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Poetry offline contest!

Andie Apollo
Designer with heart
Join date: 1 Nov 2003
Posts: 667
11-25-2004 02:47
Lets write your own poem!... I will give 1000Lindens to the winner in the world.
This contest is till next week at the same day and time!

I am excited to read your poems! :)
rinaz bijoux
is your friend!
Join date: 8 Oct 2004
Posts: 1,238
11-25-2004 03:09
Aww andie ... :) What a great idea ... well I'm not much of a poet, but I'm glad to be the first to reply :D

Roses are red
Violets are blue
some poems rhyme
this one doesnt
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Andie Apollo
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11-25-2004 03:14
Nice!Rinaz :)

PS. your poem could be German or English!
Devlin Gallant
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Posts: 5,948
11-25-2004 10:09
No no, Andie. Her poem is definately English.
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Andie Apollo
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11-25-2004 10:19
From: Devlin Gallant
No no, Andie. Her poem is definately English.

What? :rolleyes:
Talen Morgan
Amused
Join date: 2 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,097
11-25-2004 10:32
There was a young man from Baltimore
Who had 50 bucks and wanted a whore
he found him a hooker and all went to plan
till he reached down her pants and found she was a man

He stomped and shouted and shouted some more
you see he wanted a woman not a man whore
The hooker spoke up but only to say
come on sugar it won't make you gay

As there was no reund policy and he was ready to go
our young man considered a closed eye blow
He imagined a woman with big luscious lips
and when it was done he gave him a tip

The manwhore pondered this gratuity...it really made no sense
the young man said in perpetuity....although I was on the fence...
You gave me more than any young man could have hoped
and you're not quite as ugly as the last man I groped.
Andie Apollo
Designer with heart
Join date: 1 Nov 2003
Posts: 667
11-25-2004 11:16
Good! :)
Cartridge Partridge
Noodly appendage
Join date: 13 Sep 2004
Posts: 999
11-25-2004 11:44
From: Devlin Gallant
No no, Andie. Her poem is definately English.

Good one, Devlin
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rinaz bijoux
is your friend!
Join date: 8 Oct 2004
Posts: 1,238
11-25-2004 14:10
From: Talen Morgan
There was a young man from Baltimore

<snip!>


Oh my, too much for me to read in the morning ...
:eek: (makes herself a nice cuppa tea)

I think I'll think of something later on my way home on the bus for a poem ... I'm really not good at it ..but I'll try :)
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Andie Apollo
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Posts: 667
11-26-2004 04:35
From: Cartridge Partridge
Good one, Devlin


what?! :rolleyes:
MrsJakal Suavage
Purple Butterfly
Join date: 18 Jul 2004
Posts: 1,434
Twinkle Stars while intoxicated
11-26-2004 04:39
Starkle Starkle little twink
Its not what the fuk you are I think
Its not that I'm under the afluence of inkahol
Its just the drunker I sit here
The longer I get
:p
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 5,948
11-26-2004 06:09
Meter people! Learn how to use POETIC METER! Please.
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Andie Apollo
Designer with heart
Join date: 1 Nov 2003
Posts: 667
11-28-2004 02:10
From: Devlin Gallant
Meter people! Learn how to use POETIC METER! Please.


Thank you Devlin!
Olympia Rebus
Muse of Chaos
Join date: 22 Feb 2004
Posts: 1,831
11-28-2004 08:28
Twinkle Twinkle Popup Add
They annoy me oh so bad
Up above my desktop view
They arive in constant spew...


hey, I never said I was a poet :D
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Devlin Gallant
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11-28-2004 08:33
But at least YOU have meter.
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Olympia Rebus
Muse of Chaos
Join date: 22 Feb 2004
Posts: 1,831
11-28-2004 08:57
From: Devlin Gallant
But at least YOU have meter.


maybe about .9144 meter

Twinkle Twinkle little lag
Things have slowed down to a drag
Attachments gone, and turning grey
I'm through the floor, then bounce away :p
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Ursa Falcone
Rocket Scientist
Join date: 26 Mar 2004
Posts: 1,989
11-28-2004 09:03
One day outside of le Cadre I cried
my Second Life genital attachment had 'died'
I needed it badly in order to get
My favorite AV all tingly and wet.

She was waiting for me in the bushes in Lusk
To meet and to consumate our passion at dusk
No linden dollars to shower on my spouse
Let alone the time to build us a house -

I managed to catch her eye with some dancing
New animations that I bought had me prancing
We dipped and we weaved 'til we both nearly heaved
We decided to marry - our hearts on our sleeves.

I flew to the place that I knew would have gear
She already had hers - hmmm thats interesting dear.
Though perhaps not a virgin to cybering stuff
I could not resist her when I saw her in the buff

So there I was shopping for an attachment penis
as fast as I could so to make the date with my Venus
But soon as I bought it and 'strapped' it on good
I sadly discovered that I couldn't get wood

So here I weep on a bench in the park
I know my love waits in Lusk in the dark
It will do no good to shop more and hurry
I am sure she is happy now shagging a furry.
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Darko Cellardoor
Cannabinoid Addict
Join date: 10 Nov 2003
Posts: 1,307
11-28-2004 10:37
Amor Secreto

Pot Hash Ganja Mota Weed,
Whatever you're called it's you I need,
Crumble, roll inhale and taste
Far too precious to go to waste.
Cordova Sands to Jamaican heights,
Virtual weed and Northern Lights,
Whether in Skins, a Bowl or Bong,
To get me Stoned it won't be long.
I'll puff and suck, draw you inside,
Then find a place for you to hide.
I wish they'd understand and see,
What your buzz does for me.

Thai stick, leafy buds,
Nepalese fingers and Soapy suds
Luscious, textured, stinky and sweet
You are even good enough to eat.
You make me feel, you make SL fun,
I smoke and smoke untill i'm done.
And then I have to find a place,
For you to hide until where you'll be safe,
For if they found you, I would wail,
Arrested, fined, even jail!
Goodbye for now my precious gift,
See ya next time in my spliff!

One Love. :D
Ursa Falcone
Rocket Scientist
Join date: 26 Mar 2004
Posts: 1,989
11-29-2004 09:00
bumpity bump bump

Hey where are all of you longfellows???
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Andie Apollo
Designer with heart
Join date: 1 Nov 2003
Posts: 667
11-30-2004 01:43
Good...I think I should post a poll with all names soon , so people could vote for best poem. :)
Andie Apollo
Designer with heart
Join date: 1 Nov 2003
Posts: 667
Vote now!
12-01-2004 22:43
Which poem do you like?
Ursa Falcone
Rocket Scientist
Join date: 26 Mar 2004
Posts: 1,989
bumpity bump bump
12-02-2004 07:40
Hey Andie - if there are only this many poems, I would say that you are off the hook. :D
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Darko Cellardoor
Cannabinoid Addict
Join date: 10 Nov 2003
Posts: 1,307
12-02-2004 13:49
Bump. VOTE PLEASE! :D
Andie Apollo
Designer with heart
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Posts: 667
12-02-2004 13:53
From: Darko Cellardoor
Bump. VOTE PLEASE! :D


1k is waiting for the winner of poetry offline contest. :)

Lets vote please!
a lost user
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12-02-2004 14:06
From: rinaz bijoux
Aww andie ... :) What a great idea ... well I'm not much of a poet, but I'm glad to be the first to reply :D

Roses are red
Violets are blue
some poems rhyme
this one doesnt

My vote goes for this one. Short but sweet!
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