Open letter to all SL residents!!
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Blueman Steele
Registered User
Join date: 28 Dec 2004
Posts: 1,038
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01-25-2005 11:43
"Cheeese Gromit, we'll go someplace where there's cheeeeese"
-Wallace
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Forseti Svarog
ESC
Join date: 2 Nov 2004
Posts: 1,730
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01-25-2005 11:53
/me claps. Yeeessss, I joined at the beginning of November. Very good! LOL Lance, my post was a joke. This whole thread is a humor thread, poking fun at the tendencies of SL forums. Sen. Alan Simpson commented that politics was a contact sport. I wonder if he really meant the forums. LOL |
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Ale Bukowski
Gnomes Landscapers Master
Join date: 2 Apr 2004
Posts: 129
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01-25-2005 12:01
Stop to sell cheese in a letterbox!
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Ursula Madison
Chewbacca is my co-pilot
Join date: 31 Jul 2004
Posts: 713
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01-25-2005 12:02
Aww... who cut the cheese? 
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Michi Lumin
Sharp and Pointy
Join date: 14 Oct 2003
Posts: 1,793
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01-25-2005 12:08
This thread is unfair to women in SL.
For years, dairy farmers have overseen the production of cheese, reaping the majority of the benefits from cheese manufacture. Women have been constrained by a glass ceiling, delegated only to milkmaids, and earning little but callouses for their hard work.
Furthermore, cows (Meaning: Female bovines) are exploited so that a patriarchical society can use the fruits of their teats, which rightfully belongs to themselves and all other women.
Cubey's favoritism towards cheese, which is a product of a chauvanist cabal, shows his willingness to exploit women.
Cubey, you have no right to speak on behalf of cheese, the female aspect of the gender dichotomy of the bovic fruit. Please stick to beef, which your man-soul has claim of. Please think of all of the sore teats and calloused hands you are supporting when you enjoy a slice of Havarti or a dollop of Gouda.
And please make sure your cheese appears in a position of power.
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
Posts: 6,734
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01-25-2005 12:11
Can anyone quote the "Rule of Thumb" dialog from the movie Boondock Saints for me?
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Liona Clio
Angel in Disguise
Join date: 30 Aug 2004
Posts: 1,500
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01-25-2005 12:12
From: Michi Lumin This thread is unfair to women in SL.
For years, dairy farmers have overseen the production of cheese, reaping the majority of the benefits from cheese manufacture. Women have been constrained by a glass ceiling, delegated only to milkmaids, and earning little but callouses for their hard work.
Furthermore, cows (Meaning: Female bovines) are exploited so that a patriarchical society can use the fruits of their teats, which rightfully belongs to themselves and all other women.
Cubey's favoritism towards cheese, which is a product of a chauvanist cabal, shows his willingness to exploit women.
Cubey, you have no right to speak on behalf of cheese, the female aspect of the gender dichotomy of the bovic fruit. Please stick to beef, which your man-soul has claim of. Please think of all of the sore teats and calloused hands you are supporting when you enjoy a slice of Havarti or a dollop of Gouda.
And please make sure your cheese appears in a position of power. What udder nonsense. *runs 'n hides*
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Lo Jacobs
Awesome Possum
Join date: 28 May 2004
Posts: 2,734
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01-25-2005 12:15
From: Lecktor Hannibal Can anyone quote the "Rule of Thumb" dialog from the movie Boondock Saints for me? The rule of thumb was that a man could beat his wife with a stick no wider than his thumb. *turns into a hairy lesbian and slings a punch* 
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
Posts: 6,734
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01-25-2005 12:20
From: Lo Jacobs The rule of thumb was that a man could beat his wife with a stick no wider than his thumb. *turns into a hairy lesbian and slings a punch* *ducks the punch* you didn't complete the entire quote 
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YOUR MOM says, 'Come visit us at SC MKII http://secondcitizen.net ' From: Khamon Fate Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible. Bikers have more fun than people !
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Trinity Serpentine
Schwan's Avitar Reject
Join date: 1 Oct 2003
Posts: 2,972
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01-25-2005 12:28
From: Michi Lumin This thread is unfair to women in SL.
For years, dairy farmers have overseen the production of cheese, reaping the majority of the benefits from cheese manufacture. Women have been constrained by a glass ceiling, delegated only to milkmaids, and earning little but callouses for their hard work.
Furthermore, cows (Meaning: Female bovines) are exploited so that a patriarchical society can use the fruits of their teats, which rightfully belongs to themselves and all other women.
Cubey's favoritism towards cheese, which is a product of a chauvanist cabal, shows his willingness to exploit women.
Cubey, you have no right to speak on behalf of cheese, the female aspect of the gender dichotomy of the bovic fruit. Please stick to beef, which your man-soul has claim of. Please think of all of the sore teats and calloused hands you are supporting when you enjoy a slice of Havarti or a dollop of Gouda.
And please make sure your cheese appears in a position of power.
