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Love Note for the Brits
Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
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11-19-2004 08:55
From: Olympia Rebus
Brown hair dyed red? Blue eyes? Me too! :D I'm not a Britt but my ancestors were. Maybe Willow and I are distant cousins? If not, she can be my honorary cousin.


YAY join our dysfunctional family :)
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Blake Rockwell
Fun Businesses
Join date: 31 Oct 2004
Posts: 1,606
11-19-2004 08:55
*runs out looking for a dime*
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Lecktor Hannibal
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11-19-2004 08:56
From: Blake Rockwell
*runs out looking for a dime*

What for ?? You gonna drop it ?? :rolleyes:
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From: Khamon Fate
Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible.

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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
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11-19-2004 08:57
From: Lecktor Hannibal
What for ?? You gonna drop it ?? :rolleyes:


dime as in yank money, or dime as in toffee chocolate bar?
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Blake Rockwell
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11-19-2004 08:58
Can I borrow your spoon Kris?
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Willow Zander
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Join date: 22 May 2004
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11-19-2004 08:59
Ok... i think i speak for everyone when i say HUH?
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MrsJakal Suavage
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11-19-2004 09:01
I second that "Huh?" :confused:
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Blake Rockwell
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11-19-2004 09:01
From: Willow Zander
**blinks** ok WTF IS he on? clearly the crack has been surpassed by something FAR worse for you

:D
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Kris Ritter
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Posts: 6,627
11-19-2004 09:01
there is no spoon. there never was. it was all an illusion.
MrsJakal Suavage
Purple Butterfly
Join date: 18 Jul 2004
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11-19-2004 09:01
Oh wait!! Don't explain please Blake...I don't wanna know!

***runs from thread***
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Kris Ritter
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11-19-2004 09:02
From: MrsJakal Suavage
I second that "Huh?" :confused:


I see your two 'huh?' and raise you a WTF?!
Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
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11-19-2004 09:04
*whistles and rocks back and forth*

wait... nvm, I am not blake
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Blake Rockwell
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11-19-2004 09:05
From: Willow Zander
*whistles and rocks back and forth*

wait... nvm, I am not blake


umm...Andy Griffith??
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MrsJakal Suavage
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11-19-2004 09:06
****looks for mute button**** :p
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Willow Zander
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Join date: 22 May 2004
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11-19-2004 09:06
From: Blake Rockwell
umm...Andy Griffith??


Um,, WTF....

*runs away scared*
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Blake Rockwell
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11-19-2004 09:07
Lol!
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Cristiano Midnight
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11-19-2004 09:09
From: Willow Zander
Ok... i think i speak for everyone when i say HUH?


LOL! Well said :)
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Lecktor Hannibal
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11-19-2004 09:15
From: Willow Zander
dime as in yank money, or dime as in toffee chocolate bar?

That was dime as in yank money. Common phrase for snitching is 'dropping a dime'.
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Blake Rockwell
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Join date: 31 Oct 2004
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11-19-2004 09:19
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and the man immediately gets an erection.

The woman notices his erection, comes over to him grinning sweetly and says: "Sir, did you call for me?" Bob replies: "No, what do you mean?" She says: "You must be new here; let me explain. It's a rule here that if I give you an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she then leads him to the side of a pool, lays down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.

Bob continues exploring the facilities. He enters a sauna, sits down, and farts. Within a few seconds a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy man with a firm erection lumbers out of the steam towards him. The Huge Man says: "Sir, did you call for me?" Bob replies: "No, what do you mean?" The Huge Man: "You must be new here; it is a rule that when you fart, it implies you called for me." The huge man then easily spins Bob around, bends him over the bench and has his way with him.

Bob rushes back to the colony office. He is greeted by the smiling naked receptionist: "May I help you?" Bob says: "Here is your card and key back. You can keep the $500 joining fee." Receptionist: "But Sir, you've only been here a couple of hours; you only saw a small fraction of our facilities.....

"Bob replies: "Listen lady, I am 58 years old, I get a hard-on twice a month, but I fart 15 times a day!
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
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11-19-2004 09:20
Is this the fucktard thread

*wanders off*
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Blake Rockwell
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11-19-2004 09:22
Omg Lmfao!!
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Willow Zander
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Join date: 22 May 2004
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11-19-2004 09:25
OMG!!!!!!111111111!!!11!11!!! r0xx0r
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Kris Ritter
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Join date: 31 Oct 2003
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11-19-2004 09:48
Bob Joins A Very Exclusiev Nudist Colony11!1!!1! Omg Wtf Lol On His First Day H3 Taeks Of His Cloth3s And Starts Wandarng Around!1111 Omg Lol A Gorgeous Petiet Blonde Woks By Him And Da Man Im3diaetly G3ts An 3raction!11! Teh Woman Notiecs His Erection Comes Ovar 2 Him Grinng Swetly And Says Sir Did U Cal For Me?!??!!?!! Lol Bob R3pleis No Wut Do U M3an?!!?? Omg Sh3 Says U Must B Nu Here Lat Me Explane11!!!! Omg Wtf Its A Rul3 Here Taht If I Giev U An Arection It Impleis U Caled For Me!11! Omg Smilng She Then Laads Him 2 Da Sied Of A Pol Lays Down On A 2w3l 3aegrly Puls Him 2 Her And Hapily L3ts Him Haev His Way Wit H3r1!!!!!!! Wtf Lol

Bob Continuas Explorng Da Faciliteis!!1!1! Lol Ha Ent3rs A Sauna Sits Down And Farts!!!111 Omg Lol Within A F3w Saconds A Huge Horibly Corpulant Harey Man Wit A Firm Eraction Lumbrs Out Of Da St3m 2wards Him!!!!1!! Wtf Lol Da Hug3 Man Says Sir Did U Cal For M3?!!???!? Omg Lol Bob Rapleis No Wut Do U Mean?!???!! Da Huga Man U Must B Nu Hare It Is A Rul3 Taht Whan U Fart It Impleis U Caled For M3111!!1 Wtf Da Huga Man Then Easily Spins Bob Around Bnds Him Over Teh Bnch And Has His Way Wit Him11!111 Wtf

Bob Rush3s Bak 2 Teh Colony Ofiec!11111!1 Omg Lol He Is Gretad By Da Smilng Naekd R3ceptionist May I Help U?!??!!!? Omg Wtf Lol Bob Says Here Is Ur Card And Key Bak!!!!1! Lol U Can Kep Da $50 Joinng Fe11!!!1!1 Lol Recaptionist But Sir U Only Ban Hara A Coupl3 Of Hours U Only Saw A Smal Fraction Of Our Faciliteis..11111!!1111!1111!1!!!!!!1! Omg Lol

Bob Rapleis List3n Lady Im 58 Years Old I Gat A Hard-on Twiec A Month But I Fart 15 Tiems A Day!!!!11! Wtf Lol
Blake Rockwell
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11-19-2004 09:54
From: billy Madison
You realize you have made 391 post since you started.. and you just started in october.. how many of those post do you think are NOT useless?
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
11-19-2004 10:02
you bored hun, should we start another thread, mind you will only get closed down..
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