This contest is till next week at the same day and time!
I am excited to read your poems!

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Andie Apollo
Designer with heart
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11-25-2004 02:47
Lets write your own poem!... I will give 1000Lindens to the winner in the world.
This contest is till next week at the same day and time! I am excited to read your poems! ![]() |
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rinaz bijoux
is your friend!
Join date: 8 Oct 2004
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11-25-2004 03:09
Aww andie ...
What a great idea ... well I'm not much of a poet, but I'm glad to be the first to reply Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesnt _____________________
Mi Carissimo Cartcart ... Ti penso sempre . Ti amo tanto tanto tanto So blessed are we to have each other |
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Andie Apollo
Designer with heart
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11-25-2004 03:14
Nice!Rinaz
PS. your poem could be German or English! |
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
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11-25-2004 10:09
No no, Andie. Her poem is definately English.
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I LIKE children, I've just never been able to finish a whole one.
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Andie Apollo
Designer with heart
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11-25-2004 10:19
No no, Andie. Her poem is definately English. What? ![]() |
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Talen Morgan
Amused
Join date: 2 Apr 2004
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11-25-2004 10:32
There was a young man from Baltimore
Who had 50 bucks and wanted a whore he found him a hooker and all went to plan till he reached down her pants and found she was a man He stomped and shouted and shouted some more you see he wanted a woman not a man whore The hooker spoke up but only to say come on sugar it won't make you gay As there was no reund policy and he was ready to go our young man considered a closed eye blow He imagined a woman with big luscious lips and when it was done he gave him a tip The manwhore pondered this gratuity...it really made no sense the young man said in perpetuity....although I was on the fence... You gave me more than any young man could have hoped and you're not quite as ugly as the last man I groped. |
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Andie Apollo
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11-25-2004 11:16
Good!
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Cartridge Partridge
Noodly appendage
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11-25-2004 11:44
No no, Andie. Her poem is definately English. Good one, Devlin |
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rinaz bijoux
is your friend!
Join date: 8 Oct 2004
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11-25-2004 14:10
There was a young man from Baltimore <snip!> Oh my, too much for me to read in the morning ... (makes herself a nice cuppa tea)I think I'll think of something later on my way home on the bus for a poem ... I'm really not good at it ..but I'll try ![]() _____________________
Mi Carissimo Cartcart ... Ti penso sempre . Ti amo tanto tanto tanto So blessed are we to have each other |
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Andie Apollo
Designer with heart
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11-26-2004 04:35
Good one, Devlin what?! ![]() |
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MrsJakal Suavage
Purple Butterfly
Join date: 18 Jul 2004
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Twinkle Stars while intoxicated
11-26-2004 04:39
Starkle Starkle little twink
Its not what the fuk you are I think Its not that I'm under the afluence of inkahol Its just the drunker I sit here The longer I get ![]() _____________________
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
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11-26-2004 06:09
Meter people! Learn how to use POETIC METER! Please.
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Andie Apollo
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11-28-2004 02:10
Meter people! Learn how to use POETIC METER! Please. Thank you Devlin! |
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Olympia Rebus
Muse of Chaos
Join date: 22 Feb 2004
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11-28-2004 08:28
Twinkle Twinkle Popup Add
They annoy me oh so bad Up above my desktop view They arive in constant spew... hey, I never said I was a poet ![]() _____________________
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
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11-28-2004 08:33
But at least YOU have meter.
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Olympia Rebus
Muse of Chaos
Join date: 22 Feb 2004
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11-28-2004 08:57
But at least YOU have meter. maybe about .9144 meter Twinkle Twinkle little lag Things have slowed down to a drag Attachments gone, and turning grey I'm through the floor, then bounce away ![]() _____________________
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Ursa Falcone
Rocket Scientist
Join date: 26 Mar 2004
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11-28-2004 09:03
One day outside of le Cadre I cried
my Second Life genital attachment had 'died' I needed it badly in order to get My favorite AV all tingly and wet. She was waiting for me in the bushes in Lusk To meet and to consumate our passion at dusk No linden dollars to shower on my spouse Let alone the time to build us a house - I managed to catch her eye with some dancing New animations that I bought had me prancing We dipped and we weaved 'til we both nearly heaved We decided to marry - our hearts on our sleeves. I flew to the place that I knew would have gear She already had hers - hmmm thats interesting dear. Though perhaps not a virgin to cybering stuff I could not resist her when I saw her in the buff So there I was shopping for an attachment penis as fast as I could so to make the date with my Venus But soon as I bought it and 'strapped' it on good I sadly discovered that I couldn't get wood So here I weep on a bench in the park I know my love waits in Lusk in the dark It will do no good to shop more and hurry I am sure she is happy now shagging a furry. _____________________
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Darko Cellardoor
Cannabinoid Addict
Join date: 10 Nov 2003
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11-28-2004 10:37
Amor Secreto
Pot Hash Ganja Mota Weed, Whatever you're called it's you I need, Crumble, roll inhale and taste Far too precious to go to waste. Cordova Sands to Jamaican heights, Virtual weed and Northern Lights, Whether in Skins, a Bowl or Bong, To get me Stoned it won't be long. I'll puff and suck, draw you inside, Then find a place for you to hide. I wish they'd understand and see, What your buzz does for me. Thai stick, leafy buds, Nepalese fingers and Soapy suds Luscious, textured, stinky and sweet You are even good enough to eat. You make me feel, you make SL fun, I smoke and smoke untill i'm done. And then I have to find a place, For you to hide until where you'll be safe, For if they found you, I would wail, Arrested, fined, even jail! Goodbye for now my precious gift, See ya next time in my spliff! One Love. ![]() |
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Ursa Falcone
Rocket Scientist
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11-29-2004 09:00
bumpity bump bump
Hey where are all of you longfellows??? _____________________
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Andie Apollo
Designer with heart
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11-30-2004 01:43
Good...I think I should post a poll with all names soon , so people could vote for best poem.
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Andie Apollo
Designer with heart
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Vote now!
12-01-2004 22:43
Which poem do you like?
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Ursa Falcone
Rocket Scientist
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bumpity bump bump
12-02-2004 07:40
Hey Andie - if there are only this many poems, I would say that you are off the hook.
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Darko Cellardoor
Cannabinoid Addict
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12-02-2004 13:49
Bump. VOTE PLEASE!
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Andie Apollo
Designer with heart
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12-02-2004 13:53
Bump. VOTE PLEASE! ![]() 1k is waiting for the winner of poetry offline contest. Lets vote please! |
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a lost user
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12-02-2004 14:06
Aww andie ... What a great idea ... well I'm not much of a poet, but I'm glad to be the first to reply Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesnt My vote goes for this one. Short but sweet! _____________________
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