The secrets of male happiness
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Shadus Stonebender
Evil Monkey
Join date: 17 Jan 2005
Posts: 37
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01-29-2005 23:25
From: Essence Lumin From: someone You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Yes I do. i'm mechanically inept. Yah me too :/ I'll tell you like my ex told me (her father was a mechanic)... Lefty Loosey, Righty Tighty.
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Eggy Lippmann
Wiktator
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 7,939
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01-29-2005 23:39
moob... now theres a new word. Shadus, how dare you have as many IM icons as me! I am the IM king! Boo!  |
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Isis Becquerel
Ferine Strumpet
Join date: 1 Sep 2004
Posts: 971
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01-30-2005 00:06
From: Shadus Stonebender Actually it all comes down to one single reason... the rest is just there we don't notice it. Actually it comes down to the fact that I have to undress from the waist down and practically do a backbend while trying to position myself to pee on a wall without it running into my tennies. Don't ask me how I know, I just do.
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One of the most fashionable notions of our times is that social problems like poverty and oppression breed wars. Most wars, however, are started by well-fed people with time on their hands to dream up half-baked ideologies or grandiose ambitions, and to nurse real or imagined grievances.
Thomas Sowell
As long as the bottle of wine costs more than 50 bucks, I'm not an alcoholic...even if I did drink 3 of them.
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 5,948
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01-30-2005 02:00
From: Eggy Lippmann The 50s are calling, they want their giant list back. Most of what you listed is false, or not necessarily true. This thread should be considered hate speech  Who spit in YOUR coffee?
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I LIKE children, I've just never been able to finish a whole one.
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billy Madison
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Join date: 6 Jun 2004
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01-30-2005 02:01
False!
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
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01-30-2005 02:09
From: billy Madison False! I am going to be just like devlin! Yay Okay, first you have to cut off half your dick. Next, gain 200 lbs. Then lose your mind...wait you did that part already.
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I LIKE children, I've just never been able to finish a whole one.
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billy Madison
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01-30-2005 02:10
From: Devlin Gallant I am going to be just like devlin! Yay
Okay, first you have to cut off half your dick.
Next, gain 200 lbs.
Then lose your mind...wait you did that part already. eh? |
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
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01-30-2005 02:30
Yup.
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I LIKE children, I've just never been able to finish a whole one.
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billy Madison
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01-30-2005 02:31
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
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01-30-2005 02:33
Potato.
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billy Madison
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01-30-2005 03:08
From: Devlin Gallant Potato. Chip |
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Malachi Petunia
Gentle Miscreant
Join date: 21 Sep 2003
Posts: 3,414
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counter-argument - much shorter
01-30-2005 03:09
Multiple orgasms. Q.E.D.
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billy Madison
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01-30-2005 03:10
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
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01-30-2005 03:34
Sigh, I would settle for just ONE orgasm. Or even an organism.
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I LIKE children, I've just never been able to finish a whole one.
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billy Madison
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01-30-2005 03:39
From: Devlin Gallant Sigh, I would settle for just ONE orgasm. Or even an organism. Viagra. |
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rinaz bijoux
is your friend!
Join date: 8 Oct 2004
Posts: 1,238
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01-31-2005 00:26
THE HORMONE WARNING: A warning for all men who haven’t figured it out on their own. For male happiness The hormone hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth, and he takes his life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other! DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown! SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's my paycheck. ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! ULTRA SAFE: Have some more chocolate.
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Mi Carissimo Cartcart ... Ti penso sempre . Ti amo tanto tanto tanto So blessed are we to have each other
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Tikki Kerensky
Insane critter
Join date: 12 Aug 2004
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01-31-2005 18:58
From: Paolo Portocarrero /me is jealous of guys with body hair. I am a "smoothie."  *sigh* Wanna trade? 
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Pudding takes away the pain, the pain of not having pudding.
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