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Lo Jacobs
Awesome Possum
Join date: 28 May 2004
Posts: 2,734
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01-25-2005 12:29
From: Lecktor Hannibal *ducks the punch* you didn't complete the entire quote "In the early 1900's it was legal for men to beat their wives as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb!" "Well, can't do much with that now can you? Perhaps it should have been the rule of wrist." Apparently this is a piece of feminist fiction; the "rule of thumb" phrase refers to carpenters and workmen who knew their craft so well that they would never stoop to use something like a ruler and instead measured on their own -- namely, their thumb, among other body parts. What the hell are we talking about again? 
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Cubey Terra
Aircraft Builder
Join date: 6 Sep 2003
Posts: 1,725
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01-25-2005 16:19
From: Blueman Steele This letter has three main sections. In the first, I argue that Cubey Terra's half-measures have gotten way out of hand. In the second, I make it clear that Cubey's confreres give noxious gadflies (also known as Cubey's peons) far more credibility than they deserve, as though it were a disgrace to create and nurture a true spirit of community. And in the third and final section, I conclude that pragmatic adherence to concision necessitates that I delete a plethora of thoroughly unflattering adjectives regarding Cubey's viewpoints. With this letter, I hope to allay the concerns of the many people who have been harmed by Cubey. But first, I would like to make the following introductory remark: One thing that Cubey does well is quote me out of context. That shouldn't surprise you when you consider that he would have us believe that his vices are the only true virtues. Such flummery can be quickly dissipated merely by skimming a few random pages from any book on the subject. Even if our society had no social problems at all, we could still say that I am convinced that there will be a strong effort on his part to call evil good and good evil in the immediate years ahead. This effort will be disguised, of course. It will be cloaked in deceit, as such efforts always are. That's why I'm informing you that this is a lesson for those with eyes to see. It is a lesson not so much about Cubey's audacious behavior, but about the way that Cubey's mind has limited horizons. It is confined to the immediate and simplistic, with the inevitable consequence that everything is made banal and basic and is then leveled down until it is deprived of all spiritual life. The greatest quote I ever heard goes something like this: "Cubey, perhaps more than anyone, should take seriously the challenge to fight the good fight." Lastly, I can't end this letter without mentioning that Cubey Terra's grunts work behind the scenes to reward those who knowingly or unknowingly play along with Cubey's expedients while punishing those who oppose them. I still like cheese.
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Cubey Terra
Aircraft Builder
Join date: 6 Sep 2003
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01-25-2005 16:20
From: Michi Lumin Furthermore, cows (Meaning: Female bovines) are exploited so that a patriarchical society can use the fruits of their teats, which rightfully belongs to themselves and all other women. The milk from the bulls just doesn't work very well as a food product.
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Siobhan Taylor
Nemesis
Join date: 13 Aug 2003
Posts: 5,476
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01-25-2005 16:22
From: Cubey Terra The milk from the bulls just doesn't work very well as a food product. That is just asking to be a sig-quote
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Lianne Marten
Cheese Baron
Join date: 6 May 2004
Posts: 2,192
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01-25-2005 16:51
I've said it before, i'll say it again. Brie is the queen of all cheese. She rules justly with her husband Emmentauler and her lovely daughter Gruyere.
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 5,948
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01-25-2005 18:39
MY cheese is the best. It smells like lilacs...
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Cross Lament
Loose-brained Vixen
Join date: 20 Mar 2004
Posts: 1,115
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01-25-2005 18:45
Spray-cheese.
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 5,948
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01-25-2005 19:14
My cheese only sprays when I have the runs.
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Dismay Wilde
Bleed Designs Owner
Join date: 12 Aug 2004
Posts: 1,771
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01-26-2005 06:56
From: Cross Lament Spray-cheese. apparently Canadians love their cheese..I know i do but spray cheese? O.o * hands you some swiss* |
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 9,935
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01-26-2005 07:00
You need squeezy cheese... squeezy cheese is the best, all rubbery and false, like many thinks now a days 
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,772
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01-26-2005 07:18
String Cheese! It's great on Ritz Crackers and fun to shoot across the room at your husband.
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Pituca FairChang
Married to Garth
Join date: 17 May 2003
Posts: 2,679
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01-26-2005 09:56
The best cheese comes from happy cows, and happy cows are in California!
I love a sharp cheddar with Pippin or Gravensteins when available, or Granny Smith.
I love a good brie too, and crumbled goat cheese on my salad
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Isis Becquerel
Ferine Strumpet
Join date: 1 Sep 2004
Posts: 971
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01-26-2005 10:07
From: Pituca Chang The best cheese comes from happy cows, and happy cows are in California!
I love a sharp cheddar with Pippin or Gravensteins when available, or Granny Smith.
I love a good brie too, and crumbled goat cheese on my salad
Actually the original happy cows were from france...unless they were just laughing because they had too much wine. Or perhaps it is all that money they were raking in from the south beach dieters La vache qui rit 
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As long as the bottle of wine costs more than 50 bucks, I'm not an alcoholic...even if I did drink 3 of them.
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Psyra Extraordinaire
Corra Nacunda Chieftain
Join date: 24 Jul 2004
Posts: 1,533
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01-26-2005 10:12
From: Michi Lumin This thread is unfair to women in SL.
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And please make sure your cheese appears in a position of power. Ulrika? Is that you? You look remarkably... violet today. On another note... I like shoe.
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