Those French are at is again!

JAck in the box has unveiled their plan to destroy the French vaugely concealed by a funny commercial in offering their "home Cut" fries.

Mayo? Tartar sauce? Insanity!

Salt and malt vinegar are the way to go.

Actually, isn't tartar sauce mostly mayo anyway?

Actually, isn't tartar sauce mostly mayo anyway?

How the vaccine works:

Influenza vaccine is produced by growing the virus in eggs. The virus is
killed and processed to create the vaccine, which is given by injection
under the skin. The body then produces antibodies to the virus over the next
two to four weeks. If the immunized person then comes into contact with the
influenza virus, the antibodies attack and kill the virus before it has a
chance to cause infection. The vaccine contains the 3 most likely strains to
be active during the "flu season"

Why the shortage:

Almost half of the nation's flu vaccine will not be delivered this year.
Chiron, a major manufacturer of flu vaccine, will not be distributing any
influenza vaccine this flu season. Chiron was to make 46-48 million doses
vaccine for the United States. Chiron is a British company. Recently British
health officials stopped Chiron from distributing and making the vaccine
when inspectors found unsanitary conditions in the labs. Some lots of the
vaccine were recalled and destroyed.

Why is our vaccine made in the UK and not the US?

The major pharmaceutical companies in the US provided almost 90% of the
nations flu vaccine at one time. They did this despite a very low profit
margin for the product. Basically, they were doing us a favor. In the late
80's a man from North Carolina who had received the vaccine got the flu. The
strain he caught was one of the strains in that years vaccine made by a US
company. What did he do? He sued and he won. He was awarded almost $5
million! After that case was appealed and lost, most US pharmaceutical
companies stopped making the vaccine. The liability out weighed the profit
margin. Since UK and Canadian laws prohibit such frivolous law suits UK and
Canadian companies began selling the vaccine in the US.

By the way...the lawyer that represented the man in the flu shot law suit
was a young ambulance chaser by the name of John Edwards.

Bring on the mashed 'taters ya'll!!!

Hey Grim, cute story.

Sadly it is a FUCKING LIE.

Here's the real deal.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/business/flushot.asp

I swear Republicans have no shame when it comes to lying. Although considering the administration setting their examples it is not surprising.

Mr. Mathias Chika Mordi

Executive Director,

Standard Trust Bank Plc.

6, Ring Rd,Benin City,

Edo State, Nigeria



I am Mr. Mathias Chika Mordi, Executive Director of Standard Trust Bank Plc, Benin branch, Benin city,Edo State. I have urgent and very confidential business proposition for you.On June 6, 1999, a British Oil consultant/contractor with the Nigerian Solid Minerals Corporation, Mr. Smith Lawrence made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit for twelve calendar months, valued at US$30,000,000.00 (Thirty Million Dollars) in my branch. Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his contract employers, the Nigerian Solid Minerals Corporation that Mr. Smith Lawrence died from an automobile accident. On further investigation, I found out that he died without making a WILL, and all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless.



I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr. Smith Lawrence did not declare any kin or relations in all his official documents, including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank. This sum of US$30,000,000.00 is still sitting in my Bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year. No one will ever come forward to claim it. According to Laws of Republic of Nigeria, at the expiration of 5 (five) years, the money will revert to the ownership of the Nigerian Government if nobody applies to claim the fund.



Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand in as the next of kin to Mr. Smith Lawrence so that the fruits of this old man's labor will not get into the hands of some corrupt government officials. This is simple, I will like you to provide immediately your full names and address so that the attorney will prepare the necessary documents and affidavits that will put you in place as the next of kin. We shall employ the services of an attorney for drafting and notarization of the WILL and to obtain the necessary documents and letter of probate/administration in your favor for the transfer. A bank account in any part of the world that you will provide will then facilitate the transfer of this money to you as the beneficiary/next of kin. The money will be paid into your account for us to share in the ratio of 60% for me and 40% for you.



There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this transaction will be done by the attorney and my position as the Branch Manager guarantees the successful execution of this transaction. If you are interested, please reply immediately via this email address immediately. Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand the transaction. Please send me your confidential telephone and fax numbers for easy communication.



Please observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country. Awaiting your urgent reply.



Thanks and regards,

Mr. Mathias Chika Mordi.

You see, Neehai, people like you are the very reason that I despise most liberals, and their philosophies: tyrannical, hypocritical, and intollerant of anyone whose viewpoint is different from your own.

You see, Neehai, people like you are the very reason that I despise most liberals, and their philosophies: tyrannical, hypocritical, and intollerant of anyone whose viewpoint is different from your own.

OK, now that I've mulled this over a little bit, let me rephrase and see if it helps your confusion any.

I'm a moderate, middle-of-the-road person. I lean left on some issues, and right on others.

I won't vote for Kerry for several reasons. First and foremost, because he's said that he'll basically never do anything without U.N. approval. What exactly is the point of having a sanctioning body that not only can't enforce the sanctions they impose, but won't allow its own members to enforce them? Kerry's published a list of goals and called it a plan, and a whole bunch of people fell for it. Many of those goals, I might add, are not achievable within our political system. Certainly not within 4, or even 8, years.

And who the hell is Cristina, anyway?