee
Visions of memories of the Queen I once knew..
where have you gone..I must find and rescue you..
the wind it churns whispering in the wind..
the sound of your voice..I hear you again
In the distance you call out to me..
the fog is thick I can barely see...
This ship of love overturned I try to swim
and find you there ..the water is
deep as the love we once shared
I grab your hand and hold you tight
even though we know..we can no longer fight
YOu kiss me one last time to say goodbye
though we will not live..our love will never die.
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
Posts: 6,734
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12-03-2004 11:27
vomit
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
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12-03-2004 11:28
A tie between Darko and Siggy for me !! Brilliance. 
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Blake Rockwell
Fun Businesses
Join date: 31 Oct 2004
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12-03-2004 11:39
From: Lecktor Hannibal vomit The truth is revealed..you do not hide for now I know that you dispise Your true intent was always there to make a fool you do not care though one was new thought you a friend now you show what you intend the times we had the sheep you did ride your only words are to critisize. |
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
Posts: 6,734
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12-03-2004 11:50
From: Blake Rockwell The truth is revealed..you do not hide
for now I know that you dispise
Your true intent was always there
to make a fool you do not care
though one was new thought you a friend
now you show what you intend
the times we had the sheep you did ride
your only words are to critisize. You are hilarious
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Beau Perkins
Second Life Resident.
Join date: 25 Dec 2003
Posts: 1,061
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12-03-2004 11:57
I should have sold when the blocks were smaller,
Now Im stuck with just four dollars,
My land is worthless and no one buys,
Land tiers make me weep and cry,
IGE fucked up the market,
Now breaking even is the target,
I know it’s a game not a job,
Still I feel burnt and robbed.
People whine and cry about corruption,
Is say blame the Lindens for the new sim eruption,
Are you happy now? We are all broke.
Well....except for maybe the few elite folks.
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Siggy Romulus
DILLIGAF
Join date: 22 Sep 2003
Posts: 5,711
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12-03-2004 19:40
I'm bumpin the thread.....
Ode to Green Fate (to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies)
Well let me tell ya' story 'bout a man named Fate.
He had no cock, so he couldn't masturbate.
He said 'Holy crap!, there's aught but flat skin here to see'
So he sculpted up some prims to look like male anatomy....
Anatomically correct that is.... Some angle to the dangle....
Well the next thing you know Green Fate's a lindenairre,
He made em flaccid and erect, hell he even gave em hair..
But the women all cried 'Hell theres nothing here for me!'
So he made a prim vagina and he even made it pee....
Urinate that is -- golden showers! -- you perverted bastard!
Ya'll visit his vendors now, y'hear?
Siggy.
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Andie Apollo
Designer with heart
Join date: 1 Nov 2003
Posts: 667
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12-04-2004 03:28
From: Siggy Romulus I'm bumpin the thread.....
Ode to Green Fate (to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies)
Well let me tell ya' story 'bout a man named Fate.
He had no cock, so he couldn't masturbate.
He said 'Holy crap!, there's aught but flat skin here to see'
So he sculpted up some prims to look like male anatomy....
Anatomically correct that is.... Some angle to the dangle....
Well the next thing you know Green Fate's a lindenairre,
He made em flaccid and erect, hell he even gave em hair..
But the women all cried 'Hell theres nothing here for me!'
So he made a prim vagina and he even made it pee....
Urinate that is -- golden showers! -- you perverted bastard!
Ya'll visit his vendors now, y'hear?
Siggy. Nice Siggy! But as you know Green fate is one of the greatest scripter in SL and he did a lot of great other stuffs too. He made a waltz script for my opernball and kite and ... He is a very talented scripter! |
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 5,948
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12-04-2004 04:01
Siggy's last one has my vote.
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Siggy Romulus
DILLIGAF
Join date: 22 Sep 2003
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12-04-2004 04:40
From: Andie Apollo Nice Siggy! But as you know Green fate is one of the greatest scripter in SL and he did a lot of great other stuffs too. He made a waltz script for my opernball and kite and ... He is a very talented scripter! I know Green very very well - which is why I'm so comfortable making fun of him. I'll only lampoon those I care about - if I don't like you, I'd never waste the energy. Siggy.
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Adam Cooper
Just call me Uncle Adam..
Join date: 10 Oct 2004
Posts: 380
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12-04-2004 05:45
I'd post mine but I tend to write long ones..... However if anyone starts a "best poetry/lyric" contest/poll I have a few I'd be happy to add.... Great thread.........
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Darko Cellardoor
Cannabinoid Addict
Join date: 10 Nov 2003
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12-04-2004 08:23
From: Siggy Romulus I know Green very very well - which is why I'm so comfortable making fun of him.
I'll only lampoon those I care about - if I don't like you, I'd never waste the energy.
Siggy. Dude Green is the coolest! |
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Green Fate
Social Conundrum
Join date: 5 Dec 2003
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12-12-2004 17:30
YAY! Go Siggy!
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